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Nov 22, 2011#1

ThatNickGuy

Do you have a list of celebrities that, if even given the chance, you would do anything in your power to sleep with them? Regardless if you're married or in a relationship? A list that you and your loved one totally agree is okay?

I have one and one only.......Geoffrey Peterson.

No, but seriously...

Michelle Trachtenberg

Lacey Chabert

Ashley Williams (Victoria from How I Met Your Mother)

Nov 22, 2011#2

Shegokigo

My teenage crush, who's just as sexy today as the day I first fell for her:

Rachel McAdams: (When she's not blonde)

Emma Stone: (Near spitting image of my long term ex. Yes, it was pretty jarring when Emma became a star)

Rachel Leigh Cook: (Been in love with her since Josie, she just looks amazing in short hair)

Nov 22, 2011#3

Biannoshufu

Nov 22, 2011#4

bhamv3

In total agreement with Shego's Jennifer Connelly and Rachel Leigh Cook, with the addition of Emma Watson.

Nov 22, 2011#5

Frankie Williamson

JENNIFER CONNELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YARGH!

Nov 22, 2011#6

Adammon

Rachel Leigh Cook (Met a girl who was a dead ringer for her, ye gods)
Rachel Weisz

Scarlett Johannson

Rachel Nichols (As long as she's not painted green)

WTF is with all the Rachels?

Nov 22, 2011#7

Frankie Williamson

I'd do Rachel Nichols ESPECIALLY if she was green.

And had red hair.

Blonde Rachel Nichols makes me sad.

Nov 22, 2011#8

Just Me

I'll get in line for Jennifer Connelly too.

I'll add the lovely Allyson Hannigan to the lineup.

And my first celebrity crush was Michelle Pfeiffer in Ladyhawke, goddamn.

Nov 22, 2011#9

Jay

Kate Beckinsale

Mila Kunis

Emma Stone

Nov 22, 2011#10

Ravenpoe

Lady Gaga. Fuck the haters, I've got a huge crush on her.

And Shakira. Totally Shakira.

Nov 22, 2011#11

Adammon

Ravenpoe said:
Lady Gaga. Fuck the haters, I've got a huge crush on her.

Nov 22, 2011#12

sixpackshaker

So Nick, it was Geoff Peterson in your pants on your prom night...

Nov 22, 2011#13

Gryfter

I'll just put this here.

Nov 22, 2011#14

LordRendar

Claire Forlani (too lazy to post a picture)

Nov 22, 2011#15

Jay

Ravenpoe said:
Lady Gaga.

Stop looking at her like some piece of meat man, respect the woman.

Nov 22, 2011#16

sixpackshaker

I'm her #1 fan.

Nov 22, 2011#17

Frankie Williamson

Jay said:
Stop looking at her like some piece of meat man, respect the woman.

That is absolutely more clever than what I was going to post. Instead I will post a picture of brunette Rachel McAdams (because blonde Rachel McAdams makes me sad, yup, there's a theme there)

Nov 22, 2011#18

Adammon

sixpackshaker said:
I'm her #1 fan.

??????? *shudder*

Nov 22, 2011#19

Jay

And we're done.

Nov 22, 2011#20

Cheesy1

Edit: Oh, and I too must agree with Shego on Jennifer Connelly. Just . . . yum!

Nov 22, 2011#21

Ravenpoe

Adammon said:
View attachment 3543
??????? *shudder*

Damn, Cathy Bates looks good in that pic.

Nov 22, 2011#22

Gryfter

Ravenpoe said:
Damn, Cathy Bates looks good in that pic.

It's the beard that really does it.

Nov 22, 2011#23

BananaHands

Karen Gillian. In a heartbeat.

Alison Brie.

Added at: 22:02
And I'm sorry, are we opposed to green women here?

Nov 22, 2011#24

Null

I'm not.

Let's see... definitely agree with Franke Potente and Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Connelly, would add Lisa Marie Varon (TNA Wrestling's Tara), Padma Lakshmi, Reshma Shetty, and honestly I think Bai Ling's pretty hot most of the time.

Nov 22, 2011#25

ElJuski

Nov 22, 2011#26

Shegokigo

This is getting NSFW really fast.

Nov 22, 2011#27

Adammon

Famke Janssen

Gemma Arterton

Rosamund Pike

(these three have something in common which didn't occur to me until the end)

Jessica Biel (Like she appeared in Blade. I don't like her as a 'glam girl' More as girl next door...with a crossbow)

Kate Beckinsale (From Underworld. Hottest. Vampire. Ever.)

