I've never dreamt of any of you. I have dreamt about a toddler size spider fighting with a toddler who wielded a broom and saved the diner!
She was cool. Never did get her name.
She was cool. Never did get her name.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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BananaHands
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For all of you wondering, I AM ALWAYS READY TO ATTACK WITH THIS BLADE.
I was actually wondering.
North_Ranger
Staff member
I like the strawberry shortcake and key lime pie flavors.
EXCITE! Got my James Bond party dress today! Pic's when I get home! Cause I'm shameless like that.
GasBandit
Staff member
Yes, the strawberry shortcake is also pleasurable. But I fear the mint chocolate chip variety is going to bring me to the point where overindulgence will prove sufficient to engage the laxative effects of sorbitol artificial sweetener.
... that sounded more dire and foreboding in my head.
no,
IN YOUR PANTS
IN YOUR PANTS
figmentPez
Staff member
Yes, it is so damn good. I was just chewing a piece this morning. I don't know how they did it, but it really does taste like mint chocolate chip.
YAY! Looking forward to the pics.
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Staff member
If you've seen my photos, you know I tend to keep my hair long. Well, until yesterday. This is what happened.
ME: I just want to trim it up, keep the boss happy.
TINY CHINESE LADY WHO CAME UP TO MY HIP WITH AN ACCENT THAT BORDERED ON A STEREOTYPE: So you want keep boss happy but like long hair. I know what you want. You like it.
ME: Um okay, sounds good.
CL: *clip clip* how's that?
ME: That's good.
CL: No, you not boss happy like that. I'll fix it.
ME: ... okay?
CL: *CLIP CLIP CHOP BUZZ*
ME: *weeps softly*
CL: There, your boss like that. Your eyebrows long, you want me to cut those too?
ME: No thanks they're fine.
CL: No I cut them, you don't know what you want. *clip clip*
It looks good, and it's still shaggy, and she did tell me on my way out that she could tell I didn't get my hair cut often, and she was saving me a trip. So I guess it works out in the end? Now all day, I have to deal with feigned shock from coworkers and family.
ME: I just want to trim it up, keep the boss happy.
TINY CHINESE LADY WHO CAME UP TO MY HIP WITH AN ACCENT THAT BORDERED ON A STEREOTYPE: So you want keep boss happy but like long hair. I know what you want. You like it.
ME: Um okay, sounds good.
CL: *clip clip* how's that?
ME: That's good.
CL: No, you not boss happy like that. I'll fix it.
ME: ... okay?
CL: *CLIP CLIP CHOP BUZZ*
ME: *weeps softly*
CL: There, your boss like that. Your eyebrows long, you want me to cut those too?
ME: No thanks they're fine.
CL: No I cut them, you don't know what you want. *clip clip*
It looks good, and it's still shaggy, and she did tell me on my way out that she could tell I didn't get my hair cut often, and she was saving me a trip. So I guess it works out in the end? Now all day, I have to deal with feigned shock from coworkers and family.
Awwwwshit.... storm front that hit North Georgia with tornadoes is coming to Savannah with a bone in it's teeth... maybe it'll peter out before it gets here, like all the others...
Well after two days of generally nice weather, I am ready for the impending storm that almost always comes after unseasonable warmth.
I dreamed that north ranger worked at my Starbucks. He and the other manager wouldn't lock the doors after we closed and also wouldn't help me help the customers that came in. It was a typical work dream except that for some reason NR was in it and I guess he was American now that I think about it.
Yeah, and a prick, apparently. Man, North_Ranger , what is wrong with you. phil needed your help! He needed your help!
I feel very...upbeat today (I've been suffering from the gloomies lately..
), so if anyone wants/needs some extra love, C'mere! 
Hugs and kisses, from me to you!
), so if anyone wants/needs some extra love, C'mere! Hugs and kisses, from me to you!
I got bailed on for dinner
But I got me some wine and now I can use the extra food for lunch tomorrow. So, you know.
But I got me some wine and now I can use the extra food for lunch tomorrow. So, you know.
First my back was hurting , than my neck, and now my left hand feels numb. Who wants to bet whatever body part of mine starts acting weird?
Silent buy deadly. Yep, I went there. Reminds me of this one year at summer camp...[DOUBLEPOST=1359599262][/DOUBLEPOST]
How could we tell? The way you tell it your whole body is always acting weird. I bet you your head.
We got one bet for head! Anyone for eye stigmata?
1. I have never dreamt of any specific forumite, but I have dreamt of reading and posting here.
2. I once had a haircut with this really old barber. Like, his barbershop felt like it was built during the Qing dynasty. I went in, he did his business, and I came out with a haircut that didn't look horrible, but didn't look awesome either. Looked sort of awkward-ish.
Little did I know, he'd cut it in a way that made my hair look awesome for up to three weeks afterwards. He could tell exactly how it would look as it grew, and cut it in a way that maximized the awesomeness of the hair afterwards. It was amazing. After only about two days of awkward-ish hair, I had three weeks of awesome hair.
I wanted to go back to him again, but he died.
2. I once had a haircut with this really old barber. Like, his barbershop felt like it was built during the Qing dynasty. I went in, he did his business, and I came out with a haircut that didn't look horrible, but didn't look awesome either. Looked sort of awkward-ish.
Little did I know, he'd cut it in a way that made my hair look awesome for up to three weeks afterwards. He could tell exactly how it would look as it grew, and cut it in a way that maximized the awesomeness of the hair afterwards. It was amazing. After only about two days of awkward-ish hair, I had three weeks of awesome hair.
I wanted to go back to him again, but he died.
I really have a thing for girls with undercuts.[DOUBLEPOST=1359601851][/DOUBLEPOST]
This makes me sad. It is really hard for me to find a good barber. I used to this one girl all the time but then she started travelling the world? What about my needs, Megan?! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS
I shave my head every year without fail! The picture I took of it this year however...
...could've looked better. I did not have the proper photographic equipment, what can I say?
AND THE BEFORE-
Can't WAIT to grow all that back.
...could've looked better. I did not have the proper photographic equipment, what can I say?
AND THE BEFORE-
Can't WAIT to grow all that back.
Those are the most comically huge glasses I've ever seen. 
Also, is it just me, or does he have a striking resemblance to Officer_Charon?
Also, is it just me, or does he have a striking resemblance to Officer_Charon?