*yoink*
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I am not, have never been, and hope never to be, tired of the "All your base" meme.
GasBandit
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You have no chance to survive make your time.
On my youtube account, they recommended the new MLP episode because I liked the Nuerotically Yours episode entitled "Vehicular rape"... a very odd association.
GasBandit
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The associations are based upon users with mutual likes... so.. a lot of people who like the new MLP... like vehicular rape.
I didn't realize we were using the Internet as a way to crowdsource new fetish relationships.
--Patrick
The episode name was a metaphor, but its still weird.
GasBandit
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The law of unintended consequences strikes again.
how about that "middle of the night wake you up just for sex", amirite guys?
.....ladies.
...Also, this.
.....ladies.
...Also, this.
I just remembered something! My brother knows Kevin Bacon's son! Third degree I am.
Now I can place myself 4 or 5 degrees from The Bac'ster!
Wow you just radically changed the Bacon number of most of us!
Your welcome!
He's in a punk band in New York, my brother met him a few times. When he told me about this I could just feel my imaginary social status rising!
Oh hey guys, it gets better:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/06/showbiz/chris-brown-probation/index.html
She attends the probation court hearing he's having DUE to the beating he gave her to show her support. Dear fucking god. Seriously?
I think I'm a 3rd degree, too. My husband has met Gary Sinise several times through his Lt. Dan Band concerts and the USO. If meeting someone counts as a connection...well, Gary Sinise was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon, so that puts my Bacon Number at 3.
Actually, mine is a 3 without my husband because I used to work for Donald Trump. His number is a 2.
Indeed! I was a little confused for a moment since I was fourth down the list, but after realizing that Kevin Bacon is zero it makes sense. Either way, we are both part of a Hollywood trivia game! YAY!
North_Ranger
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Goddamn chemo pains.
They ruined my chance to put into motion my plan to weird out female door-to-door converters: strip naked before opening the door, invite them in and inform that this is a nudist zone.
Couldn't do it today, chemo side-effects are making me hurt too much.
Goddamn chemo pains.
They ruined my chance to put into motion my plan to weird out female door-to-door converters: strip naked before opening the door, invite them in and inform that this is a nudist zone.
Couldn't do it today, chemo side-effects are making me hurt too much.
Goddamn chemo pains.
OMG, everyone! It's a conspiracy!
And here is another one! They are everywhere, man! In our water, in our heads, even in our neighborhood!
--Patrick
And here is another one! They are everywhere, man! In our water, in our heads, even in our neighborhood!
--Patrick
uh, each blog had a subject but they moved away from it after the first sentence... I don't even...
I was just telling Emrys how I'd make a great conspiracy theorist, and then you come along and ...
OH MY GOD YOU AND EMRYS ARE IN CAHOOTS TO MAKE ME A CONSPIRACY THEORIST
ABC News has a link on Twitter with the hashtag #BlizzardUpdate. I thought it was about new video games rather than the snowstorm that's going to slam the east coast. I have been away from snow for too long! lol
Don't worry, you're not alone.
Chopping twigs today like a BOSS! Take that fauna!
Flora, you were chopping Flora. Fauna is animals.
What are they teaching you kids these days?
What if 'twigs' is the name of an animal and Yoshi's been killing pets?Flora, you were chopping Flora. Fauna is animals.
What are they teaching you kids these days?
Since it wasn't capitalized I assumed that it was not a proper name and that he meant small branches of a tree or shrub.
Yes...flora. That is what I meant. Not my secret job as a pet assassin of which my recent target was named "Twigs." Yes...
Do bronies call their erection broners?
If not, they should.
If not, they should.
NO CYN, MLP ISN'T SEXUAL, IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE.
Its times like this that remind me when I was on a field trip to the aquarium in Elementary school. I saw two turtles touching each others shells I though "Oh they seem friendly!" And then the male got behind the female and the teacher rushed us kids away from that part of the aquarium. Needless to say, it was as hilarious as it was gross. TURTLE LOVE!
I know you're being sarcastic, but here's this anyway (completely and totally WTF and censored NSFW):
But turtles make the most hilarious noises when they doink.
Oh man turtles and tortoises are just a shell full of laughs aren't they?
I should send the two of you some of this stuff we've got lying around up here.