Can't see your pic Pat, but that's a Bill Watterson drawing from a sunday Calvin and Hobbes strip.
My pic is the Amazon link to the Calvin and Hobbes book, "There's Treasure Everywhere."
The picture in question never appeared in any strip, instead it was taken from the back cover of that book.

--Patrick
 
I think it was the Houston Chronicle and other papers that ran Sunday Calvin and Hobbes as a half sheet, so what you see in the books is only 2/3's of what ran in those papers.
 
Get your head phones on... Cans if you have them.
I think I phrased that wrong. I've been listening to Dark Side of the Moon for years; didn't know there was a remaster in 2011 until yesterday morning.

Verdict: I think George Lucas gave me a bad impression of the word "remaster," as in having to redo it. This is the original, but the sounds are crisper and clearer, easier to distinguish from each other. It's otherwise the same thing. Some little percussiony bits sounded slightly different, but when I went to check the original, I discovered my iTunes files had been corrupted, so ... good thing I bought this new one!
 
Insectoids are so creepy though. Giant mandibles clacking and dripping with poisonous drool and antennae and cocoons...bleh!
Yeah now that I think about it they are definitely scarier. I still stick with reptiloid since I'm a huge fan of the reptiloid conspiracy. That and their sharp teeth look cool as hell.
Personally, I prefer the Nivenesque aliens such as the puppeteer. They're alien(adj) enough to be aliens(n).

--Patrick
Creepy, I like it! How are those books?
 
How are those books?
They're "hard" Sci-Fi fare, which means Niven actually tries to adhere to known science (at the time of writing). You should read the series if only to learn of the Kzinti, Puppeteers, and Pak Protectors.
If you're just starting out, I recommend either "Neutron Star" or "Tales of Known Space" as your introduction.

--Patrick
 

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When I was in high school I read Crashlander by Niven, it's a compendium of all the Beowulf Shaeffer stories that take place in that world. In fact I think Neutron Star was one of them. Good reading.
 
"Neutron Star" is both the name of a short story featuring Beowulf Shaeffer AND the name of a book which is a collection of short stories which includes that story. So...confusion if you're not careful.

--Patrick
 
I turned off the ringer on my phone before going to bed this afternoon. Still asleep at ~11pm when I hear a voice calling my name, and I see a bright light of a flashlight. "Westover police," the guy says.

I get out of bed and explain that it's 8am to me because of my work schedule, and he tells me my mom couldn't reach me and called them to check up. While I was in bed, she went to the mall and drugstore (first time driving herself since before surgery, yay!) and had issues getting back out of the car and into the house after. Then one of the cats ran out the door while she was coming in, and she was in no shape to chase after. And I was completely out of touch the whole time.

I apologize to officer, and her, and go to find cat. She was hiding under the shed outside and did not want to come out. Shaking a bag of treats outside the kitchen door got her that far, but no further. I finally had to grab her and literally toss her back into the house. She gave me a wide berth for a bit, but now she's snoozing on mom's luggage again like nothing ever happened.
 
You live in one of those towns where the police aren't too busy, huh? My wife used to live in one of those towns. She was speeding one morning because she was late to work. One police officer pulled her over. While he was giving her a ticket, another pulled over and was pretty much observing. Then another pulled over to threaten her if he ever caught her speeding. So there were three police officers (and each one's vehicle) on the side of the road because one woman was speeding.

The town only has four police officers.
 
To my mom, it was an emergency, because for all she knew I was dead. If it weren't for the odd hours I keep thanks to work, I'd keep the phone ringer on more often when I go to bed.
 
You live in one of those towns where the police aren't too busy, huh? My wife used to live in one of those towns. She was speeding one morning because she was late to work. One police officer pulled her over. While he was giving her a ticket, another pulled over and was pretty much observing. Then another pulled over to threaten her if he ever caught her speeding. So there were three police officers (and each one's vehicle) on the side of the road because one woman was speeding.

The town only has four police officers.
We have a lot more than 4 officers, but this happens in Murrieta all the time. There's barely any crime here so if some kid gets pulled over there's always like 3 cop cars behind him.
 
Welfare checks are a dicey proposition... sometimes, they turn out fine, like with DarkAudit... sometimes you get the one like I had last week, where a grandmother wasn't heard from for a day, and we found her on the floor, cold and unresponsive.
 
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