Nov 22, 2011#28

HCGLNS

And naturally as she was a huge local celeb growing up;

Nov 22, 2011#29

Shegokigo

Two of those pics aren't showing up.

Nov 22, 2011#30

Charlie Don't Surf

I want to have sex with the one that is literally paid money to be attractive and that I've never seen in my life when she hasn't already spent several thousand dollars on her appearance.

Nov 22, 2011#31

Jay

Cool story bro.

Nov 22, 2011#32

Charlie Don't Surf

Either that or the one that I've always seen in hyper-sexual poses and clothing in any picture or video.

Nov 22, 2011#33

phil

Ravenpoe said:
Lady Gaga. Fuck the haters, I've got a huge crush on her.

And Shakira. Totally Shakira.

That's some crazy i'd stick my dick into.

Lady Gaga, that is.

And Shakira, now that I'm thinking about it.

Ya know what? this whole thread is on my list so far. That is to say, I'm single so it's not so much my sexception list as my "if I see any of these people I'm going to make every legal attempt to bang them" list.

Nov 22, 2011#34

Hailey Knight

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I want to have sex with the one that is literally paid money to be attractive and that I've never seen in my life when she hasn't already spent several thousand dollars on her appearance.

Hugh Jackman?

Nov 22, 2011#35

Shegokigo

I always knew Charlie, I just didn't want to be the one to point it out. Sorry Esc let the cat out of the bag.

Nov 22, 2011#36

bhamv3

Does brunette Rachel McAdams remind anyone of Milla Jovovich?

Nov 23, 2011#37

Null

bhamv3 said:
Does brunette Rachel McAdams remind anyone of Milla Jovovich?

Not me personally - they have vastly different eyes, noses, and lips, which changes the whole face. But I may be noticing only the differences, not the similarities. They're both beautiful, of course, but I don't think they look alike.

Nov 23, 2011#38

Kovac

Amy Adams

Karen Gillian

Carey Mulligan

Nov 23, 2011#39

Biannoshufu

Amorous Eyes said:
Do anything in our power? No. That sounds a bit creepy. Given the actual opportunity to sleep with a celeb? Yes.
He can sleep with any celeb he wants to if he gets a chance and vice versa. There is no actual 'list'.

you just killjoyed all over this thread.

Nov 23, 2011#40

bhamv3

Amorous Eyes said:
Do anything in our power? No. That sounds a bit creepy. Given the actual opportunity to sleep with a celeb? Yes.
He can sleep with any celeb he wants to if he gets a chance and vice versa. There is no actual 'list'.

Do you guys have a definition for who counts as a celeb though? What if it's a minor celebrity, or an Internet celebrity? What if he gets a chance at Lindsay Ellis, the Nostalgia Chick?

Also, I'm adding the Nostalgia Chick to my list.

Nov 23, 2011#41

ThatNickGuy

Amorous Eyes said:
Do anything in our power? No. That sounds a bit creepy. Given the actual opportunity to sleep with a celeb? Yes.
He can sleep with any celeb he wants to if he gets a chance and vice versa. There is no actual 'list'.

Yeah, that was bad wording on my part. Ignore that part and just have fun with it.

Nov 23, 2011#42

Dave

Is it sad that I'm happy just to be monogamous with my wife? Having sex with a celebrity would be a huge pain in the ass, especially one with whom you've idolized for a long time. You're better off staying with the fantasy as reality would probably be a let down...for all involved.

Nov 23, 2011#43

Shegokigo

Dave said:
Is it sad that I'm happy just to be monogamous with my wife?

Nope, just means you're old and your fantasties are all covered in cobwebs.

Nov 23, 2011#44

ThatNickGuy

Amorous Eyes said:
There's a plethora of sexual fantasies that don't involve other people. Excluding a specific kind is something even the more kinky people do.

I know it was more of a joke post, but I still had to say it.

So...masturbation?

Nov 23, 2011#45

Biannoshufu

Dave said:
Having sex with a celebrity would be a huge pain in the ass,

It depends on your willingness to experiment and your overall flexibility. But I'd definitely suggest lube the first time.

Nov 23, 2011#46

ThatNickGuy

Especially if it's Ron Jeremy.

Nov 23, 2011#47

Charlie Don't Surf

Quotemander Prime said:
Hugh Jackman?

I think you were mistaken and didn't read my post closely enough to see the pronoun usage. I am heterosexual.

