(stolen from reddit) Bam Margera has fucking lost it (NSFW)

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Can you please make me a short list of insults that are still acceptable? I seem to be running very short on them these days.
I'm sorry it's impossible for anyone to talk without calling everything gay and retarded, and I'm more sorry that I don't let it slide since I hope we're better than that shit
 
I'm sorry it's impossible for anyone to talk without calling everything gay and retarded, and I'm more sorry that I don't let it slide since I hope we're better than that shit

Can I still call someone a chucklehead? I have always liked that one.

(I actually pretty much never call anything "gay" anymore and I've severely cut back my use of "retarded" as well... baby steps Charlie. Baby steps).
 

North_Ranger

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Let me remind you all that the deepest message of the forum rules is this:

"Don't be a dick."

Now I'm just going to sit down here with this handy hammer of mine, and listen for more comments on the flaming, smoking ruin of a spiraling nosedive that is Bam Margera's life.
 
Let me remind you all that the deepest message of the forum rules is this:

"Don't be a dick."

Now I'm just going to sit down here with this handy hammer of mine, and listen for more comments on the flaming, smoking ruin of a spiraling nosedive that is Bam Margera's life.
You would say that... BEING A FINN!

Yeah, I went there.
 

GasBandit

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Let me remind you all that the deepest message of the forum rules is this:

"Don't be a dick."

Now I'm just going to sit down here with this handy hammer of mine, and listen for more comments on the flaming, smoking ruin of a spiraling nosedive that is Bam Margera's life.
Wait, wait, wait... I thought Dave was the red mod, and you were the blue mod. Or was that gusto? I know Espy is green... Or do you just pick a color at random?
 

North_Ranger

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You would say that... BEING A FINN!

Yeah, I went there.
Say what, exactly? :confused:

Look, I kinda sorta liked Bam Margera back in the day at first, but the whole Viva La Bam series quickly got boring. I watched the episodes of the Bam crew visiting Finland mainly for the fact that it's so damn rare to see Finland get any kind of mention in foreign television.[DOUBLEPOST=1359753977][/DOUBLEPOST]
Wait, wait, wait... I thought Dave was the red mod, and you were the blue mod. Or was that gusto? I know Espy is green... Or do you just pick a color at random?
Red's the colour I use when I'm not in the mood to be f***ed around with. Blue is my calm, sensible mod voice.

EDIT: edited a Freudian slip due to language differences. "around with", not "up".
 

North_Ranger

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So you're the mood-ring-colored mod. SaruMod the Many Colored.
Eh... just making sure people know when I'm telling them to cool their jets... and when I'm telling them to stop fucking around or I'll go Winter War on somebody's ass.

This thread falls in the latter category.
 
I think all three Jackass movies are actually great films.
It's getting really difficult to tell when you are being sarcastic. The only time I don't have an internal monologue with myself trying to discern your intentions is when you post in the hockey thread.
Not complaining, mind you. You are making the forum infinitely more entertaining for me.
 
It's getting really difficult to tell when you are being sarcastic. The only time I don't have an internal monologue with myself trying to discern your intentions is when you post in the hockey thread.
Not complaining, mind you. You are making the forum infinitely more entertaining for me.

thanks? I was being earnest about the Jackass movies.
 
Now I like to think this was different from the gross stuff they'd do on Jack-ass. This felt like it was trying too hard. Also now that I think about it, I'm not so much grossed out by Bam peeing in his mouth more or less just unimpressed. Jack-ass 2 had a guy eating horse shit, and a cobra biting a dude's dick. Also the lyrics ...meh. Maybe if there were some nasty visuals I would be grossed out, but this isn't any grosser than Adam Sandler's "Secret" from a few years back.
 
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