The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[LittleSin]

The good thing about this is if you do it, you know you've got like three days before he rises again.

I now have a come back!

 

[Officer_Charon]

I now have a come back!

So did He.

 

[GasBandit]

Yesterday a lizard successfully hid on my shirt for over 10 minutes while we searched my friend's house for him.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I now have a come back!

So that's your preferred method of birth control? Risky!

 

[Officer_Charon]

That's my fetish...

 

[LittleSin]

That fuckin' lizard.
I dunno why but it gets me every time.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I have a new goal.



http://www.usaknights.org

Fuck. The Hell. Yes.

 

[LittleSin]

Guys...Jet has this costume box and one of the items init was a costume ring.

He just cmae out, stark naked in a cape...with the ring on his penis.

He said it was time I saw his true power.

I...I just...is this normal?

That's not the worst of it...his penis got stuck because I guess all the, um, blood went to that area? I had to use, ugh, lube to get it off.

I...oh my god.

 

[Terrik]

How...how do I rate this post?

 

[Gusto]

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

 

[LittleSin]

I typo'd. Fixed now. I already used the lube.

He is in the bath though...because...well..LUBE.

 

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Guys...Jet has this costume box and one of the items init was a costume ring.

He just cmae out, stark naked in a cape...with the ring on his penis.

He said it was time I saw his true power.

I...I just...is this normal?

That's not the worst of it...his penis got stuck because I guess all the, um, blood went to that area? I had to use, ugh, lube to get it off.

I...oh my god.

This is the hardest I've actually LOLd at something on the internet in a long, long time.

 

[DarkAudit]

Something else you can hold over his head in later years for when his future SO comes to visit.

 

[blotsfan]

Something else you can hold over his head in later years for when his future SO comes to visit.

I feel like she already has a lot of those.

 

[Azurephoenix]

I feel like she already has a lot of those.

Like the errant turds. Hey at least Jet has personality!

 

[DarkAudit]

I feel like she already has a lot of those.

Each one filed and coded to cause just the right amount of embarrassment when trotted out.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I've had the Battle Hymn of the Republic stuck in my head for days and am listening to it on repeat at work now.

 

[DarkAudit]

Now it's stuck in my head...

 

[GasBandit]

I've had the Battle Hymn of the Republic stuck in my head for days and am listening to it on repeat at work now.

The original version or the Civ 1 American theme minor key version (about 1:44 in this video)? Cause the latter gets stuck in my head all the time.

 

[Chad Sexington]

The original version or the Civ 1 American theme minor key version (about 1:44 in this video)? Cause the latter gets stuck in my head all the time.

Nah, more like this. But man, that does bring back memories.

 

[Officer_Charon]

With me, it was always the Russian theme... I freaking DOMINATED as Russia in Civ1

 

[blotsfan]

Living with my girlfriend and one of my best friends has meant that I'm always surrounded by people. This is probably my first night alone in months. Kinda funny, I always think about how nice it would be to have a peaceful night by myself, and now I'm kinda bored.

 

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I lived apart from my family for a year for work. At first it was like "WOOHOO ME TIME", then it was like "Woo hoo", then I was I balled up in a corner weeping hysterically while all weirdly man-nude. And I'm a world class introvert, too.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Every year at my son's school the 1st and 2nd graders go on a camping trip at a campground on the north shore. Mr. Wasabi is with them. Not only does he have Noah to chaperon, but one of Noah's friends is also his charge for the next 3 days since the boy's father is overseas. That leaves me and Lily at home. We already went to the beach and had an at-home pedicure after lunch. I'm planning to do some homework and watch a little anime tonight. Tomorrow I'll get to sleep a little late, then we're going to a friend's house for coffee and a playdate. Alone time can be awesome! As long as it's not for long. Three weeks into a deployment and I'm a basket case.

 

[blotsfan]

Yeah, I've always been the type of person that is content on his own. Of course, I'm realizing this on the same day I find out theres a chance I will be alone all summer.

 

[bhamv3]

People are talking about Civilization music that gets stuck in your head?

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe

 

[GasBandit]

The little woman loves that song.

 

[GasBandit]

In other news, make your final peace.

 

[LordRendar]

I really hate the new design of Kotaku.So much,that I probably wont visit it again.

 

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Did you ever finally realize who someone looks like after puzzling over it for ages? Have you ever been immediately disappointed about who it was? I did that this morning. There's this guy I work with--straight up Texan type, but I finally realized this morning who he's been reminding me of... and it's the ugly stepsister from the Shrek movies.

 

[GasBandit]

I really hate the new design of Kotaku.So much,that I probably wont visit it again.

Yeah, I mostly stopped reading Kotaku and its sister sites when they did that site redesign a year or two ago, but occasionally a link still sends me there.

 

[blotsfan]

Whats a Soviet?

 

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Fun fact: Satan's actual first name is "Stan", but there was a typo when his parents filled out the birth certificate. Just like Oprah, only less bent on world domination.

 

[GasBandit]

Toy Story and The Walking Dead - the same story.

 

[Tress]

Toy Story and The Walking Dead - the same story.