So what you're saying is you're the 1% that had a failure in BC?
#OCCUPYLITTLESINSWOMB?
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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#OCCUPYLITTLESINSWOMB?
BananaHands
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WE'RE HERE. WE'RE FETUSES. GET USED TO IT.
Holy shit that's fucking terrifying.
FTFY
That explains so much.
"someone"
Pfft. My husband had a vasectomy almost 3 years ago. He went for the first test - still swimmers. Went for a second test - still going strong! Went a year and a half later - you guessed it, the procedure failed. He's being tested by a urologist to find out what happened because his tubes were cut, cauterized, and clipped.
I first read 'plan' to be 'penis'.
This is because you are overly concerned with the why's instead of the why not's.
--Patrick
I think soon I'll go through the forum and purge/create sequels for popular threads. Funny Pictures has been going for 3 years on the first page.
OMG...my first time being here during a purge! Is it okay that I'm excited I've lasted this long?
I hereby declare today, Tuesday January 8th, 2013 to be "Post anything you want on the extra large threads 'cause they're going away soon anyway" day.
You may begin.
--Patrick
Gag, that would be a horrible, horrible thing to have to smell for longer than a few minutes. I say few minutes because I've had to hunt down gas leaks before, not a fun or pleasant job.
Ok, so, you know everyone talks about moments that always happen to somebody else. Well, today I was somebody else. And it was so weird! Like after the fact, I was all 'Wait, did that just happen...?'
I think that everyone probably has a chance to be that somebody else, and today was mine.
I think that everyone probably has a chance to be that somebody else, and today was mine.
Did you bang Ryan Reynolds? Please tell me you banged Ryan Reynolds.
*I* want to bang Ryan Reynolds.
I did indeed....
not bang Ryan Reynolds. I did, however, get hit on. Like, this guy just came up to me and started talking to me about the weather. Then he told me I was really cute and asked if I had a boyfriend or a husband. I said I was married and he said Nate's a lucky guy and went on his merry way. But that stuff, like, no, that doesn't happen to me. I can count on one hand the number of times I have actually been hit on in my life. And I mean actually hit on, I'm not counting the cosplay tease you guys give me here.
It was just weird. It was territory I am not familiar with.
When people censor one or two letters of a swear, like f*ck or sh*t or something, do they think they're not swearing, or that people won't know what word it is? Just don't type out the word at all if you're that adverse to it.
"Boy howdy, it's a good thing I put shit with and exclamation instead of an i, someone might have thought I said dirty worOH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE"
"Boy howdy, it's a good thing I put shit with and exclamation instead of an i, someone might have thought I said dirty worOH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE"
I guess from their point of view, yeah, it's all the same. But I vote if they're going to use partial censoring in type, they have to speak it as well.
"Don't be such a shasterixt."
"Oh fuampersandk!"
"What a load of bullsexclamationpointsaturnt."
Edit: Hahaha, sexclamation point.
I took a picture from a page of my journal/doodle/rambling notebook thingie, cause it's probably illegible scribbles, and they're also in spanish, but I think some of you guys might get a kick from it
[DOUBLEPOST=1357714506][/DOUBLEPOST]Holy FUCK is that image too big. I need to use a different imgur app, cheeses.
That thing is literally 4 or 5 times the size of the original page, FFS
That thing is literally 4 or 5 times the size of the original page, FFS
"Halforums. This loogie has 9 separated the Lone Ranger's faithful Indian companion ok my weather across the fingernails that are super gross considering the many Delphi my friends. Strange place, the Internet. 
Gilgamesh/Jiarn has sent Sheepkigo back to a lower court for review!!"
I may have glossed over a few idiomatic expressions, but I think I kept the flavor about right.
--Patrick
Gilgamesh/Jiarn has sent Sheepkigo back to a lower court for review!!"I may have glossed over a few idiomatic expressions, but I think I kept the flavor about right.
--Patrick
Really?! That just boggles my mind.What is wrong with the men up there in your country.I can count on one hand the number of times I have actually been hit on in my life. And I mean actually hit on, I'm not counting the cosplay tease you guys give me here.
It was just weird. It was territory I am not familiar with.