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you have been diagnosed with

#1



Andromache

terminal cancer, which means you have 8 to twelve months of good life left, and then a rapid 1 month painful decline to death.

What do you do?


#2

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Spend as much time with my family as possible, make videos if you have to for the kids to watch later as they grow up so you are still there for them even though you aren't. Go on vacation anywhere, everywhere and take it all in but most importantly let the ones you love know it and feel it every day you have left.


#3

figmentPez

figmentPez

Crone said:
terminal cancer, which means you have 8 to twelve months of good life left, and then a rapid 1 month painful decline to death.

What do you do?
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Celebrate, I would finally know what the hell has been wrong with me for the last 14 years and people would finally stop treating me like a lazy slacker-headcase.


#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Make a list of what I want to do before dying, and do as many before I croak. Some things on the list:
- Spend more time with my niece and nephew.
- Go to Ireland one more time.
- Apologize to old friends I've insulted.
- Make my will.
- Finish all the good books I've had to put on hold.
- Thank in person some of the professors at the university.

And so on...


#5



Kitty Sinatra

Seeing and doing it all isn't my thing so I'd probably blow my cash on ale and whores, and keep working so I can afford to do so.

In other words, I'd keep on doing what I've been doing.


#6

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

I'd make funeral arrangements, and complete a will. Then I would live as best as I could, yet I'd still do everything in my power to defeat the cancer. Going quietly into the night was never my style. If I go down; I intend to do it fighting.


#7

Rob King

Rob King

Build a Sandcastle in Dubai.

I don't know why, but for the last few years, that's one thing I've really wanted to do. There are other things, but that's the one that jumps to my mind first.


#8



RealBigNuke

Well, I'd blow my college and car savings on a trip around the world to make up for all those years I'm not going to get to have. If I had any dough left, It'd go to charity, and the second to last month I'd spend with my family. The last month I wouldn't spend at all because I'd find some extravagant and hopefully public way of giving up the ghost before I did it miserable.


#9



Kitty Sinatra

why would you kill yourself publicly? All you're gonna wind up doing is giving someone nightmares. If you're gonna commit suicide, do it someplace that doesn't involve anyone who doesn't want to be involved.


#10

Rob King

Rob King

I think he means like some sort of blaze of glory. Being killed while fighting the KGB, rescuing a hundred Ukranian orphans, or something.


#11



Kitty Sinatra

ah, okay.


#12

Ross

Ross

Tell you how dumb these threads are, then go out in the most amazing car crash ever.


#13

Seraphyn

Seraphyn

Keep living like I always did and arrange euthanasia for the end.


#14

Andi

Drachenherz

First, I would cry and lament and bitch about my fate.

Then I would shove it away, forget about it and live my life in the utmost respect to myself (not harming me anymore with smoking and there like, not being too lazy and harsh at the same time to myself...) and to others.

And I would probably meditate a lot, find my inner peace and just go on. Until I finally die. IF I really die, there is... ^^

Boring, I know...


#15



Kitty Sinatra

Andi said:
First, I would cry and lament and bitch about my face.
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You're not that ugly.


#16

Andi

Drachenherz

Gruebeard;259935][quote=Andi said:
First, I would cry and lament and bitch about my face.
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You're that ugly, eh?:D[/QUOTE]

Ugh, aaaargh, Typo... *gna* :)


#17



Wasabi Poptart

I would write letters to my kids and take as many pictures with them as possible, fly back east to see my friends & family, put my affairs in order so my husband wouldn't have to worry about it once I die, then ask my doctors for some great drugs. I'd kill myself, but then my life insurance policy wouldn't get paid out.


#18

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

WildSoul said:
I would write letters to my kids and take as many pictures with them as possible, fly back east to see my friends & family, put my affairs in order so my husband wouldn't have to worry about it once I die, then ask my doctors for some great drugs. I'd kill myself, but then my life insurance policy wouldn't get paid out.
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Huh, a job perfectly suited to a our lovable resident psycho; Shego.


#19



Wasabi Poptart

Nah I'd rather be high as a kite or in a drug induced coma than to be sliced into neat little strips and woven into a basket or something.


#20

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

WildSoul said:
Nah I'd rather be high as a kite or in a drug induced coma than to be sliced into neat little strips and woven into a basket or something.
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You would have made a lovely design too. :humph:


#21

Bubble181

Bubble181

Make a will, do a lot of things I intended to do but haven't done yet, say goodbye to everyone I know, euthanasia before I start to suffer.


#22

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Carry on as usual and die extremely thankful.


#23



Kitty Sinatra

I couldn't do euthanasia. Have you seen Star Trek 5? Bones euthanised his father and then a cure was found. That could happen to me.


#24

Bubble181

Bubble181

Yes, yes it could.

I'd still happily take euthanasia over long, drawn-out suffering, though. You get to say goodbye at somewhere close to your peak, everyone can get a modicum of closure, you can choose the date, stuff.


#25

Krisken

Krisken

Paint a self portrait.
Build a house.


#26

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

OOH! Have a portrait painted of me, say I want to be forever like this, and make sure nobody ever stabs the painting.


