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So, yeah:


Umm.

Yeah.

His girlfriend's pretty hot and


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I can't believe this guy made me laugh when I was 13.

I could have lived without seeing any of that.

Holy crap, what's wrong with this guy?

North_Ranger said:

Holy crap, what's wrong with this guy?

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Did you get the Finnish he was speaking at the beginning? The hell?

Calleja said:

Did you get the Finnish he was speaking at the beginning? The hell?

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It was just incoherent swearing mixed with what I think was Icelandic.

North_Ranger said:

It was just incoherent swearing mixed with what I think was Icelandic.

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According to a couple of redditors it's:

"Margeran Bami moi, mä juon paskaa enkä tunne tuskaa, saatana!"

which would be something like:
"Bam Margera here hey, I drink shit and don't feel pain, Satan!"

"Satan" is a curse word, they say. Fun curse words you have. Now I get death metal better, btw.

Yup, that's a curse word. And yes, on a second listening you can hear him say that. I just couldn't make it out the first time, because his pronunciation is frickin' atrocious.

North_Ranger said:

Yup, that's a curse word. And yes, on a second listening you can hear him say that. I just couldn't make it out the first time, because his pronunciation is frickin' atrocious.

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This is all your fault then. I mean, you're the only Finnish guy I know, so it must be.

You should be ashamed of yourself, how could you let this happen?

Calleja said:

This is all your fault then. I mean, you're the only Finnish guy I know, so it must be.

You should be ashamed of yourself, how could you let this happen?

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Hey, Bam used to hang out with the Dudesons (the Finnish equivalent of Jackass, only not so masochistic) when he was just funny crazy, not this batshit, Howard Hughes crazy.

It's a sad thing, really. The Dudesons are still funny as hell, while this guy seems to be dry-humping the self-destruct button.

I think Ryan Dunn's death got to the guy, you can tell they were really close in some Jackass and CKY videos, and, y'know, he's now "rapping" about bending his penis back to self-penetrate his own asshole while peeing in his mouth all around Finland and Iceland.

I think those were all in Iceland. I thought some of the pool scenes might've been in Finland, until I saw the steam billowing out. It's one of those all-year outdoor pools in Iceland, the ones that are geothermally heated.

Video's already been removed. I don't feel that's the worst thing to happen today.

I'm a bit jealous that a crazy fuck who got famous by getting hurt in increasingly elaborate ways is having a way more fun life than I am, though. I mean, I've had some crazy nights myself, but a crazy-hot chick dancing around you naked and "backing up" the "vocals" to a "song" looks way more fun than translating boring manuals and posting here.[DOUBLEPOST=1359416850][/DOUBLEPOST]

Frank said:

Video's already been removed. I don't feel that's the worst thing to happen today.

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OH NO!!! How fucking rude!!! DON'T THEY REALIZE THIS RUINS MY THREAD?! fucking zero empathy for others.

"B'Margera, if you were so tired of life, you could have let me know. I could have arranged for something discreet. Something with some dignity. But now..."

Dude's starting to look really rough.

That hard living is catching up.

Mirror:

To be fair, that's no worse than most of the shit that's been in CKY or Jackass.

It's like Lonely Island, except not funny and painfully sad.

On the topic of location and butchered languages, don't forgets he's also the one that brought over that wave of bands like HIM, 99 Eyes, etc like 8-10 years ago. They're all from that area I think.

This thread has been hijacked. It is now for The Lonely Island videos.

what's he doing in that picture

Charlie Don't Surf said:

what's he doing in that picture

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Drinking his own piss straight from the tap.

I thought he was biting his dick and stretching the skin that far and vomiting through his gritted teeth

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I thought he was biting his dick and stretching the skin that far and vomiting through his gritted teeth

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.....


Yep. Now I can't unsee it.

Wait the video is down what did I miss?

BananaHands said:

Wait the video is down what did I miss?

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Probably something you would have wished to miss had you not.

(Bam Margera singing/rapping about how he wants to push his dick back around into his own butthole. Literally. Without any discernible trace of irony or humor.)

GasBandit said:

Probably something you would have wished to miss had you not.

(Bam Margera singing/rapping about how he wants to push his dick back around into his own butthole. Literally. Without any discernible trace of irony or humor.)

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stienman said:

Yes, it was marked "NSFW" in the title, and at least one NSFW item was spoilered, but we have a NSFW forum for a reason.

