I have a 9 year old. She's already a drama queen lol
Welp... (Leyla has joined the battle)
- Thread starter Jay
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I AM OFFICIALLY JEALOUS.
I'd trade you my newborn boy for your girl, but he's already an outsourced baby (I'm raising him for LittleKagsin ) so it would probably be in poor taste for me to trade.
But!
I can make another. What do you think? You've always wanted a boy, right? Or do you want a more mature model, perhaps one that comes Pre-potty-trained?
Lets make a deal!
I'd trade you my newborn boy for your girl, but he's already an outsourced baby (I'm raising him for LittleKagsin ) so it would probably be in poor taste for me to trade.
But!
I can make another. What do you think? You've always wanted a boy, right? Or do you want a more mature model, perhaps one that comes Pre-potty-trained?
Lets make a deal!
Hey now! You promised me he would be raised in a loving, happy, nerdy home. You're supposed to love him as your own!
Oh, fine, fine.
Sigh.
Next time, though, you need to outsource a female baby to me, ok?
Next time for sure! Sorry, I've just always wanted a boy first, but that's out of the way now, so GirlBaby is next.
I dunno, Jay. That looks like a boy to me. And WHAT a boy!
...no, wait, sorry. Nevermind, that's a leg.
...no, wait, sorry. Nevermind, that's a leg.
I know, right?I dunno Jay... this isn't actually a half bad offer
EDIT: Ninja'd by Gilg.
I'm sure she's a very mature fetus.
ICARUS MEME, I SUMMON THEE
North_Ranger
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Ah, the joys of having a daughter.
With a boy, you only have to worry about one penis and where he sticks it.
With a girl, you have to worry about every penis in the world.
Seriously though, many congratulations, you Woody-image-tossing thingamabob, you...
With a boy, you only have to worry about one penis and where he sticks it.
With a girl, you have to worry about every penis in the world.
Seriously though, many congratulations, you Woody-image-tossing thingamabob, you...
North_Ranger
Staff member
Yeah, you also gotta warn her about Will Ferrell.
Welp... officially 8 months.
Off to the hospital for the 3rd ultrasound in 2 weeks.
I promise more updates if I get enough... Brofists.
BROFISTS FOR UPDATES
Off to the hospital for the 3rd ultrasound in 2 weeks.
Been reading this book over the months. It's solid and informative. I like it so much I bought the 1st year book as well.
I promise more updates if I get enough... Brofists.
BROFISTS FOR UPDATES
Jay came back after over a year to "disagree" with this post of mine.
It's been 8 months.Jay came back after over a year to "disagree" with this post of mine.
Did I say a year? I meant three months. Yeah, three months.
Someone must have hacked my account. That musta been it.
Isn't that pretty much every dad? I don't even have kids, but I'm already thinking that if I ever have a daughter, she'll be locked in a convent from 11 'till 45 if I can do anything about it*.
*I'm well aware that I won't be able to do anything about it