#27

Bubble181

Bubble181

North_Ranger said:
OOH! Have a portrait painted of me, say I want to be forever like this, and make sure nobody ever stabs the painting.
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And behave like George Bush? =P


#28

Bowielee

Bowielee

Finally tell my best friend that I've been in love with him since I first met him.


#29

Hylian

Hylian

I would spend some time with my family and than I awould make my funeral preperations. ( I would go cheap since I couldn't care less about my body after I am dead) I would divide up my meager possessions among my family.


#30

Shannow

Shannow

Wander the Earth, meet people, have adventures and shit. Like Caine from Kung Fu.


#31

Rob King

Rob King

Shannow said:
Wander the Earth, meet people, have adventures and shit. Like Caine from Kung Fu.
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It feels like it's been far too long since I've read this.


#32

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Not trying to pull a Shego... but in all honesty, there would probably be one or two bodies buried somewhere before I left this mortal coil.


#33

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

If I were to answer this thread question Ashburner, people would remember what I'm reallying like and noone would akin you to me.


#34



Le Quack

A shit load of coke and hookers.


#35

Espy

Espy

I'd stop being polite and start being real.


#36

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Shegokigo said:
If I were to answer this thread question Ashburner, people would remember what I'm reallying like and noone would akin you to me.
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Don't worry... I remember EXACTLY what you said last time.


#37

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Shegokigo said:
If I were to answer this thread question Ashburner, people would remember what I'm reallying like and noone would akin you to me.
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ITT, Shego is feeling threatened by Ashburner?

:rofl:


#38

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Hardly, I was assuring him it wasn't even the same ballpark, not even the same sport.


#39

Espy

Espy

Thank buddha you did. I was thinking you guys were in the same ballpark. Maybe even both playing baseball.


WITH SEVERED HEADS.:Leyla:


#40

phil

phil

I don't have kids, or a lot of possessions, or any money, or the balls to off myself. So really, I don't think I'd really do anything out of the ordinary.

I'd probably stop going to class.


#41

Shannow

Shannow

Shegokigo said:
If I were to answer this thread question Ashburner, people would remember what I'm reallying like and noone would akin you to me.
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:pud:


#42

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Shannow;260081][quote=Shegokigo said:
If I were to answer this thread question Ashburner, people would remember what I'm reallying like and noone would akin you to me.
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:pud:[/QUOTE]

Unlike you Shannow, I actually respect people around here.


#43

Shannow

Shannow

Hahahahahahaha, that is funny.


#44

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Shannow said:
Hahahahahahaha, that is funny.
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You would think so, then again, you are pretty transparent. At least when I'm honest, I'm not trying to validate myself to others by being an ass.


#45

Shannow

Shannow

Hahahahahahahahaha, jesus, you are on fire tongiht!


#46

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Case in point. Unfortunate, I was actually enjoying the honest nature of this thread until you had to be your usual self.


#47

Shannow

Shannow

The honest nature where you had to once more insinuate evvvvil things that you...naw, ya know what, you are right. i will bow out, sorry to interrupt the thread all. That was my fault.


#48



ThatNickGuy

Probably arrange to be euthanized and just get it over with.


#49

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

ThatNickGuy said:
Probably arrange to be euthanized and just get it over with.
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I'm considering this for tonight.


#50



ThatNickGuy

ZenMonkey;260124][quote=ThatNickGuy said:
Probably arrange to be euthanized and just get it over with.
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I'm considering this for tonight.[/QUOTE]

I don't understand.


#51

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Which word is giving you the trouble?


#52



RealBigNuke

I believe it's the context, rather than the diction, that's befuddling him.


#53

David

David

My brother had an interesting response for this kind of question once.

Break into the deepest levels of the Vatican. Find out what the crap they're hiding in there.


#54

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

RealBigNuke said:
I believe it's the context, rather than the diction, that's befuddling him.
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Yes, mine was a sarcastic response intended to indicate my opinion that I was perfectly clear in my original comment, but thanks for the explication.


#55



RealBigNuke

ZenMonkey said:
Yes, mine was a sarcastic response intended to indicate my opinion that I was perfectly clear in my original comment, but thanks for the explication.
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Any time!


#56

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Your new avatar is so cute. Where's it from?


#57



RealBigNuke

I drew it, and thank you very much! It's from Underling, a webcomic that is negative two weeks old. It'll show up in my sig when my friend finishes the programming side of the website.


#58

ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Dang...you drew that? I figured you yoinked it from somewhere. I love it!

(yeah yeah, derail, sorry...)


#59



Pojodan

I'd likely sit down, figure out all the things I decided I wasn't going to do because they were too dangerous and do them anyway.

Then, if I survive, I'd find one person that has a chance at a full life and do everything in my power to make that life a better one.


#60



Andromache

Shegokigo said:
If I were to answer this thread question Ashburner, people would remember what I'm reallying like and noone would akin you to me.
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:eyebrow:


#61

Dave

Dave

I would first hold a HUGE benefit so that my wife and kids were well taken care of, then I would hunt down my 5 celebrity crushes and totally try and bang them using the cancer as a pity excuse.


#62

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Dave said:
I would hunt down my 5 celebrity crushes and totally try and bang them using the cancer as a pity excuse.
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Best plan in this thread yet! :uhhuh:-:thumbsup:


#63

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Become a drug lord.



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