From the stories you've shared, I can believe you'd say this."Go to the bathroom! You can't just pee on people!"
From the stories you've shared, I can believe you'd say this."Go to the bathroom! You can't just pee on people!"
My niece is just like this. I have a bunch of those buckyballs (bucky cubes, actually), and she was sticking them to things in my apartment when I was babysitting her. Many times they'd fall to the floor because walls and books are not, surprisingly, magnetic. "Why ... why aren't you picking them up?" "Well because now I know what ones are sticky." "Ah, we're doing an experiment?" "I just wanna see what happens." "...That's... that's what I said. That's an experiment." "Okay. How come your walls aren't sticky?""Jeeeet..why are there ping pong balls and rocks in toilet?"
Jet: "One floats!"
"Ah. For science then."
Jet: No. Just to see.
"...that's science in a nut shell."
Aaaaah! I went to one of those assemblies during student teaching! Stay off the phone! Turn off the AC! Wait for the all-clear!"Shelter in PLACE?"
You either need a bigger fridge, or a wiser wife*."Are you actually removing beer from the fridge to make room for ... SALAD DRESSING!?"
He was the one moving stuff around in the fridge...I like to keep large amounts of cold beer and diet coke around.
...after my own heart. Just have some cheap whiskey on hand for the coke and I'm there.He was the one moving stuff around in the fridge...I like to keep large amounts of cold beer and diet coke around.
That term does not exist in my life.cheap whiskey
Is it all expensive to you?That term does not exist in my life.
TIL: EMRYS IS BACK!"I think it's great that I can put my kids in a cage at night."
I just realized I didn't post this in the til thread...TIL: EMRYS IS BACK!
Great for scraping out the colon and stomach thoughWhile changing the two year old's diaper:
"How much sand did you eat?! You know, sand has _no_ nutritional value."