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Why is Shego stalking me...

#1

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

... all over the forums? She's always looking at me when I post. Disapproving of me...


#2

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Psht, I'll be impressed if the forum's still standing when Dave's back. I bet he'll return to a smoldering pile of tags and dead links, while we crouch in a huddled bunch with many of us missing body parts.
:twisted:


#3

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Because it's hilarious

alt answer: :shrug:


#4

Fun Size

Fun Size

I'm leaving for the holidays, and don't know when I'll be back. Thank you for such a delightful gift before I go.

Ame bless us, every one.


#5

Baerdog

Baerdog

Wow, that Shego picture is really fucking annoying.

/adblock


#6

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

WE ARE GOING TO DIE


#7



Roxxoredizorz

Shego can you move your ass a tiny bit to the left? I need to click on the "Go" button.


#8

Adam

Adammon

Can I request a Great White Shark there instead?


#9

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!



Perhaps this'll appease her?


#10

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Time to use the Uniwatch test: is it good or is it stupid?

It breaks board functionality. So it's stupid.


#11



Philosopher B.

Ha! She can't get me as long as I stay out of threads - oh poop.


#12



SeraRelm

I don't mind a little boards fun. It'll give me something to do while the herd visit's Mall Santa.



#13

Hylian

Hylian

Sadly I was forced to AdBlock Shego away. I kept having the feeling I was going to wake (hopefully wake up) with no limbs and maybe even missing a few organs.


#14



Chibibar

I like Shego. She is pretty hot.


#15

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I like Shego. She is pretty hot.
dude it's a cartoon


#16

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I like Shego. She is pretty hot.
dude it's a cartoon[/QUOTE]

Breaking news: Cartoons can't be hot?


#17



Chibibar

I like Shego. She is pretty hot.
dude it's a cartoon[/QUOTE]

Breaking news: Cartoons can't be hot?[/QUOTE]

who said I was talking about the cartoon (well the cartoon is hot too) ;)


#18



SeraRelm

Your future...


... think about it.


#19

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Soooo... thinking a non-photographic portrayal of the human body as sexy automatically leads to humping a pillow?

Damn, there went my enjoyment of classical art.


#20



SeraRelm

So all non-photographical two dimensional representations are cartoons?


#21

Bubble181

Bubble181

Sorry N_R. You're officially as creepy as that Japanese guy now. So sad.


#22



SeraRelm

Side note. A Botticelli and KY don't mix, man.


Just sayin'.


#23

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Nah, Sera... I was just making fun of this whole "cartoons - sexy or not" by expanding the definition to unreasonable proportions :p

And Bubble... seriously, what's wrong with admiring female beauty?


#24

Bubble181

Bubble181

Dude, I agree with you 100%. Apparently I forgot to include a smiley in my previous post :-P

Of course cartoons or art can be beautiful. And even sexy. Wouldn't want to marry one, but I don't think you want to, either :-P


#25

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

If I'm ever that desperate, I'll insult Shego and let her know where I live.

Suicide by enraged Latina, if you will.


#26

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

You guys got me. This is what that picture originally looked like.



#27

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Jelly... Please tell me you're not doing it in public in that picture.

That grin... that terrible, terrible grin...


#28

tegid

tegid

He just looks happy 'cause he's with his loved one!

Much happier than the japanese man they added by photshop...

EDIT: Yeah, ok, that grin is scary. Pervy kind of scary.


#29

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

The picture was taken a the precise moment I shared my love... Sweet, fluid love.


#30

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Sweet mother of baby Jesus on a pogo stick, the mental image! IT BURRRNNNSSS!!!


#31

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

That picture should be your avatar


#32



LordRavage

That picture should be your avatar
Seconded!


#33

Bubble181

Bubble181

That picture should be your avatar
Seconded![/QUOTE]

Squared!


#34



Chibibar

yay... I successfully derail the thread ;)


#35

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

That picture should be your avatar
Seconded![/QUOTE]

Squared![/QUOTE]

Cubed!


#36

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Man, cartoons just don't do it for me, you can't fuck no cartoon


#37



Dusty668

Yes you can, and lemon juice just makes the paper cuts, woooonderful!


#38



Chibibar

Man, cartoons just don't do it for me, you can't fuck no cartoon
but you can cosplayers...... make sure you check ID first.


