You're Ignacio Calavera y Tonto, a world-famous turkey-wrangler from the outskirts of Valladolid. There you roam the streets with your vast herds of partly-domesticated birds while singing about your lost love Esmeralda who shunned you for a Lithuanian fart artist. Hence you have sworn retribution for all persons of Baltic origin and have carved intricate idols out of juniper to insert into an appropriate orifice of any such person you encounter. While not doing that or wrangling turkeys, you moonlight as the village organist/proctologist.