[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

  • Be on a wagon
  • Fuck this, I didn't do shit, you ain't got nothin' on me
  • spend 90 minutes reconstructing your face, gender, and even species.
  • What was I doing again?
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BananaHands said:
Bingo. Little easier on this one:
  • Giant robot in Alaska.
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Sarah Palin's history of the world.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Here's one I think very few people will get:
  • Wander around because you're too lazy to make a map
  • Get bored, order lemonade to start a bar fight
  • Repeat
I really hope someone had a similar childhood and does figure it out, though.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
I'm at a complete loss on this one
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I imagine that few people ended up playing the game this way, and there were probably much better and more memorable events later in the game. I played this one on my friend's Commodore 64, only we weren't the brightest kids. I was like 11 at the time, and we just wanted to fight stuff, not solve puzzles or pay attention to dialog. One time we actually did manage to progress the story, and see more of the game beyond the starting town (we even got past the sewers to an overworld map!), but we lost the saved game because we didn't label the floppy discs we were using. Which left us with just bar fights again.[DOUBLEPOST=1358139564][/DOUBLEPOST]
Ravenpoe said:
Sly Cooper?
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Nope, I've never played a Sly Cooper game. (*psst* Don't tell LittleKagsin )
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Strike the earth!
OHMIGOD CARP!
OHMIGOD ELEPHANTS!
OHMIGOD WE'RE OUT OF BOOZE!
OHMIGOD A FIVE-WINGED DEMON MADE OUT OF VOMIT!
OHMIGOD A HORRIFIC ACCIDENT INVOLVING MAGMA!
Well that went rather well, actually.
 
BananaHands

BananaHands

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  • Everyone is a dick.
  • Gems turn people into monsters.
  • Seriously, what the fuck. Why is everyone a goddamn dick.
  • Wait, what is Cloud doing here?
 
BananaHands

BananaHands

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Gusto said:
Final Fantasy Tact-dicks.[DOUBLEPOST=1358178068][/DOUBLEPOST]do... do you get it
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  • Four friends in the city!
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  • Dude hates everything.
 
Piotyr

Piotyr

A potentially easy one...
  • Come a hero from the East
  • Free the man within the beast
  • Bring the child from out the band
  • Drive the curser from the land
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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I got one for you guys. Old schoolers will pick this up immediately I'm sure:

"There I was in my P-51 at 10,000 feet when I was jumped by 5 ME-109s and 1 F-4 Phantom. The guys in those planes were good."
 
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