Who the...

[SeraRelm]

.. hell are you people?

 

[Shegokigo]

SEEERRRAAAA!

*ahem*

Nice to see you darlin, where you been hiding? How's life? How's the Mrs?

 

[Bones]

apperantly a friend of shegos...in any case
GREETINGS FROM THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!

 

[SeraRelm]

Thanks, Narnia, ups and downs, great.

 

[MindDetective]

hey hey. welcome back

 

[jwhouk]

(Waves hi at SeraRelm) Long time no see.

 

[Shegokigo]

Narnia? With LittleSin's son Jet?

Sounds like fun times.

 

[Gusto]

Hey!

 

[figmentPez]

Always nice to see long lost forumites check-in from time0-to-time.

 

[SeraRelm]

Aslan wasn't what I was expecting.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Gweepings again!

 

[bhamv3]

You know, I was just thinking about you the other day, because I was wondering whether there was an underscore in your name. Couldn't remember.

Now I know.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Hey Sera! Welcome! Back to stay for a while?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Hi.

 

[Hylian]

Long time no see

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Look who got resurrected while my back was turned. Welcome back. Do you need a place to hang your coat or are you just passing through?

 

[Krisken]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Sup.

(Also, I need that Cain pin now...)

 

[strawman]

Aslan wasn't what I was expecting.

'sup?

 

[Espy]

Yo.

 

[LordRendar]

Waaaaaaazzaaaaap

 

[Biannoshufu]

'sup?

i laughed so hard.

Also, hey Sera.
~Amy.

 

[North_Ranger]

I am North_Ranger, a now bald person of Finnish descent, currently employed in combatting cancer on a personal level and delivering the joyous word of life without pants to the pantaloon-tyrannized masses of the world. In addition, I also happen to come by here more often than not.

It's good to see you, Sera ol' gal. We've missed you and hope that yoohh what the heck.

 

[fade]

Okay, we'll let her back in. But if JCM shows up, everybody hold the door.

 

[Dave]

Sera!! Good to see ya!

 

[Zappit]

Hey! Sera's back!

 

[sixpackshaker]

Oh, hey.

 

[Tress]

Okay, we'll let her back in. But if JCM shows up, everybody hold the door.

I thought the plan was to turn the lights out and hide behind the furniture until he leaves?

 

[Silver Jelly]

.. hell are you people?

I don't know.

 

[North_Ranger]

I don't know.

You're Ignacio Calavera y Tonto, a world-famous turkey-wrangler from the outskirts of Valladolid. There you roam the streets with your vast herds of partly-domesticated birds while singing about your lost love Esmeralda who shunned you for a Lithuanian fart artist. Hence you have sworn retribution for all persons of Baltic origin and have carved intricate idols out of juniper to insert into an appropriate orifice of any such person you encounter. While not doing that or wrangling turkeys, you moonlight as the village organist/proctologist.

 

[Silver Jelly]

Ah, now I remember!

 

[North_Ranger]

Excellent! Now go! Take your proud steed Estupido the wall-eyed ostritch and ride off into the sunset!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

You're Ignacio Calavera y Tonto, a world-famous turkey-wrangler from the outskirts of Valladolid. There you roam the streets with your vast herds of partly-domesticated birds while singing about your lost love Esmeralda who shunned you for a Lithuanian fart artist. Hence you have sworn retribution for all persons of Baltic origin and have carved intricate idols out of juniper to insert into an appropriate orifice of any such person you encounter. While not doing that or wrangling turkeys, you moonlight as the village organist/proctologist.

By night, you're an international super spy. You do it with women, and you leave your cravat on. In a 20 mile radius, women's bodices rip and men turn gay.

 

[Silver Jelly]

man, am I cool or what?

 

[SeraRelm]

*slowly lifts an arm to the clear night's sky, pointing to a gleaming red star beside the big dipper*
It shines for you, SJ.