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Because human willpower and conviction are lies. MEAT MACHINES

The NSFW forum is for things that are meant to be NSFW, regardless of the content. In this case, the subject is Bam and the subject matter just happens to be a bit NSFW. So this is the correct place as long as it carries the NSFW tags, which it does.

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Images of men urinating on themselves is only a bit NSFW?

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Piss happens.

stienman said:

Images of men urinating on themselves is only a bit NSFW?

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It's not about the action of what he's doing, the thread is about the decline of a guy who is considered a celebrity. It's behind a NSFW tag and a spoiler tag. Really that's all that needs to be done.

Its the combination of images and music that truly make this video horrifying. True it is meant to be satire, but so was the Scooby Doo movie. Now if you'll excuse me, I must bleach my eyes for seeing Bam Margera peeing in his mouth.

I think all three Jackass movies are actually great films.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I think all three Jackass movies are actually great films.

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I like them for the most part. I have to turn away when they do gross stuff sometimes, but a lot of it is amazingly funny.

Not sure why they like getting naked so much in front of one another, but whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

stienman said:

Images of men urinating on themselves is only a bit NSFW?

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Well, if you didn't want to see nsfw material, why'd you click the thread?

Ravenpoe said:

Well, if you didn't want to see nsfw material, why'd you click the thread?

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Ahem.

GasBandit said:

Because human willpower and conviction are lies. MEAT MACHINES

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Charlie Don't Surf said:

I think all three Jackass movies are actually great films.

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I mean, for what they're worth they are fantastic.

I'm not going to go out of my way to watch them or anything, but if it's on and I have nothing to do I'll spend the next hour or so cringing and giggling.

Also:

Not sure what I just watched but that was fucking retarded

CrimsonSoul said:

Not sure what I just watched but that was fucking retarded

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nice perjorative

Charlie Don't Surf said:

nice perjorative

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You called?

GasBandit said:

You called?

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goddamnit now we need to sacrifice a virgin

I don't know what that means, but it's not really cool to call shit "retarded"

I think from now on I'm going to rate all of Charlie's post as "needs a lock"

CrimsonSoul said:

I think from now on I'm going to rate all of Charlie's post as "needs a lock"

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CrimsonSoul said:

I think from now on I'm going to rate all of Charlie's post as "needs a lock"

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cool story, are you also going to keep demeaning everyone with mental illness?

BananaHands said:

goddamnit now we need to sacrifice a virgin

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Charlie Don't Surf said:

I don't know what that means, but it's not really cool to call shit "retarded"

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That is the dragon from the early 80s movie, Dragonslayer, whose full name was Vermithrax Perjorative, and I am really disappointed YOU didn't know that, movie enthusiast man.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

cool story, are you also going to keep demeaning everyone with mental illness?

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Can you please make me a short list of insults that are still acceptable? I seem to be running very short on them these days.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

cool story, are you also going to keep demeaning everyone with mental illness?

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Azurephoenix said:

Can you please make me a short list of insults that are still acceptable? I seem to be running very short on them these days.

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Azurephoenix said:

Can you please make me a short list of insults that are still acceptable? I seem to be running very short on them these days.

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I'm sorry it's impossible for anyone to talk without calling everything gay and retarded, and I'm more sorry that I don't let it slide since I hope we're better than that shit

Azurephoenix said:

Can you please make me a short list of insults that are still acceptable? I seem to be running very short on them these days.

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10 to 1 it has the words "Honky" and "Cracker" on it.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I'm sorry it's impossible for anyone to talk without calling everything gay and retarded, and I'm more sorry that I don't let it slide since I hope we're better than that shit

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Can I still call someone a chucklehead? I have always liked that one.

(I actually pretty much never call anything "gay" anymore and I've severely cut back my use of "retarded" as well... baby steps Charlie. Baby steps).

NO NO WORD

Let me remind you all that the deepest message of the forum rules is this:

"Don't be a dick."

Now I'm just going to sit down here with this handy hammer of mine, and listen for more comments on the flaming, smoking ruin of a spiraling nosedive that is Bam Margera's life.

North_Ranger said:

Let me remind you all that the deepest message of the forum rules is this:

"Don't be a dick."

Now I'm just going to sit down here with this handy hammer of mine, and listen for more comments on the flaming, smoking ruin of a spiraling nosedive that is Bam Margera's life.

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You would say that... BEING A FINN!

Yeah, I went there.

THE WHOLE SECOND PAGE OF THIS THREAD said:

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

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North_Ranger said:

Let me remind you all that the deepest message of the forum rules is this:

"Don't be a dick."

