The side door to our garage is green. This has been no end of hilarity for my father-in-law. If only he could remember how many times he’s already told the joke.
—Patrick
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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—Patrick
Submitted my application for IRB and forgot to include the survey I'm using in my research. /headdesk
http://goldwingdocs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12060
Might help. At this point couldn't hurt if most of the pieces are still undamaged.
I think my roomy cubicle is about to get cut down.
*purchase CD for wife*
Amazon: Should be there next week!
*three weeks pass*
Amazon: Should be there in two months.
Amazon: Should be there next week!
*three weeks pass*
Amazon: Should be there in two months.
Noooo, my queen! Quick, minion, cheer her up with a dance! Dan-
...okay, you're fired.
Minion 2, play her a song!
Okay, that's....better? Sure, we'll go with that.
(Feel better, @Emrys. I hope it passes soon.)
Is there any way I can love and hug this post at the same time?Noooo, my queen! Quick, minion, cheer her up with a dance! Dan-
...okay, you're fired.
Minion 2, play her a song!
Okay, that's....better? Sure, we'll go with that.
(Feel better, @Emrys. I hope it passes soon.)
Please don't, it messes up our tracking.
Hush, JCM! They'll notice!Huh. I genuinely thought the NSA alt was one of mine.
Have a happy place that's warm and pretty. You just need a fruity drink and a cabana boy to serve them to you. The doomweasels can have their own cabana boy to
Are you referring to me or the doomweasels?
I'll have to pull out my favourite book, To Serve Man.
IT'S A COOK BOOK!
Oh dear gods, yes. You don't get between weasels and their peanut butter.
So your tomb stone will read:
"Choosy weasel moms choose NOT TO KEEP OPEN PEANUT BUTTER IN THE HOUSE! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE!"
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*rolls d20*
Remember that commercial of the guy wearing the fur coat walks into his house, snaps his fingers and the coat transforms into multiple ferrets that scamper away into their cages?
Now imagine me holding an open jar of peanut butter and that video going in reverse.
TIL - you're a masochist involved in some sort of Costanza-esque foodplay with someone at work. Probably the maid.
Does she make you sleep under your desk at night?
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I found out it was the Engineer, who is unaware of my ongoing starvation, so I am cutting him slack.
But I did close my door and start drinking as much water as I can.
I dunno if I'll make it til I get home. I might have to break out my emergency ham.
(It's not an entire ham).
