How many stupid people are alive today because lawn darts were banned in the 80s?
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It's best not to accept oral sex from someone with a history of uncontrolled seizures.
Songs I can't sing alone because the backup and lead vocals overlap are a constant source of irritation to me. Wake me up insiCAN'T WAKE UP
We're all just 5 liters of blood sloshing around in a big meaty bag, turning food into poop and trying to fuck a little.
You ever notice that supervillains are always the ones trying to change things, and super "heroes" are the ones resisting change?
And now, for something slightly different: Drinking Boddingtons
Again, drinking Guinness
My 98 was 87 on a record, yo. So now I go Bronco.
I'm more willing to go to the 12th page of pornhub than the 2nd page of google.
Drinking more Guinness
Drinking Guinness
What does this do?
*disgusted noise*
Waaaaat? What is this? Where am I?
so very tired.
Oh, I'm sorry, this is abuse.
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!
WHAT DO YOU WANT? Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!