Now I'm just going to sit down here with this handy hammer of mine, and listen for more comments on the flaming, smoking ruin of a spiraling nosedive that is Bam Margera's life.

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Wait, wait, wait... I thought Dave was the red mod, and you were the blue mod. Or was that gusto? I know Espy is green... Or do you just pick a color at random?

Ravenpoe said:

You would say that... BEING A FINN!

Yeah, I went there.

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Say what, exactly?

Look, I kinda sorta liked Bam Margera back in the day at first, but the whole Viva La Bam series quickly got boring. I watched the episodes of the Bam crew visiting Finland mainly for the fact that it's so damn rare to see Finland get any kind of mention in foreign television.[DOUBLEPOST=1359753977][/DOUBLEPOST]

GasBandit said:

Wait, wait, wait... I thought Dave was the red mod, and you were the blue mod. Or was that gusto? I know Espy is green... Or do you just pick a color at random?

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Red's the colour I use when I'm not in the mood to be f***ed around with. Blue is my calm, sensible mod voice.

EDIT: edited a Freudian slip due to language differences. "around with", not "up".

BananaHands said:

Rabble Rabble Rabble

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"You bigot."

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North_Ranger said:

Red's the colour I use when I'm not in the mood to be f***ed up. Blue is my calm, sensible mod voice.

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So you're the mood-ring-colored mod. SaruMod the Many Colored.

GasBandit said:

So you're the mood-ring-colored mod. SaruMod the Many Colored.

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Eh... just making sure people know when I'm telling them to cool their jets... and when I'm telling them to stop fucking around or I'll go Winter War on somebody's ass.

This thread falls in the latter category.

The mod colors are not all accounted for!

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I think all three Jackass movies are actually great films.

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It's getting really difficult to tell when you are being sarcastic. The only time I don't have an internal monologue with myself trying to discern your intentions is when you post in the hockey thread.
Not complaining, mind you. You are making the forum infinitely more entertaining for me.

checkeredhat said:

It's getting really difficult to tell when you are being sarcastic. The only time I don't have an internal monologue with myself trying to discern your intentions is when you post in the hockey thread.
Not complaining, mind you. You are making the forum infinitely more entertaining for me.

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thanks? I was being earnest about the Jackass movies.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I don't know what that means, but it's not really cool to call shit "retarded"

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You would never survive in Newfoundland.

LittleSin said:

You would never survive in Newfoundland.

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I'm not sure what you mean by that, but congrats on your insensitive province?

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I'm not sure what you mean by that, but congrats on your insensitive province?

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I've never thought of it as insensitive either.

Cultural thing, I guess.

LittleSin said:

I've never thought of it as insensitive either.

Cultural thing, I guess.

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It's pretty common speak up in New England too.

In Philly we just call people "fuckin morons"

Silent Bob said:

In Philly we just call people "fuckin morons"

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That one's universal.

Now I like to think this was different from the gross stuff they'd do on Jack-ass. This felt like it was trying too hard. Also now that I think about it, I'm not so much grossed out by Bam peeing in his mouth more or less just unimpressed. Jack-ass 2 had a guy eating horse shit, and a cobra biting a dude's dick. Also the lyrics ...meh. Maybe if there were some nasty visuals I would be grossed out, but this isn't any grosser than Adam Sandler's "Secret" from a few years back.

Yoshimickster said:

Now I like to think this was different from the gross stuff they'd do on Jack-ass. This felt like it was trying too hard. Also now that I think about it, I'm not so much grossed out by Bam peeing in his mouth more or less just unimpressed. Jack-ass 2 had a guy eating horse shit, and a cobra biting a dude's dick. Also the lyrics ...meh. Maybe if there were some nasty visuals I would be grossed out, but this isn't any grosser than Adam Sandler's "Secret" from a few years back.

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It wasn't really the gross-out thing for me... It just felt like he was giving up, or dry-humping the Self-Destruct button. His eyes just seemed dead the whole time during that awful piece of crap video, even when he had his wife(?) just about peeling his clothes off.

That's not a good sign.

Wouldn't be shocked to see him dead by the end of the year.

He really looked lifeless in the Vid,unlike the Jackass videos where he seems to have so much fun in his life.
Now he just looks tired of it all.

I guess that's the problem with burning your candle at both ends... and then throwing it directly in a fire.

And it just hit me a day ago that this video's production was celebrity mid-life crisis. The equivalent of "Hey! Look at me! I'm FAMOUS!" Just plain sad.