Nov 23, 2011#48

Covar

Dave said:
Is it sad that I'm happy just to be monogamous with my wife? Having sex with a celebrity would be a huge pain in the ass, especially one with whom you've idolized for a long time. You're better off staying with the fantasy as reality would probably be a let down...for all involved.

Nov 23, 2011#49

phil

Dave said:
Is it sad that I'm happy just to be monogamous with my wife? Having sex with a celebrity would be a huge pain in the ass, especially one with whom you've idolized for a long time. You're better off staying with the fantasy as reality would probably be a let down...for all involved.

We give you a free pass to be a creepy old man and you go all family values on us?

WWTD- what would Turbo do?

Nov 23, 2011#50

Null

phil said:
We give you a free pass to be a creepy old man and you go all family values on us?

WWTD- what would Turbo do?

Nothing, apparently.

Nov 23, 2011#51

GasBandit

I'm not willing to risk any celebrity nookie. I'd lose my favorite gaming buddy. Every MMO is so much more fun when you never, ever have to solo.

Nov 23, 2011#52

Shegokigo

GasB, your reality is getting in the way of your fantasy. You're gonna have to step outside for a minute sometime man

Nov 23, 2011#53

Dave

Over the years I've discovered that my fantasies weren't as good in real life as they were in my mind. You learn to get past the "grass is always greener" after awhile. Yes, I still have fantasies and dreams, but they are no longer for me and me alone. I know it sounds lame, but my fantasies and dreams would all be lessened if they didn't include my wife.

Nov 23, 2011#54

Shegokigo

Do you remember the exact moment your age finally caught up to you there Dave? I'd like to know so that I know when to blow my brains out

Nov 23, 2011#55

GasBandit

Shegokigo said:
GasB, your reality is getting in the way of your fantasy. You're gonna have to step outside for a minute sometime man

For most guys, a lady who's a gamer IS the fantasy. She's also got red hair, which is a big selling point for me...

Nov 23, 2011#56

Shegokigo

You know damn well and good what I mean.

Nov 23, 2011#57

GasBandit

Shegokigo said:
You know damn well and good what I mean.

I don't expect you to understand it... more than half the time, I don't understand it myself. But even if Christina Hendricks were to show up on my doorstep, swear to be mine and mine alone forever as a slave in every sense of the word, backed up by a contract written in blood and notarized by a priest, along with Vanessa Lake and Cora Skinner as a signing bonus - I'd still rather keep what I've got. I've been teaching her to play Supreme Commander, for crying out loud - and now she likes it even more than I do! She lets me design her costumes in City of Villains!

Nov 23, 2011#58

Shegokigo

When at any point was this thread about leaving your loved one to be with a celebrity?

It was a simple, hypothetical thread about celebrities you would like to have a "go" with if given the chance.

Nov 23, 2011#59

Frankie Williamson

Man, not to be THAT GUY, but Christina Hendricks does not do it for me. Like, at all.

Nov 23, 2011#60

GasBandit

Shegokigo said:
When at any point was this thread about leaving your loved one to be with a celebrity?
It was a simple, hypothetical thread about celebrities you would like to have a "go" with if given the chance.

Heh, that's the thing. It's not about "leaving," it's about fulfillment. I guess you could say my reality IS in the way of a fantasy, because my reality is my fantasy come true - a red headed female gamer who, inexplicably, against all sense and reason, adores me.
But, I guess in a way, you got what you wanted out of me - I did just mention three names.
Added at: 14:57

Frankie Williamson said:
Man, not to be THAT GUY, but Christina Hendricks does not do it for me. Like, at all.

Not even in the episode of Firefly, "Our Dear Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds?"

Nov 23, 2011#61

Enresshou

Nathan Fillion, aka the only guy I have a real man-crush on. (Yes my girlfriend is aware of this)

Nov 23, 2011#62

GasBandit

Enresshou said:
Nathan Fillion, aka the only guy I have a real man-crush on. (Yes my girlfriend is aware of this)

Gar, yar?

Nov 23, 2011#63

Azurephoenix

GasBandit said:
I've been teaching her to play Supreme Commander, for crying out loud - and now she likes it even more than I do!

You have no idea how much I envy this... bastard...

Nov 23, 2011#64

Frankie Williamson

Now Gas, is she a gamer girl or a girl that also happens to like games? Mostly, gamer girls are like gamer guys, varying disgusting masses of useless person. Girls (and guys) who also happen to like games are different things. Vidja game are not their only defining feature.

