Official Goblins (comic) Thread

[figmentPez]

I sense a whole Venom thing is about to happen.

Does that mean Dies is going to style his ears all emo and cheat on Fox?

 

[bhamv3]

Dies Horribly is going to change his name to Dry Humps Air.

 

[Dave]

Ho. Lee. CRAP! This fight is getting into the Epic level!

 

[bhamv3]

Thunt has basically said "at least one primary character isn't going to survive this encounter."

Well, Dies is bleeding out, Biscuit has only one leg and may have to contend with a pissed off Duv, Klik is up against Klik Junior and losing badly, and Fox is stuck at the bottom of a cliff with a bunch of angry Vipers around her. Plus the Switchbeast is still around somewhere.

It's gonna be a TPK.

 

[Terrik]

Owwwwwwwwwwww

 

[North_Ranger]

Holy crap muffins! Did Biscuit just...?

 

[bhamv3]

Biscuit just went from "crazy awesome" to "awesome crazy."

 

[AshburnerX]

At least we won't have to worry about the White Goblins for awhile... once they see her like that, she's as good as dead.

 

[Dave]

Whoa.

 

[Emrys]

Damn.

 

[GasBandit]

Shit just keeps. Getting. Real.

 

[bhamv3]

If Klik dies I will be very upset.

 

[Bowielee]

I forgot what the evil metal thing's weakness is.

 

[bhamv3]

The energy blade from the key to the Well of Darkness.

 

[Bowielee]

I'm betting that's going to be the same energy that Dies new hand is going to be made of from the orb. The only question is whether or not he will be in time to save Klick.

 

[bhamv3]

I'm betting that's going to be the same energy that Dies new hand is going to be made of from the orb. The only question is whether or not he will be in time to save Klick.

Knowing Thunt? Nope, he's going to be JUST too late.

Thunt's pretty much stated outright that at least one character isn't going to survive this encounter. Fox is okay, and she's curing Dies, so he'll probably be okay. Biscuit is okay. Duv is sort of okay. Grem is, probably, okay. So that leaves Klik. Klik also probably has the last plot armor among all the characters.

Of course, it's still possible Klik will survive against Klik Junior, and then someone will die to the Switchbeast. Who, as far as I'm aware, is still out there.

 

[phil]

Wasn't grem in the negatives when biscuit jumped off the cliff with all the health potions?

 

[bhamv3]

Grem's at -7, but surely someone up there can scrounge up a potion for him. There are dozens of Vipers, plus the immediate threat of Biscuit is now gone, so they have the manpower (goblinpower?) to go find some healing.

Of course, this doesn't account for the Switchbeast.

 

[phil]

A round is approximately 6 seconds, so they don't have too long to find him a potion or something if he's at -7. If they can bind his wounds that will help but I think that's a high DC roll.

 

[Bowielee]

I think the negative seven was for Biscuit, and Fox was at -2 when she got the potion that saved her.

 

[bhamv3]

Grem's at -7 in this strip, after getting hit by Biscuit's axe.
http://goblinscomic.com/10092012/

 

[figmentPez]

With intact healing potions dropped to the ground at Biscuit's feet. Those could save Grem.

 

[phil]

Oh, good catch. Yeah grem is probably OK. I guess klik is a goner unless he gets saved and fox gets whedon'd.

 

[North_Ranger]

My money's on Grem dying. I mean, every damn one of those healing potions got stuff into Biscuit's mouth.

 

[AshburnerX]

I don't know... if Grem dies, where is the conflict left for Dies and Fox? They could just run off and have a happy ending RIGHT NOW.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't know... if Grem dies, where is the conflict left for Dies and Fox? They could just run off and have a happy ending RIGHT NOW.

Well, Dies is probably going to want to rejoin the main group once the feces stop hitting the oscillator.

 

[phil]

I'm thinking however this plays out dies and co. Will probably want to head to his village to regroup. I'd assume that he'll meet up with the GAP once they're done with their dungeon. So we'll see that happen in 3 years.

My prediction is that Klik will die and Jr might join with the white terror. I feel like this is going to end up being the main setup for the end boss.

The trick will be to throw Kore at the vipers.

 

[figmentPez]

Ow, right in the feels.

 

[phil]

Damn, son.

 

[Dave]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

[Bowielee]

I called it on the arm.

Sad, though, I don't think Klik is going to make it.

 

[North_Ranger]

Goddammit Thunt for making me cryyyyyyyyy!!

 

[figmentPez]

Klik isn't in negatives. That means something, but right now I can't puzzle out what. Someone tell me if it's just because he's not an adventurer, or if it's because he's from another plane or what.

 

[phil]

Maybe he can't really bleed out like other creatures. For him to die he'd have to be destroyed, but at this point I don't know if he can be healed.

 

[bhamv3]

Please live, Klik...

Please...