If they haven't hit already, give it another 5 years at most. And happy birthday. You should go out and have some spicy food and booze to celebrate the spicy food and booze not having killed you yet.
#5
Dave
You're still a kid. Drama queen.
#6
GasBandit
Happy 30th! Welcome to our hell!
#7
Celt Z
Judging by your icon-photo, I'd say you kissed youth goodbye a while ago.
(Happy birthday, too!)
#8
WasabiPoptart
#9
HCGLNS
Happy Birthday!
And sorry to break the news this way, but you are still a youth for about 15 months.
I swear it's getting harder and harder for me to find this pic all the time. Maybe it's my age catching up to me (older than you by 5 ya whipper snapper)
I thought we weren't supposed to get philosophical until at least 40. Shit, I'm almost a year behind.
Uh.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Unfortunately life is a dick and won't bother giving you sugar, so your lemonade is going to taste like PineSol.