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You know, I was just thinking about you the other day, because I was wondering whether there was an underscore in your name. Couldn't remember.

Now I know. :)
 

North_Ranger

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I am North_Ranger, a now bald person of Finnish descent, currently employed in combatting cancer on a personal level and delivering the joyous word of life without pants to the pantaloon-tyrannized masses of the world. In addition, I also happen to come by here more often than not.

It's good to see you, Sera ol' gal. We've missed you and hope that yoohh what the heck.

 

North_Ranger

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I don't know.
You're Ignacio Calavera y Tonto, a world-famous turkey-wrangler from the outskirts of Valladolid. There you roam the streets with your vast herds of partly-domesticated birds while singing about your lost love Esmeralda who shunned you for a Lithuanian fart artist. Hence you have sworn retribution for all persons of Baltic origin and have carved intricate idols out of juniper to insert into an appropriate orifice of any such person you encounter. While not doing that or wrangling turkeys, you moonlight as the village organist/proctologist.
 
You're Ignacio Calavera y Tonto, a world-famous turkey-wrangler from the outskirts of Valladolid. There you roam the streets with your vast herds of partly-domesticated birds while singing about your lost love Esmeralda who shunned you for a Lithuanian fart artist. Hence you have sworn retribution for all persons of Baltic origin and have carved intricate idols out of juniper to insert into an appropriate orifice of any such person you encounter. While not doing that or wrangling turkeys, you moonlight as the village organist/proctologist.
By night, you're an international super spy. You do it with women, and you leave your cravat on. In a 20 mile radius, women's bodices rip and men turn gay.
 
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SeraRelm

*slowly lifts an arm to the clear night's sky, pointing to a gleaming red star beside the big dipper*
It shines for you, SJ.
 
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