Nov 23, 2011#65

GasBandit

Frankie Williamson said:
Now Gas, is she a gamer girl or a girl that also happens to like games? Mostly, gamer girls are like gamer guys, varying disgusting masses of useless person. Girls (and guys) who also happen to like games are different things. Vidja game are not their only defining feature.

Well, she wasn't a gamer when I met her. Now she's every bit as much of one as I am.

Nov 23, 2011#66

Null

I think Gas and Dave are both perfectly justified in saying "I'm happy with the person I'm with, and so there wouldn't be anyone" - indeed, that's kind of enviable.

However, for the spirit of the conversation, I think there was an understanding of it being aside from any relationship you might be in - ie, if you weren't in this wonderful relationship that fulfills your every need, who'd you do?

Nov 23, 2011#67

Shegokigo

Frankie Williamson said:
Now Gas, is she a gamer girl or a girl that also happens to like games? Mostly, gamer girls are like gamer guys, varying disgusting masses of useless person. Girls (and guys) who also happen to like games are different things. Vidja game are not their only defining feature.

I'm glad you said "mostly". I was going to have to up the date of your "accident".

Nov 23, 2011#68

Hailey Knight

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I think you were mistaken and didn't read my post closely enough to see the pronoun usage. I am heterosexual.

Nov 23, 2011#69

PatrThom

Kati has a few (which I post with her permission):

Ciaran Hines

Alan Cumming

Anthony Bourdain

(In fact, she says, if Alan Cumming and Anthony Bourdain would agree to perform simultaneously, that would be quite stimulating)
==================================
As for myself, I dunno. The only "celebrity" I can really come up with off the top of my head is
Alexondra Lee

Also Mayim Bialik or Alicia Witt, just because they are both such nerds they make Felicia Day look like a complete mundane.

--Patrick

Nov 23, 2011#70

phil

Dave said:
Over the years I've discovered that my fantasies weren't as good in real life as they were in my mind. You learn to get past the "grass is always greener" after awhile. Yes, I still have fantasies and dreams, but they are no longer for me and me alone. I know it sounds lame, but my fantasies and dreams would all be lessened if they didn't include my wife.

I know lifetime or hallmark or something is paying you to write that, but I'm going to just interpret that as a 3some.

Good luck barkin' up that tree though.

Unless you're tin or apparently crimsonsoul. WHO KNEW!

Nov 24, 2011#71

PatrThom

You need to go as Isaac Asimov some year for Hallowe'en.
Finding people to go as Mila and Drew is up to you.

--Patrick

Nov 24, 2011#72

Kovac

If I somehow manage to travel back in time to 1990 I will add Sherilyn Fenn to the list

Nov 25, 2011#73

linglingface

Shegokigo said:
My teenage crush, who's just as sexy today as the day I first fell for her:

Rachel McAdams: (When she's not blonde)

Emma Stone: (Near spitting image of my long term ex. Yes, it was pretty jarring when Emma became a star)

Rachel Leigh Cook: (Been in love with her since Josie, she just looks amazing in short hair)

Strangely enough, we have similar taste! All but the first. :3
Added at: 01:03

Ravenpoe said:
Lady Gaga. Fuck the haters, I've got a huge crush on her.
And Shakira. Totally Shakira.

Mmm Shakira. <3
Added at: 01:12
Zac Levi

and Fillion

And I'm halfway (okay, teeny way) there!! <3

Nov 25, 2011#74

Jay

So goddamn jealous... man crush.... Nathan Fillion.

And wtf... 4 am... ?

Nov 25, 2011#75

ElJuski

I'll also always have a special place in my heart for Lily Allen.

Nov 25, 2011#76

Charlie Don't Surf

I have a place for her, but it isn't in my heart

Nov 25, 2011#77

ElJuski

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I have a place for her, but it isn't in my heart

Hmm.

Nov 25, 2011#78

Charlie Don't Surf

Gilman Chatsworth said:
Hmm.

it's in my bed, the place where I will have sex with her

Nov 25, 2011#79

Shegokigo

It's in his basement, tied up begging for food.

Nov 25, 2011#80

ElJuski

Charlie Don't Surf said:
it's in my bed, the place where I will have sex with her

oh i see

Nov 25, 2011#81

Officer_Charon

Shegokigo said:
It's in his basement, tied up begging for food.

I am interested in your proposal, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Also, this thread is basically doing all the work for me *grins*:

Jen Conolly,
Karen Gillan,
Allyson Hannegan,
Christina Hendricks,
Shakira,
Rachel Weisz,
Kate Beckinsale.

Add in Natalie Portman, despite her snobbish personality. There's an app for that:

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