#39

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Ok, this will be my holiday avatar!


#40

Bubble181

Bubble181

Ok, this will be my holiday avatar!
Dammit! I wanted to be the one with the creepy avatar for a change! Why'd you have to go and one-up me within minutes?! No fair!


#41

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Ok, this will be my holiday avatar!
Dammit! I wanted to be the one with the creepy avatar for a change! Why'd you have to go and one-up me within minutes?! No fair![/QUOTE]

XD great minds think alike?


#42

Bubble181

Bubble181

Clearly. Don't tell me you look as awesome as me, too...*checks picture*

Well, damned if you don't.

Are you *sure* you're not a long lost brother?


#43

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

We are drastically different in some small details, though.


#44



Dusty668

Psht, I'll be impressed if the forum's still standing when Dave's back. I bet he'll return to a smoldering pile of tags and dead links, while we crouch in a huddled bunch with many of us missing body parts.
:twisted:[/QUOTE]

Dead link?


#45

Jay

Jay

Cute.... but should be click-able and do emotes and strip and dance..etc.

At this point, she makes the MS Word Clip more useful.

ps: can we have moar for other posters, like MEEESSS? :)


#46

Bubble181

Bubble181

We are drastically different in some small details, though.
You're right, you wear glasses :-P

Cute.... but should be click-able and do emotes and strip and dance..etc.

At this point, she makes the MS Word Clip more useful.

ps: can we have moar for other posters, like MEEESSS? :)
Look, does it say "Ame and Shego and Jay's Forums" up there? No, not it doesn't. Sorry bro, only ladies down there.


#47



SeraRelm

Does it seem odd that when I saw the words "dead link" I felt bad for Hylian?


#48

Jay

Jay

Look, does it say "Ame and Shego and Jay's Forums" up there? No, not it doesn't. Sorry bro, only ladies down there.
LOL


#49



JCM

I like Shego. She is pretty hot.
dude it's a cartoon[/quote]

Breaking news: Cartoons can't be hot?[/quote]Charlie didnt grow up during the Thundercats years.

*strokes Cheetara poster

BTW how do I remove that cartoon %$^# thingy on the right? Its annoying to keep scrolling up to find the reply/quote button


#50

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Yeah, it's incredibly annoying. So much so that I'm gone for two weeks, fuck it.


#51

Jay

Jay

I like Shego. She is pretty hot.
dude it's a cartoon[/quote]

Breaking news: Cartoons can't be hot?[/quote]Charlie didnt grow up during the Thundercats years.

*strokes Cheetara poster

BTW how do I remove that cartoon %$^# thingy on the right? Its annoying to keep scrolling up to find the reply/quote button[/QUOTE]



#52



JCM

CTRL+P
Ill be in my bunk.....


#53

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

You can use adblock. I'm surfing this forum in firefox rather than chrome until hf is back to normal.


#54

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

cause this is ladies' night, and the feelin's right, oh yeah it's ladies night, oh what a night

oh what a night


#55



JCM

Thanks, just installed adblock....

/misses his laptop with Opera


#56

Jay

Jay

Holy fuck are there whiny ninnies here today. WWWAAAAHMUBLANCE.


#57

Espy

Espy

Folks, I don't know what is going on. All I know is Dave is gone and Gusto and NR and I are trying to hold the place together. I have Gusto writing code non-stop and NR is literally cradling the server right now.
Something crazy is happening, I think Daves soul literally held things together and now he's gone.
GONE.

And something has replaced him.


#58



Alucard

I've got some Shego avatar on the bottom right screen on the forums.
Don't know why as I mainly post in the media and video game section?

Guess I'm an easy target? *scratches head* if its spamming I hate spamming


#59

Espy

Espy

It's happening to all of us son.

We are fighting against the storm over here in Mod central but... oh no... oh Lord no... the LOGO... Oh sweet buddha...


#60



Alucard

Damn it man hold yourself together.


#61

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Espy! I'm giving the server all the power I can, but she cannae take it fer much foorther!


#62

Bubble181

Bubble181

Y'know, if I were the server, and the given choice was being stradled by Northie, or be the whipping boy to Shego and Ame, I wouldn't doubt for a second, myself, either.


#63



Alucard

Damn it man there's got to be another viable alternative solution here.


