[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

fade

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Is it one of the Silent Hill games?
Yep[DOUBLEPOST=1359748852][/DOUBLEPOST]Basing my description on Vincent's comment to Heather, "They look like monsters to you?" And the word from one of the creators that no, it wasn't a joke. One interpretation of the series is that you're a nutzo killer, and the whole monster thing is the way you see the world.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Yep[DOUBLEPOST=1359748852][/DOUBLEPOST]Basing my description on Vincent's comment to Heather, "They look like monsters to you?" And the word from one of the creators that no, it wasn't a joke. One interpretation of the series is that you're a nutzo killer, and the whole monster thing is the way you see the world.
It occurs to me that the indie game Lone Survivor could actually also fit here, too.
 
Yep[DOUBLEPOST=1359748852][/DOUBLEPOST]Basing my description on Vincent's comment to Heather, "They look like monsters to you?" And the word from one of the creators that no, it wasn't a joke. One interpretation of the series is that you're a nutzo killer, and the whole monster thing is the way you see the world.
I had thought that was always the interpretation of the Silent Hill games. The monsters are just manifestations of the guilt and/or insanity of the main character.
 
Good job. I figured going into the classics, somebody would get it, but I thought it'd be appreciated to post just how common "wtf are they mixing?" was back then.

How about this: Genesis Torpedoes, Ferrengi, and Debbi Does Rigel in the theatre!

Apparently too hard. How about this: you Trade. A lot. "Online" as well.
I'm still disappointed nobody's gotten this yet.

A new one then:

Where's that guy's voice coming from?
Why is is so damned raspy?
Why does it seem to describe exactly what I'm doing?
Safety!
Gotta power this thing up!
Destroyed AGAIN? I knew that guy was shifty. Now I gotta collect even more?
Zap it all, or try again?
 
I'm still disappointed nobody's gotten this yet.

A new one then:

Where's that guy's voice coming from?
Why is is so damned raspy?
Why does it seem to describe exactly what I'm doing?
Safety!
Gotta power this thing up!
Destroyed AGAIN? I knew that guy was shifty. Now I gotta collect even more?
Zap it all, or try again?
Bastion?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I got one that might be a bit obscure....

GIVE THE ANDROID LIFE

(hint: there's a whole lot of yellow and blue going on here)
 
I honestly considered it, but it's been so long that I had forgotten there was dancing. I only remember the duels, the naval battles, and the damn wind.

--Patrick
The dancing was only in the version done within the last decade.

And the Dancing got really tiresome when you make the run for promotions, sailing from Barbados to St. Estacius.
 
That was a gimme I'll admit, but I really wanted to stress how boring Tails levels were sans that one boss level.
  • Get arrested for a crime you didn't commit.
  • Find the man who did it.
 
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