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Your state is a small selection of foodstuffs.

#1

GasBandit

GasBandit



#2

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Where the FUCK are my peaches and Chicken n' waffles?!


#3

GasBandit

GasBandit

Where the FUCK are my peaches and Chicken n' waffles?!
I didn't see the chicken and waffles, but apparently the peaches went to Alabama.


#4

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Horseshit and tomfoolery, says I!


#5

Cajungal

Cajungal

Sweet potatoes and mayhaw jelly? That's it? Granted, those two things are both wonderful, but they need a bigger map.


#6

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Inorite?! I mean... with both Gumbo and Jambalaya to choose from... they go with sweet potatoes?


#7



Jiarn

Chili con carne? That's about right.


#8



Wasabi Poptart

Figures New Jersey is, once again, all about the assholes and lips. *eyeroll*


#9

GasBandit

GasBandit

Figures New Jersey is, once again, all about the assholes and lips. *eyeroll*


#10

klew

klew

Where's the garlic?


#11

phil

phil

Grapefruit? I can't tell if that's in Texas or Sucklahoma.


#12

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

That would be Tejas. Also, wtf?


#13



Wasabi Poptart

Damn it I thought we killed that thing out in the swamp!


#14

Krisken

Krisken

Well, Wisconsin didn't get cheese (eh?), but then, neither did anyone else. I think we can live with brandy, bratwurst, and frozen custard (which is excellent).


#15

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Ohio should, once again, be ether be Buckeye candy or Shaker Lemon Pie.


#16

Covar

Covar

Sweet Potato? Not pork?

I'm confused.


#17



wana10

washington and oregon seem to be correct.


#18

Mathias

Mathias

Pretzels in PA? wtf?


Actually PA is like the pretzel capital of the US; we have Snyder's of Hanover, Philadelphia, Anderson Pretzels, ... son of a bitch.

You win this round, food stereotype chart!


#19

Wahad

Wahad

What the hell is smettanick? GIMS'd it but it doesn't return any good results, other than some sort of cake?


#20

Mathias

Mathias

What the hell is smettanick? GIMS'd it but it doesn't return any good results, other than some sort of cake?
Smettanick or smetannik is derived from Russian meaning sour cream. The Polish word for sour cream is śmietana or śmietanik. It's a sour cream based cake (cheese cake). How it's popular in Montana is unknown to me.


#21

General Specific

General Specific

Where the FUCK are my peaches and Chicken n' waffles?!
South Carolina produces more peaches, which is why we have it on our list instead.


#22

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Yeah but no one says "My South Carolina Peach" as a term of endearment. I will, however, stand behind you if you try to inject it into our colloquialisms, because I think it sounds hilarious.


#23

Zappit

Zappit

No clam chowdah for Massachusetts? Cranberry makes sense, though.


#24

General Specific

General Specific

Yeah but no one says "My South Carolina Peach" as a term of endearment. I will, however, stand behind you if you try to inject it into our colloquialisms, because I think it sounds hilarious.


#25

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Sweet potatoes and mayhaw jelly? That's it? Granted, those two things are both wonderful, but they need a bigger map.
I thought Mayhaw was more of a TX thing. Maybe it is a Shreveport food stuff.

"The Valley" produces a lot of grapefruit. That is where Ruby Red grapefruits came from.
Added at: 18:48
Also Crayfish in Misery (Missouri) and not in LA or TX?


#26



Wasabi Poptart

I always think of blueberries, tomatoes, and corn when I think of New Jersey. But that is because of the area I lived in. I was surrounded by farms and pine trees. The town I lived in was next to the self-proclaimed Blueberry Capital of the World.


#27

General Specific

General Specific

I always find it weird when some town proclaims themselves the ____ Capital of the World. Did they really do the work to figure it out?


#28

Gusto

Gusto

Hyperbole Capital of the Universe.


#29

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Overestimation Capital of the Multiverse


#30

figmentPez

figmentPez

Greatest Exaggeration in all of Hypertime, Served Here.


#31

fade

fade

No crawfish here? What?


#32

Baerdog

Baerdog

Heck yes, tortillas, salsa, and chili con queso. I miss that stuff.


#33

Cajungal

Cajungal

No crawfish here? What?
Man... someone needs to have a boil soon. I've got a serious jones.


#34



Wasabi Poptart

Ooh now I'm thinking about a clam bake. That would hit the spot.


#35

Gusto

Gusto

You people and your delicious seafood.


#36

fade

fade

Man... someone needs to have a boil soon. I've got a serious jones.
My wife just won a gift certificate for 10 lbs in a drawing. We got some the other day, too. The boudin in it wasn't very good, though :( . Tasted really livery.


#37

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aw, bummer... Bad boudin is disappointing. Congrats on your 10 lbs though! :D


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