Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle uncle Fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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You're the one that fucked your uncle uncle Fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
Well I wake up to see that my school isn't closed because of the snow, as it just started snowing about now.
But then I find out that my first class still got cancelled, and I had a quiz that I now have an extra weekend to study for.
Unfortunately, my professor said theres gonna be a makeup class in the evening.
Nicely though, he said there will be pizza at this extra class.
But now I find out the pizza has potassium benzoate.
But then I find out that my first class still got cancelled, and I had a quiz that I now have an extra weekend to study for.
Unfortunately, my professor said theres gonna be a makeup class in the evening.
Nicely though, he said there will be pizza at this extra class.
But now I find out the pizza has potassium benzoate.
Well, I may have a job in a few weeks! And if I don't, I'll at least be payed for training! HUZZAH!
Date's tonight.
GO!
I'm seeing the girl I stopped seeing tonight. What? That's a strange sentence.
Basically I was seeing a girl from June til Early January, and she said she'd just like to be friends. I took the appropriate time to get over it and now we're hanging out as friends for the first time tonight, so hopefully that goes okay.
I'm also taking her best friend to a wedding on Saturday so there's that.
I just wanted to back pedel for a second here, about me not drinking coffee: I know a lot of people drink it to help themselves wake up, give them energy. Well, does anyone remember the squirrel from Hoodwinked? And how everyone is always, 'You need to lay off the coffee.' Yeah, I am that squirrel. As quiet (ish...I've gotten so much better, I think!) as I am on here...in real life I'm a very high energy spaz. Which is probably why people think I'm on drugs all the time or drunk. I get asked those a lot more than I probably should.
Anyway, that thought just came to me about the squirrel and I wanted to share, but yes, carry on.
Good luck on your date Chad! And have fun on Saturday Gusto!
Anyway, that thought just came to me about the squirrel and I wanted to share, but yes, carry on.
Good luck on your date Chad! And have fun on Saturday Gusto!
You're high on life!
I'm excited. And nervous. Ha. Thanks for the support, all.
You know. I've got a date, I'm heading to New York in a few weeks, spending the summer in Italy on an archaeological dig... Man, I'm gonna, like, get hit by a bus or something, aren't I?
You know. I've got a date, I'm heading to New York in a few weeks, spending the summer in Italy on an archaeological dig... Man, I'm gonna, like, get hit by a bus or something, aren't I?
Only if you take your father's Grail Diary with you...
I have a hat that would totally work...
Thanks Gilgy!
We went to this little Cajun restaurant, talked all through dinner about our work and lives and I don't know, date stuff? Maybe? I forget how this all works. She owns a Jayne hat, so she's clearly outstripped my Firefly nerdom (my claim to fame: Nathan Fillion attended my high school). We talked a lot about tattoos, since I'm planning my next one and she has several and is getting her next one soon.
You came up, Gusto, because we were talking about art and having paintings by friends.
I didn't want to stop talking so after dinner I suggested we get coffee, but we ended up going for a drink. I failed again, in that regard, but, at least it was not drinking alone which I absolutely want to stop doing altogether, and it was one beer.
Anyway. Kissed, went home, posted here, went to bed happy. Now I'm at work, early, not working. So all in all, a good time. She's pretty awesome.
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I know this is apparently the equivalent of punching GasBandit directly in the cock, but here's a collegehumor post about new punctuation that I thought was funny:
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872071/8-new-and-necessary-punctuation-marks
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872071/8-new-and-necessary-punctuation-marks
Sarcastises would bring this nation TO GREATNESS!
The I'm not angry mark would have worked wonders for a friend of mine, who's boss always communicated in really terse IM's. He was always so freaking stressed out because she always seemed like she was angry.
Fell in love with the Warhammer 40k lore and stories.Digging the Grey Knights and bought myself a compilation of their books.
You ever have one of those days when your arms feel like they are filled with lead? I am.
Not all ATM thieves end up with a lot of cash:
http://www.10news.com/news/police-t...om-rancho-bernardo-hooters-thought-it-was-atm
http://www.10news.com/news/police-t...om-rancho-bernardo-hooters-thought-it-was-atm
And some of them end up having their head crushed by their junky wives, while a guy who says bitch a lot takes all the credit!
I have a Nexus 7. 
Jealooooooooooooooooooous.I have a Nexus 7.
Like, with all those o's. Maybe even more o's!
I wish I had a fancy smart phone, then I could take pictures of my food which is interesting for some reason!
Sometimes I take photos of things that are not my food! Sometimes.
Tarantino movie marathon day
Freakin' sweet! "My name is Buck and I like to- PARTY."