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bhamv3 said:
Does brunette Rachel McAdams remind anyone of Milla Jovovich?
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Not me personally - they have vastly different eyes, noses, and lips, which changes the whole face. But I may be noticing only the differences, not the similarities. They're both beautiful, of course, but I don't think they look alike.
 
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Amorous Eyes said:
Do anything in our power? No. That sounds a bit creepy. Given the actual opportunity to sleep with a celeb? Yes.
He can sleep with any celeb he wants to if he gets a chance and vice versa. There is no actual 'list'.
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you just killjoyed all over this thread.
 
bhamv3

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Amorous Eyes said:
Do anything in our power? No. That sounds a bit creepy. Given the actual opportunity to sleep with a celeb? Yes.
He can sleep with any celeb he wants to if he gets a chance and vice versa. There is no actual 'list'.
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Do you guys have a definition for who counts as a celeb though? What if it's a minor celebrity, or an Internet celebrity? What if he gets a chance at Lindsay Ellis, the Nostalgia Chick?

Also, I'm adding the Nostalgia Chick to my list.
 
ThatNickGuy

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Amorous Eyes said:
Do anything in our power? No. That sounds a bit creepy. Given the actual opportunity to sleep with a celeb? Yes.
He can sleep with any celeb he wants to if he gets a chance and vice versa. There is no actual 'list'.
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Yeah, that was bad wording on my part. Ignore that part and just have fun with it. :p
 
Dave

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Is it sad that I'm happy just to be monogamous with my wife? Having sex with a celebrity would be a huge pain in the ass, especially one with whom you've idolized for a long time. You're better off staying with the fantasy as reality would probably be a let down...for all involved.
 
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Dave said:
Is it sad that I'm happy just to be monogamous with my wife? Having sex with a celebrity would be a huge pain in the ass, especially one with whom you've idolized for a long time. You're better off staying with the fantasy as reality would probably be a let down...for all involved.
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Dave said:
Is it sad that I'm happy just to be monogamous with my wife? Having sex with a celebrity would be a huge pain in the ass, especially one with whom you've idolized for a long time. You're better off staying with the fantasy as reality would probably be a let down...for all involved.
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We give you a free pass to be a creepy old man and you go all family values on us?

WWTD- what would Turbo do?
 
GasBandit

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I'm not willing to risk any celebrity nookie. I'd lose my favorite gaming buddy. Every MMO is so much more fun when you never, ever have to solo.
 
Dave

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Over the years I've discovered that my fantasies weren't as good in real life as they were in my mind. You learn to get past the "grass is always greener" after awhile. Yes, I still have fantasies and dreams, but they are no longer for me and me alone. I know it sounds lame, but my fantasies and dreams would all be lessened if they didn't include my wife.
 
GasBandit

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Shegokigo said:
You know damn well and good what I mean.
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I don't expect you to understand it... more than half the time, I don't understand it myself. But even if Christina Hendricks were to show up on my doorstep, swear to be mine and mine alone forever as a slave in every sense of the word, backed up by a contract written in blood and notarized by a priest, along with Vanessa Lake and Cora Skinner as a signing bonus - I'd still rather keep what I've got. I've been teaching her to play Supreme Commander, for crying out loud - and now she likes it even more than I do! She lets me design her costumes in City of Villains!
 
Shegokigo

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When at any point was this thread about leaving your loved one to be with a celebrity?

It was a simple, hypothetical thread about celebrities you would like to have a "go" with if given the chance.
 
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Shegokigo said:
When at any point was this thread about leaving your loved one to be with a celebrity?
It was a simple, hypothetical thread about celebrities you would like to have a "go" with if given the chance.
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Heh, that's the thing. It's not about "leaving," it's about fulfillment. I guess you could say my reality IS in the way of a fantasy, because my reality is my fantasy come true - a red headed female gamer who, inexplicably, against all sense and reason, adores me.
But, I guess in a way, you got what you wanted out of me - I did just mention three names.
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Frankie Williamson said:
Man, not to be THAT GUY, but Christina Hendricks does not do it for me. Like, at all.
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Not even in the episode of Firefly, "Our Dear Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds?"
 
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Now Gas, is she a gamer girl or a girl that also happens to like games? Mostly, gamer girls are like gamer guys, varying disgusting masses of useless person. Girls (and guys) who also happen to like games are different things. Vidja game are not their only defining feature.
 
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Frankie Williamson said:
Now Gas, is she a gamer girl or a girl that also happens to like games? Mostly, gamer girls are like gamer guys, varying disgusting masses of useless person. Girls (and guys) who also happen to like games are different things. Vidja game are not their only defining feature.
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Well, she wasn't a gamer when I met her. Now she's every bit as much of one as I am.
 
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I think Gas and Dave are both perfectly justified in saying "I'm happy with the person I'm with, and so there wouldn't be anyone" - indeed, that's kind of enviable.

However, for the spirit of the conversation, I think there was an understanding of it being aside from any relationship you might be in - ie, if you weren't in this wonderful relationship that fulfills your every need, who'd you do?
 
Shegokigo

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Frankie Williamson said:
Now Gas, is she a gamer girl or a girl that also happens to like games? Mostly, gamer girls are like gamer guys, varying disgusting masses of useless person. Girls (and guys) who also happen to like games are different things. Vidja game are not their only defining feature.
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I'm glad you said "mostly". I was going to have to up the date of your "accident".
 
PatrThom

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Kati has a few (which I post with her permission):


Ciaran Hines


Alan Cumming


Anthony Bourdain


(In fact, she says, if Alan Cumming and Anthony Bourdain would agree to perform simultaneously, that would be quite stimulating)
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As for myself, I dunno. The only "celebrity" I can really come up with off the top of my head is
Alexondra Lee


Also Mayim Bialik or Alicia Witt, just because they are both such nerds they make Felicia Day look like a complete mundane.

--Patrick
 
phil

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Dave said:
Over the years I've discovered that my fantasies weren't as good in real life as they were in my mind. You learn to get past the "grass is always greener" after awhile. Yes, I still have fantasies and dreams, but they are no longer for me and me alone. I know it sounds lame, but my fantasies and dreams would all be lessened if they didn't include my wife.
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I know lifetime or hallmark or something is paying you to write that, but I'm going to just interpret that as a 3some.

Good luck barkin' up that tree though.

Unless you're tin or apparently crimsonsoul. WHO KNEW!
 
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