Your state is a small selection of foodstuffs.

[GasBandit]

 

[Officer_Charon]

Where the FUCK are my peaches and Chicken n' waffles?!

 

[GasBandit]

Where the FUCK are my peaches and Chicken n' waffles?!

I didn't see the chicken and waffles, but apparently the peaches went to Alabama.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Horseshit and tomfoolery, says I!

 

[Cajungal]

Sweet potatoes and mayhaw jelly? That's it? Granted, those two things are both wonderful, but they need a bigger map.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Inorite?! I mean... with both Gumbo and Jambalaya to choose from... they go with sweet potatoes?

 

[Jiarn]

Chili con carne? That's about right.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Figures New Jersey is, once again, all about the assholes and lips. *eyeroll*

 

[GasBandit]

Figures New Jersey is, once again, all about the assholes and lips. *eyeroll*

 

[klew]

Where's the garlic?

 

[phil]

Grapefruit? I can't tell if that's in Texas or Sucklahoma.

 

[Officer_Charon]

That would be Tejas. Also, wtf?

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Damn it I thought we killed that thing out in the swamp!

 

[Krisken]

Well, Wisconsin didn't get cheese (eh?), but then, neither did anyone else. I think we can live with brandy, bratwurst, and frozen custard (which is excellent).

 

[AshburnerX]

Ohio should, once again, be ether be Buckeye candy or Shaker Lemon Pie.

 

[Covar]

Sweet Potato? Not pork?

I'm confused.

 

[wana10]

washington and oregon seem to be correct.

 

[Mathias]

Pretzels in PA? wtf?


Actually PA is like the pretzel capital of the US; we have Snyder's of Hanover, Philadelphia, Anderson Pretzels, ... son of a bitch.

You win this round, food stereotype chart!

 

[Wahad]

What the hell is smettanick? GIMS'd it but it doesn't return any good results, other than some sort of cake?

 

[Mathias]

What the hell is smettanick? GIMS'd it but it doesn't return any good results, other than some sort of cake?

Smettanick or smetannik is derived from Russian meaning sour cream. The Polish word for sour cream is śmietana or śmietanik. It's a sour cream based cake (cheese cake). How it's popular in Montana is unknown to me.

 

[General Specific]

Where the FUCK are my peaches and Chicken n' waffles?!

South Carolina produces more peaches, which is why we have it on our list instead.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Yeah but no one says "My South Carolina Peach" as a term of endearment. I will, however, stand behind you if you try to inject it into our colloquialisms, because I think it sounds hilarious.

 

[Zappit]

No clam chowdah for Massachusetts? Cranberry makes sense, though.

 

[General Specific]

Yeah but no one says "My South Carolina Peach" as a term of endearment. I will, however, stand behind you if you try to inject it into our colloquialisms, because I think it sounds hilarious.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Sweet potatoes and mayhaw jelly? That's it? Granted, those two things are both wonderful, but they need a bigger map.

I thought Mayhaw was more of a TX thing. Maybe it is a Shreveport food stuff.

"The Valley" produces a lot of grapefruit. That is where Ruby Red grapefruits came from.
Added at: 18:48
Also Crayfish in Misery (Missouri) and not in LA or TX?

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I always think of blueberries, tomatoes, and corn when I think of New Jersey. But that is because of the area I lived in. I was surrounded by farms and pine trees. The town I lived in was next to the self-proclaimed Blueberry Capital of the World.

 

[General Specific]

I always find it weird when some town proclaims themselves the ____ Capital of the World. Did they really do the work to figure it out?

 

[Gusto]

Hyperbole Capital of the Universe.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Overestimation Capital of the Multiverse

 

[figmentPez]

Greatest Exaggeration in all of Hypertime, Served Here.

 

[fade]

No crawfish here? What?

 

[Baerdog]

Heck yes, tortillas, salsa, and chili con queso. I miss that stuff.

 

[Cajungal]

No crawfish here? What?

Man... someone needs to have a boil soon. I've got a serious jones.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Ooh now I'm thinking about a clam bake. That would hit the spot.

 

[Gusto]

You people and your delicious seafood.