Things we never thought we would say...

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"Jeeeet..why are there ping pong balls and rocks in toilet?"

Jet: "One floats!"

"Ah. For science then."

Jet: No. Just to see.

"...that's science in a nut shell."
 
"Jeeeet..why are there ping pong balls and rocks in toilet?"

Jet: "One floats!"

"Ah. For science then."

Jet: No. Just to see.

"...that's science in a nut shell."
My niece is just like this. I have a bunch of those buckyballs (bucky cubes, actually), and she was sticking them to things in my apartment when I was babysitting her. Many times they'd fall to the floor because walls and books are not, surprisingly, magnetic. "Why ... why aren't you picking them up?" "Well because now I know what ones are sticky." "Ah, we're doing an experiment?" "I just wanna see what happens." "...That's... that's what I said. That's an experiment." "Okay. How come your walls aren't sticky?"
 
"God damn it. If you hit me from behind...NO! Eat my brownies, you fuck muffins!"[DOUBLEPOST=1366995205][/DOUBLEPOST]"I was hungry, but then I saw a grown woman poop on the bathroom floor."
 
"Where is the baby going with a stick of butter?"

"Oh, he's probably going off to eat it."

"... NO BUTTER FOR YOU!" *yoink*
 
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