Would you help colonize the solar system?

[SpecialKO]

Oh, heck yeah, I'd be interested.

 

[Shegokigo]

Shego, I plan to have placed my brain into a mechanical body by this time, giving your mutiny an edge in having a nigh-unkillable infiltrator, as well as leaving the women-folk to you. Alliance?

Well now, that makes it all kinds of interesting! Why didn't you say so?

 

[Espy]

Does space have wifi?


But really, I think I would be very interested if I didn't have a family here. The idea of doing something that huge would be very hard to pass up.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I'd stay here on Earth. I'd rather colonize the oceans instead of a new planet. Pretty fishies! :clap:

 

[Hylian]

I'd stay here on Earth. I'd rather colonize the oceans instead of a new planet. Pretty fishies! :clap:

 

[Jay]

I'd help out if one of our colonies got attacked by an alien life form but other than that, I'd stay home.

I'd still hate being in a spaceship, I played far too many video games such as Dead Space and System Shock to know that.....

 

[WolfOfOdin]

I hereby announce the joint revolution of Wolf's cyborg collective and Shego's army. All of space shall burn!

 

[Brigand]

Fuck yeah I'd go. I'd drift out amongst the endless black between the asteroids, sending unmanned packages of ore off to lunar orbits for pick up by haulers to the orbital smelters and refineries.

 

[North_Ranger]

Damn cyborgs killed mah dog! Now off to save the human race!

*activates the over-weaponized, cool-looking starfighter, the FSS Pantsless*

Now all I need is an eyepatch, a somewhat simple bruiser/shooter, a sexy female mechanic and a pragmatic second-in-command...

 

[LordRavage]

Damn cyborgs killed mah dog! Now off to save the human race!

*activates the over-weaponized, cool-looking starfighter, the FSS Pantsless*

Now all I need is an eyepatch, a somewhat simple bruiser/shooter, a sexy female mechanic and a pragmatic second-in-command...

Damn cyborgs! Day tok errr jabs!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

and a pragmatic second-in-command...

oh captain, my captain

 

[North_Ranger]

[quote="North_Ranger":24po14mp]and a pragmatic second-in-command...

oh captain, my captain[/quote:24po14mp]

Man the tactical, Mr Allen. We've got three of Shego's HoBot Emasculator-class fighters on the sensor grid.

 

[@Li3n]

Of course i'll help... by sending out my clones... which will then enact Order 66, leaving me sole ruler of the Sol system... at least until the inevitable betrayal by a clone who's mental conditioning has been broken by accident.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

[quote="Allen, who is Quiet":2cxldlka][quote="North_Ranger":2cxldlka]and a pragmatic second-in-command...

oh captain, my captain[/quote:2cxldlka]

Man the tactical, Mr Allen. We've got three of Shego's HoBot Emasculator-class fighters on the sensor grid.[/quote:2cxldlka]

These are designed to be anti-vaguely-phallic weapons. Our missiles and cannons are useless. I would recommend using the Sexy Beam to overload their pre-programmed sensibilities.

Of course, if you're seeing one HoBot, there are probably a lot more you're not seeing.

 

[North_Ranger]

Frak! Deploy the decoy - the buoy that sends an emergency signal from a transport ship filled with Catholic school girls!

 

[WolfOfOdin]

All the while my Cyborg Locusts feast upon your ship's hull.

INSECTICONS ATTA-err wait....ah, there we are, DEVOUR THEM ALL, A POX UPON THY HOUSE!

 

[North_Ranger]

Deploying countermeasures, hull-wide electrocution beginning now.

 

[Shegokigo]

*the female crew member that the General spoke to directly smiles a crooked grin*

"I do not think so.... General...."

*for a moment, her eyes glow that familiar green that the General finds unmistakable*

"Did you really think you'd survive this?" she says as one arm becomes a small cannon like appendage and the other changes into multiple wired tentacles.

*she holds the cannon towards the General as her other appendages penetrate the CPU near the EMP, her laughter filling the bridge*

 

[Fun Size]

*she holds the cannon towards the General as her other appendages penetrate the CPU near the EMP as her laughter fills the bridge*

You have no idea how relieved I was when the tentacles went for the CPU. I've never been afraid for another man like that in my life.

 

[Rob King]

*she holds the cannon towards the General as her other appendages penetrate the CPU near the EMP as her laughter fills the bridge*

You have no idea how relieved I was when the tentacles went for the CPU. I've never been afraid for another man like that in my life.

I too, heaved a sigh of relief.

 

[Shegokigo]

I find what the locusts are about to do much more interesting than some invasive tentacles. Besides, my bots don't swing that way. :heythere:

 

[Le Quack]

I put on my wizard robe and my magical laser sword, slicing the robots in half while conjuring invisible force fields to cover our defensive!

 

[WolfOfOdin]

Locusts, enable electro-absorption cells, gorge and use the energy to burn through the hull. Once through, MERGE TO FORM DEVASTATOR...er...dammit again, FEAST ON THE WEAK FULL-FLESHED WITHIN!

 

[North_Ranger]

*weak sound on the comms*

Help... Help... This is the transport vessel Bridget. We are dead in space, our engines are dead... Please help us, we only have oxygen for five more hours, and the headmistress of St Whipabum's School for Wayward Girls will not be happy if we cannot get these two-hundred sixteen-year-olds to Mars in time...