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According to some, Buzz Lightyear, and/or Luis Armstrong
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandte ... lieve.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandte ... lieve.html
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Jesus mother-slapping Christ.
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There was a Buzz... but Not lightyear.
Sadly, some of my work acquaintance still believe the whole NASA and space program is a fake. (I.e. big coverup/scam)
Sadly, some of my work acquaintance still believe the whole NASA and space program is a fake. (I.e. big coverup/scam)
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Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon; the trip would later inspire him to write "What a wonderful world".
Of course I’m sure you all already knew that
*Sits back and smokes pipe*
Of course I’m sure you all already knew that
*Sits back and smokes pipe*
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Fuck yeah. 
Tell Buzz Aldrin that he was a coward and a liar?!? What a fucking idiot! And not just because he got popped but because he's just dumb.
And he sued Buzz because of the assault. Thank God the Judge was wise enough to toss out an assault case of a 74yo man punching a douche in his 30's.Edrondol said:
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I get to take a bunch of students from my college to NASA each year. We get to visit the facilities, it is very tough training they have to do each day. That kid got off lucky.Zappit said:
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heh.. but that 30 year old verbally assaulted him first.sixpackshaker said:
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ElJuski
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No, they weren't the first men on the moon.
There were already men there. Hiding in the nooks and crannies for centuries, building their sick twisted robot-fetish pantie-octopus-Nintendo-culture. No one dares speak their ancient tongue, except fat closeted white anime geeks, the Weeaboo. But, translated...these Moon People...
They are called...
THE FUCKING JAPANESE.
Also I'm pretty sure these guys made it to the moon like, ages ago:
There were already men there. Hiding in the nooks and crannies for centuries, building their sick twisted robot-fetish pantie-octopus-Nintendo-culture. No one dares speak their ancient tongue, except fat closeted white anime geeks, the Weeaboo. But, translated...these Moon People...
They are called...
THE FUCKING JAPANESE.
Also I'm pretty sure these guys made it to the moon like, ages ago:
Listen to his voice. He sounds like he's been huddling in the basement in terror for a while. What a twerp.Gurpel said:
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Well you could just drive there.ElJuski said:No, they weren't the first men on the moon.
There were already men there. Hiding in the nooks and crannies for centuries, building their sick twisted robot-fetish pantie-octopus-Nintendo-culture. No one dares speak their ancient tongue, except fat closeted white anime geeks, the Weeaboo. But, translated...these Moon People...
They are called...
THE FUCKING JAPANESE.
Also I'm pretty sure these guys made it to the moon like, ages ago:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJHYZeqyaFs:1k600v5a][/youtube:1k600v5a]
It must have sucked to have been Micheal Collins. I mean he got sent all the way to the moon and didn't even get to actually leave the shuttle to step foot on it. Oh, and the bragging from Neil and Buzz about how awesome the moon walk was he must have had to endure the entire trip back home...Wahad said:I'll have to admit I didn't know the name of the third guy who went with Neil and Buzz.
Also, that vid:
And now, 40 years later, people don't even remember his name. He's "That guy who sat in the shuttle while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon"
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He got part of a Jethro Tull song out of it, at least.David said:It must have sucked to have been Micheal Collins. I mean he got sent all the way to the moon and didn't even get to actually leave the shuttle to step foot on it. Oh, and the bragging from Neil and Buzz about how awesome the moon walk was he must have had to endure the entire trip back home...Wahad said:I'll have to admit I didn't know the name of the third guy who went with Neil and Buzz.
Also, that vid:
And now, 40 years later, people don't even remember his name. He's "That guy who sat in the shuttle while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon"
"When do you think Mankind will be able to walk on the sun?"bhamv2 said:
"We can't walk on the sun, it's too hot."
"Well what if we go in the wintertime when it's cold?"
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so 1% of a poll of people were morons? i can live with that
wish it told us how many got it right though, and those that didnt know at all...
wish it told us how many got it right though, and those that didnt know at all...
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Hahaha, I love it. Weenie tries to cash a check his ass can't backup, and goes sue happy because he can't take responsibility for his actions. Good luck provoking a national hero and then expecting to cash out in court over it. No judge would EVER convict Buzz Aldrin for a provoked punch to the face.
Moon landing conspiracy wing nuts are almost as bad as the 9/11 ones.
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Wingnuts? I always thought that was a term for political extremists. As in, right-wing and left-wing.Chazwozel said:
I think the article said nearly 3/4's got it right. However, how many got it wrong on purpose. Because, NOBODY EVER LIES ON SURVEYS...Gadzooks said:
Thankfully, all of their carefully put together "evidence" can be disproven by anyone with a basic grasp of physics.Han-Sagan said:
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Frankie said:
You'd want to go down in history as the asshole who booked an American hero? Good luck with that.
GasBandit
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You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.
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