#64

Bubble181

Bubble181

Use a browser that allows the installation of AdBlock or some other way of blocking specific images on websites. That helps, I guess.a


#65

Espy

Espy

Espy! I'm giving the server all the power I can, but she cannae take it fer much foorther!
HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!

*SLAP*

Someone raise the forcefields!


#66



Alucard

Captain sir. We can't take too much more of this I'm reading numerous power fluctuations on all levels. We cannot simply take much more


#67

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Also, somebody was using the holodeck with a... ahem... private program, it malfunctioned and now naked cartoon characters are holding him hostage!


#68



Veteran

Is there a way to get rid of this thing without having to download anything?


#69

Shannow

Shannow

Is there a way to get rid of this thing without having to download anything?

Agreed, is there a way to turn thaqt shit off in our CP? Its placement is annoying, to say the least.


#70

Vagabond

V.Bond

Is there a way to get rid of this thing without having to download anything?


#71

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Espy! I'm giving the server all the power I can, but she cannae take it fer much foorther!
HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!

*SLAP*

Someone raise the forcefields![/QUOTE]

The automatic forcefield raising sequence is down. I have to divert power manually in the reactor chamber.

Wish me luck, I'm going in.

*puts on hazmat suit and goes in*

My God, it smells like the chili thread exploded in here...


#72

Espy

Espy

Espy! I'm giving the server all the power I can, but she cannae take it fer much foorther!
HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!

*SLAP*

Someone raise the forcefields![/QUOTE]

The automatic forcefield raising sequence is down. I have to divert power manually in the reactor chamber.

Wish me luck, I'm going in.

*puts on hazmat suit and goes in*

My God, it smells like the chili thread exploded in here...[/QUOTE]

ARE THERE BEANS IN THE CHILI?!?!


#73



Alucard

Note your suite only has a limited supply of power. You do not have much time.

Repeat only 14 minutes


#74

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

*WHOOOOOOOP!* *WHOOOOOOOP!*



Sir, we have a warp core breach! Repeat, we have a core breach! I don't think we can contain it! We may have to eject the core!


#75

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

MY GOD THERE ARE BEANS IN THAT CHILI!

Wait, a core breach?

CHEESY! I'm still in here, don't you dare eject the core or you're gonna get a tachyon subspace transponder where the sun don't shine!


#76

Cheesy1

Cheesy1



Ok, I'll see what I can do! I may be able to use the deflector array to divert the energy of the breach out into space! If not, I may have to do an emergency transport of you out of there before it blows!


#77

tegid

tegid

You did it! We're safe for now!!!


#78

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Partially thwarted.... phase 1 at least..... :sevil:


#79

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Chili burns... can't... speak... in full... sentences... need... medic...


#80



Iaculus

Uhh... guys? Who tried to fit a walrus through three transporters at once?

Just an academic question, you understand. I mean, that's the first time I've ever seen an eight-net positronic feedback loop caused by a bit of flying blubber.

Oh, and it fried life-support, too. You know, if that's important.


#81

Enresshou

Enresshou

Adblock it. I like the idea, but give us the option to turn the damn thing off.


#82

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Uhh... guys? Who tried to fit a walrus through three transporters at once?

Just an academic question, you understand. I mean, that's the first time I've ever seen an eight-net positronic feedback loop caused by a bit of flying blubber.

Oh, and it fried life-support, too. You know, if that's important.
Remove the... oscillation... matrix... from the... Coffee-O-Matic... and... plug... it... into... life-support...

We can... survive... on... instant coffee... for now.


#83

strawman

strawman

You guys are a bunch of wimps. I found it hilarious!

Ame and Shego, keep it coming!

Don't listen to this bunch of whiners.


#84



Kitty Sinatra

*whines*

While I like the banner, the superimposed image is annoying.

Mostly because it's sfw.

and not Vyx.

:(


#85



Alucard

awww I think someody needs a hug


#86

bhamv3

bhamv3

Dammit, I missed it. Someone grab a screenshot?


#87

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Dammit, I missed it. Someone grab a screenshot?


#88

Null

Null

*whines*

While I like the banner, the superimposed image is annoying.

Mostly because it's sfw.

and not Vyx.

:(
I'm okay with that.


