The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Dirona]

Everyone needs a hobby?

 

[Yoshimickster]

You talk a lot about your gastric system and its smells.

I am a gas man, I will admit. The tastes, the smells, it just fascinates me. However if someone else were to fart or burp in the same room I would not know. Its like I can only smell my own gas, I am odd in that regard. Well...I'm odd in many regards but still.

 

[Terrik]

I am a gas man, I will admit. The tastes, the smells, it just fascinates me. However if someone else were to fart or burp in the same room I would not know. Its like I can only smell my own gas, I am odd in that regard. Well...I'm odd in many regards but still.

Well you better watch out, because Gasbandit is gonna come around and steal your gas!

....

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[checkeredhat]

I am a gas man, I will admit. The tastes, the smells, it just fascinates me. However if someone else were to fart or burp in the same room I would not know. Its like I can only smell my own gas, I am odd in that regard. Well...I'm odd in many regards but still.

 

[PatrThom]

So I'm using a smartphone case cracker to clean under my fingernails. I've discovered I'm a filthy, filthy person.

Pssht. Everyone knows the caps from Bic Cristal pens are the absolute best tools for doing that.

--Patrick

 

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Pssht. Everyone knows the caps from Bic Cristal pens are the absolute best tools for doing that.

--Patrick

And if 80s tv taught me anything, they're also awesome for doing blow. At least the plain old bic stik caps.

 

[Frank]

Shit, Jeff Green and Shawn Elliott are definitely enough to get me to sit through the carnival of frowns Arthur Gies.

God, I even hate his fucking voice. Arthur Gies is the worst.

 

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"Say Anything song swap" gets nothing on Youtube? Really? Maybe I need better search terms.

 

[BananaHands]

Ah well. C'est la vie. More initiative to work out more and talk less.

 

[GasBandit]

Ah well. C'est la vie. More initiative to work out more and talk less.

Just remember, he who cares least, wins most.

 

[blotsfan]

But then does he even care about winning?

 

[GasBandit]

But then does he even care about winning?

I don't care.

 

[BananaHands]

 

[BananaHands]

Actually, I have another date on Friday. Cool girl.

I need to keep this brain of mine in check. No more sad gifs like above.

 

[GasBandit]

Actually, I have another date on Friday. Cool girl.

I need to keep this brain of mine in check. No more sad gifs like above.

Or failing that, one stormy night you can set to work in your basement to create the perfect little girls.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Actually, I have another date on Friday. Cool girl.

I need to keep this brain of mine in check. No more sad gifs like above.

See what happens when you don't bang your roommate?

 

[LittleKagsin]

I'm a zombie today....

BRAAAINNNNNSSS!!!

Actually I was out sick yesterday and haven't recovered. I feel so weak....I hate that feeling.....I want to sleeeeep...

 

[Yoshimickster]

My neighbor's dog escaped her yard again and went running around my yard. Apparently she used to have a shock collar, but the dog ripped it off and destroyed the electric fence thingamajig. She also knows how to hop a fence, and can open the doors to their house allowing her to roam freely whenever she wants. I worry about this dog.

 

[Chad Sexington]

My neighbor's dog escaped her yard again and went running around my yard. Apparently she used to have a shock collar, but the dog ripped it off and destroyed the electric fence thingamajig. She also knows how to hop a fence, and can open the doors to their house allowing her to roam freely whenever she wants. I worry about this dog.

You may want to consider the possibility that your neighbour's dog is a velociraptor.

 

[Officer_Charon]

 

[DarkAudit]

You may want to consider the possibility that your neighbour's dog is a velociraptor.

Clever girl.

 

[HCGLNS]

If you don't chew Big Red then fuck you.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

But....I'm allergic to Big Red.

 

[HCGLNS]

Then Eff to the Ewe Ewe Ewe!

 

[CynicismKills]

I don't like cinnamon gum. Big League Chew, Grape flavor. Still the greatest.

 

[jwhouk]

If you can't blow bubbles with it, I don't like it as a chewing gum.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[LittleKagsin]

Confession time:

No halforumite is safe from my brain now. I dreamt about a halforumite last night, so the barrier has been broken, batten down the hatches everyone!!

But seriously, I dreamt that BananaHands and I were doing a photoshoot cosplaying as Nathan Drake and Bayonetta, which is awesome! So, let's make this become a reality friend!

 

[Chad Sexington]

I want to haunt dreams

 

[jwhouk]

Just remember, Kags, that I'm not REALLY a cute little badger.

 

[LittleKagsin]

Just remember, Kags, that I'm not REALLY a cute little badger.

But..but...

 

[Chad Sexington]

I really am always dimly lit in Montreal.

 

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I'm still disappointed from the time I realized those weren't awesome mutton chops in Chad Sexington 's avatar.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'm still disappointed from the time I realized those weren't awesome mutton chops in Chad Sexington 's avatar.

Bwahahaha. I'll work on it.

 

[figmentPez]

It feels weird that I can't recall having dreamed about LittleKagsin . She's my best friend, and I'm not sure that she's ever shown up. I've had dreams about other cosplayers, about people I was in the psychiatric hospital with, and even other Halforumites (dear God, my dream about Shegokigo was frightening) but I've never had a dream about Kags.