Wife tries to hire hitman for husband

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For the record, this is the place where most political parties completely agree. The disagreement is on what to do about it.

 

[GasBandit]

Sterilize humanity. Fixes everything once and for all, within 100 years.

 

[strawman]

Sterilize humanity. Fixes everything once and for all, within 100 years.

Only the fundamentalist nuts hiding in the hills would be left. You sure you want them to inherit the earth?

 

[GasBandit]

Only the fundamentalist nuts hiding in the hills would be left. You sure you want them to inherit the earth?

I was thinking some sort of airborne contagion that causes sterility and can lie dormant for long periods without a host. Gonna have to open the bunker at some point, or all you inherit is the vault interior.

 

[ScytheRexx]

I also think you're being a little unfair to authors. I mean come on, what would you rather read, a whirlwind romance or the story of an old married couple discussing what to eat for dinner and whether or not <family member> took their medicine today?

For some reason this reminded me of this song. It captures much of my married life in a nutshell.

 

[doomdragon6]

Man, too many people are getting married too young and for the dumbest reasons. I blame rom-coms and disney movies.

I stopped reading the thread to just say THIS THIS THIS THIS. OH MY GOD THIS.

 

[Dei]

I stopped reading the thread to just say THIS THIS THIS THIS. OH MY GOD THIS.

Then there's the people who get married just to stop their girlfriends from feeling sad.

>.>


<3

 

[Dei]

I was thinking some sort of airborne contagion that causes sterility and can lie dormant for long periods without a host. Gonna have to open the bunker at some point, or all you inherit is the vault interior.

Stargate SG-1 plots gooo.