#89

@Li3n

@Li3n

Thanks, just installed adblock....

/misses his laptop with Opera

And you can't install Opera why?


#90



JCM

Thanks, just installed adblock....

/misses his laptop with Opera

And you can't install Opera why?[/QUOTE]Shared PC, no time to mess around and install profiles, and theres already 4 frigging browsers here.


#91

tegid

tegid

*whines*

While I like the banner, the superimposed image is annoying.

Mostly because it's sfw.

and not Vyx.

:(
Or Shego!

Oh wait...


#92

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.


#93



Iaculus

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Don't worry, we had to reroute waste disposal through your floor to get rid of the walrus and the excess coffee. You'll have several tonnes of dismembered pinniped to keep you company reeeal soon.


#94

Denbrought

Denbrought

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Oi! Are you trying to take the creepy spaniard shtick from me? :<


#95

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Oi! Are you trying to take the creepy spaniard shtick from me? :<[/QUOTE]

Just for the holidays.


#96

ElJuski

ElJuski

motherofgodthisfuckenthread


#97

Bonhomme Richard

Bonhomme Richard


Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.

(I know a little late, but gotta love Fred Kwan)


#98

Denbrought

Denbrought

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Oi! Are you trying to take the creepy spaniard shtick from me? :<[/quote]

Just for the holidays.[/QUOTE]

... Mkay. So, how's this going to work? Am I supposed to send over all of my creepy stuff for your use or do you have your own stock?


#99

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Oi! Are you trying to take the creepy spaniard shtick from me? :<[/quote]

Just for the holidays.[/QUOTE]

... Mkay. So, how's this going to work? Am I supposed to send over all of my creepy stuff for your use or do you have your own stock?[/QUOTE]

Even If I don't have a creepy stuff stock, I think I'd prefer if you didn't send it to me :confused:


#100

Denbrought

Denbrought

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Oi! Are you trying to take the creepy spaniard shtick from me? :<[/quote]

Just for the holidays.[/quote]

... Mkay. So, how's this going to work? Am I supposed to send over all of my creepy stuff for your use or do you have your own stock?[/quote]

Even If I don't have a creepy stuff stock, I think I'd prefer if you didn't send it to me :confused:[/QUOTE]

How could you do the job without the tools of the trade, then? Sigh, have you forgotten everything you learnt at creeper school?


#101

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Wow. Dave steps out for a bit and things start to get crazy around here.



...PARTY TIME!

If you folks want, I might start a little craziness around here. I propose two threads, one here and one in the NSWF section. Here, we raise a ruckus and holler up a hootenanny to be discussed for the ages. There, we share the sort of pics and videos designed for "private entertainment" that we believe would gain the best enjoyment out of our fellow Halforumites. I do have some Kigo pics that might appease our own Shegokigo.

All those in favor, say Aye.


#102

Dave

Dave

Jesus Christ. What hath my being gone wrought?


For the record, I didn't think I'd have internet access, but there's an unsecured wifi nearby...

Dorks.


#103

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Jesus Christ. What hath my being gone wrought?


For the record, I didn't think I'd have internet access, but there's an unsecured wifi nearby...

Dorks.
Oh.


...I'll put away the decorations and beer, Dave. Didn't expect you back so soon.


#104

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Dave has forum acccess?

*quickly hides a large box of unidentified items and attempts an innocent smile*

Hiiiiiii Dave! Glad to see you! Everything going well on your trip? I hope so, we're all fine here.

*notices bhamv attempt to speak up and fires him a fiery eye*

We're ALL fine.


#105

bhamv3

bhamv3

*struggles against the ropes and gag*

MAAAAVVEE.... MELP ME.... MMMMMAAAAAAVVVVEEEEE!!!!


#106

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

*as Dave casually leaves again, Shego nods at Ame as bhamv is dragged away out of sight and smirks*

Phase 2 is lovely.... the groundwork is in place. Beautifully done Amorous :twisted:


#107

Denbrought

Denbrought

*limps by the post*

Yeah, we're all fine. Oh, me? I... I just fell down some stairs. Yeah. Gotta put them guardrails on them.


#108



Iaculus

Oh, the walrus entrails on my head? Totally in this season. You should get some of your own.


