Official Goblins (comic) Thread

Will Chief ultimately survive this encounter?

  • Yes, Chief will survive

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • No, Chief will not survive

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • I can close this poll now?

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • When did we get that?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .
Dear Thunt,

I hate you for hurting me so much.

But, like an abusive relationship, I'll keep coming back to you no matter how much you hurt me.

But damn you Thunt.
 
They haven't appeared in literally years. The last time they showed up, they chased Dies off a waterfall, and he was rescued by the Viper Clan. That's right, their last appearance was before the Viper Clan even existed in the comic.
 
I don't remember these three. And if the green dude is there is this now canon?
They were the three player characters that started in Minmax and Forgath's party at the start of the strip. They were originally all Drow elves and died in the original raid on the goblin village and since re-rolled new characters.
 

Dave

Staff member
They were the three player characters that started in Minmax and Forgath's party at the start of the strip. They were originally all Drow elves and died in the original raid on the goblin village and since re-rolled new characters.
That explains why I didn't recognize them. I remember the drow, but not these guys.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
That explains why I didn't recognize them. I remember the drow, but not these guys.
This is actually their second reroll. They're recurring "players," two male and one female, one of the males being short, and the other male having a penchant for anachronism/weeabooism, and the female actually being a male who has no idea how to play a female character other than constant boob booby boob boob.

I'm betting their blood rebuilds green klik. Like NR said... I smell another reroll coming.
 

Dave

Staff member
Has anyone ever considered the possibility that his name is Dies Horribly because that's what happens to everyone around him?
 
I may be totally late to this, but have you guys noticed that he's been going back in a adding lighting/shading to comics older than a few days? I never noticed before.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I'm talking more about
evil klik getting a body...
But evil klik could always move through the air without respect to gravity, and dynamically generate strong appendages as long as hundreds of feet. What does him having a skeletal look really do for him?
 
But evil klik could always move through the air without respect to gravity, and dynamically generate strong appendages as long as hundreds of feet. What does him having a skeletal look really do for him?
Because he obviously just leveled up. :p
 

Dave

Staff member
But evil klik could always move through the air without respect to gravity, and dynamically generate strong appendages as long as hundreds of feet. What does him having a skeletal look really do for him?
Allow him to wear armor or generate vocal chords that will allow him to talk?
 

North_Ranger

Staff member
Somebody better answer that phone, 'cause I f***in' called it!

Yeah, this... this isn't going to be good for the property values. Or lives. Or anything.
 
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