(stolen from reddit) Bam Margera has fucking lost it (NSFW)

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So, yeah:


Umm.

Yeah.

His girlfriend's pretty hot and


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I can't believe this guy made me laugh when I was 13.
 
It was just incoherent swearing mixed with what I think was Icelandic.
According to a couple of redditors it's:

"Margeran Bami moi, mä juon paskaa enkä tunne tuskaa, saatana!"

which would be something like:
"Bam Margera here hey, I drink shit and don't feel pain, Satan!"

"Satan" is a curse word, they say. Fun curse words you have. Now I get death metal better, btw.
 

North_Ranger

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Yup, that's a curse word. And yes, on a second listening you can hear him say that. I just couldn't make it out the first time, because his pronunciation is frickin' atrocious.
 
Yup, that's a curse word. And yes, on a second listening you can hear him say that. I just couldn't make it out the first time, because his pronunciation is frickin' atrocious.
This is all your fault then. I mean, you're the only Finnish guy I know, so it must be.

You should be ashamed of yourself, how could you let this happen?
 

North_Ranger

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This is all your fault then. I mean, you're the only Finnish guy I know, so it must be.

You should be ashamed of yourself, how could you let this happen?
Hey, Bam used to hang out with the Dudesons (the Finnish equivalent of Jackass, only not so masochistic) when he was just funny crazy, not this batshit, Howard Hughes crazy.

It's a sad thing, really. The Dudesons are still funny as hell, while this guy seems to be dry-humping the self-destruct button.
 
I think Ryan Dunn's death got to the guy, you can tell they were really close in some Jackass and CKY videos, and, y'know, he's now "rapping" about bending his penis back to self-penetrate his own asshole while peeing in his mouth all around Finland and Iceland.
 

North_Ranger

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I think those were all in Iceland. I thought some of the pool scenes might've been in Finland, until I saw the steam billowing out. It's one of those all-year outdoor pools in Iceland, the ones that are geothermally heated.
 
I'm a bit jealous that a crazy fuck who got famous by getting hurt in increasingly elaborate ways is having a way more fun life than I am, though. I mean, I've had some crazy nights myself, but a crazy-hot chick dancing around you naked and "backing up" the "vocals" to a "song" looks way more fun than translating boring manuals and posting here.[DOUBLEPOST=1359416850][/DOUBLEPOST]
Video's already been removed. I don't feel that's the worst thing to happen today.
OH NO!!! How fucking rude!!! DON'T THEY REALIZE THIS RUINS MY THREAD?! fucking zero empathy for others.
 

GasBandit

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"B'Margera, if you were so tired of life, you could have let me know. I could have arranged for something discreet. Something with some dignity. But now..."
 
It's like Lonely Island, except not funny and painfully sad.

On the topic of location and butchered languages, don't forgets he's also the one that brought over that wave of bands like HIM, 99 Eyes, etc like 8-10 years ago. They're all from that area I think.
 

GasBandit

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Wait the video is down what did I miss?
Probably something you would have wished to miss had you not.

(Bam Margera singing/rapping about how he wants to push his dick back around into his own butthole. Literally. Without any discernible trace of irony or humor.)
 

Dave

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The NSFW forum is for things that are meant to be NSFW, regardless of the content. In this case, the subject is Bam and the subject matter just happens to be a bit NSFW. So this is the correct place as long as it carries the NSFW tags, which it does.
 

Dave

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Images of men urinating on themselves is only a bit NSFW?
It's not about the action of what he's doing, the thread is about the decline of a guy who is considered a celebrity. It's behind a NSFW tag and a spoiler tag. Really that's all that needs to be done.
 
Its the combination of images and music that truly make this video horrifying. True it is meant to be satire, but so was the Scooby Doo movie. Now if you'll excuse me, I must bleach my eyes for seeing Bam Margera peeing in his mouth.
 

Dave

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I think all three Jackass movies are actually great films.
I like them for the most part. I have to turn away when they do gross stuff sometimes, but a lot of it is amazingly funny.

Not sure why they like getting naked so much in front of one another, but whatever floats your boat, I suppose.
 
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