#109



SeraRelm

*walks by to get a drink, waves, continues on her way*


#110

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Oi! Are you trying to take the creepy spaniard shtick from me? :<[/quote]

Just for the holidays.[/quote]

... Mkay. So, how's this going to work? Am I supposed to send over all of my creepy stuff for your use or do you have your own stock?[/quote]

Even If I don't have a creepy stuff stock, I think I'd prefer if you didn't send it to me :confused:[/QUOTE]

How could you do the job without the tools of the trade, then? Sigh, have you forgotten everything you learnt at creeper school?[/QUOTE]

I was homeschooled. But I'm not supposed to talk about that.


#111

Gusto

Gusto

I love you, new forum banner.


#112



Iaculus

I'm still trapped in the holodeck, you people. And all the cartoon characters have dressed up and, after tying me up, have started ignoring me.

I feel so ronery.
Oi! Are you trying to take the creepy spaniard shtick from me? :<[/quote]

Just for the holidays.[/quote]

... Mkay. So, how's this going to work? Am I supposed to send over all of my creepy stuff for your use or do you have your own stock?[/quote]

Even If I don't have a creepy stuff stock, I think I'd prefer if you didn't send it to me :confused:[/quote]

How could you do the job without the tools of the trade, then? Sigh, have you forgotten everything you learnt at creeper school?[/quote]

I was homeschooled. But I'm not supposed to talk about that.[/QUOTE]

"Young teacher / The subject / Of schoolgirl fantasies..."

(wanders off whistling in a disquietingly offkey manner).


#113

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I love you, new forum banner.
Me too! :heart:


#114

Cajungal

Cajungal

^Ditto. You folks are nuts.


#115

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

I support telling ElJuski I love her


#116

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr--


O_O


#117

Denbrought

Denbrought

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr--


O_O
:eyebrows:


#118



Alucard

Nothing nothing. Move along move along


#119

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

URKEEEEEEEEEL!


#120

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

This Urkel thing is aces.


#121

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Can I keep him Mom? I promise I'll feed him, and bathe him and take him for walks and play with him every day!


#122

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

requesting theme in the next forum that has the translucent Urkel standing in the background of posts


#123

phil

phil

:( I just wanna go home. Why can't we go back to how things were? Before the insanity?


#124

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Who is this Urkel person, anyway?


#125

phil

phil

From the show family matters. He was the nerdy neighbor who wanted to bang the daughter. In later seasons he got too good looking and had to use a wacky machiene to transform into someone cool.

His catch phrase was "did I do thaaaaaat?"

He was also into cheese I think.


#126

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet



#127

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

From the show family matters. He was the nerdy neighbor who wanted to bang the daughter. In later seasons he got too good looking and had to use a wacky machiene to transform into someone cool.

His catch phrase was "did I do thaaaaaat?"

He was also into cheese I think.
Don't forget the accordion. Urkel could play a mean accordion.

phil said:
I just wanna go home. Why can't we go back to how things were? Before the insanity?
Nonsense! Relish the madness! Take me, for instance. My new avatar is a character with the word "mad" in his name.


#128

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/07/27/chicago-vlog-day-5-journey-to-the-urkel-house/

With the forum's reaching max instability, it will all be over soon. :sevil:


#129

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

..... But but but but..... I just GOT here....


#130

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

No worries, Charon. Just consider this the last big bang before Dave pushes the Reset/Art Upgrade/Change of Screenwriter button.


#131

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Big bang, you say....

*evil grin*

*grabs the 550 cord, the Easy Cheez, and a large plunger*

Excellent....


#132



Cuyval Dar

This whole damn forum is one big-ass trap.


#133

Espy

Espy

one big-ass trap.
I was gonna do a quick google search for a funny picture based on that line but then... I thought better of it.


#134



Philosopher B.

I never watched Family Matters, but when I watch clips like this, I kinda wish I did.



3:05-3:11 is absolutely priceless.


#135



makare

Family Matters was awesome and I think it holds up better than most of the other TGIF shows.


#136

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Family Matters was unwatchable tripe.

Laura's the hottest chick in school? Fucking puh-leeze.


#137

phil

phil

Family matters
fresh prince
family matters
fresh prince

this was my UPN line up about when I got home from school. I miss those days.


#138

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

...

I cannot for the life of me decide whether that was utterly horrid or utterly awesome.


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