[Announcement] The Adventures of Adam & Jay

[Jay]

On July 17th, Adam will be visiting me in Montreal until the 20th.

Pictures will be taken....

Gifs will be created....

Poutine will be eaten....

And strippers will be tipped...


Montreal will burn..... (again)


I'M EXCITED BITCHES.

HOW EXCITED?

Discuss! Collaborate and Listen!

And you shall be rewarded with things you can click Brofist on.

 

[Ravenpoe]

 

[GasBandit]

The roof.
The roof.
The roo-

 

[blotsfan]

July 16th: Mrs. Jay goes into labor.

 

[Dave]

July 17 is my 20th wedding anniversary. Coincidence?!?

(Probably, yes.)

 

[Jay]

Any requests?

 

[GasBandit]

Just remember, there's no need to kill the hookers. They're already dead. On the inside.

 

[Dave]

Just remember, there's no need to kill the hookers. They're already dead. On the inside.

Just go to the bar, go up to each drunk girl there and tell them they remind you of your daughter. If they cry, buy them a drink.

 

[GasBandit]

Just go to the bar, go up to each drunk girl there and tell them they remind you of your daughter. If they cry, buy them a drink.

 

[HCGLNS]

That's the same time Squidleybits is in la belle provance doing work in shit. I expect you both to be on your best behaviour.

Fuckinbunchahobos.

 

[North_Ranger]

You both better wake up the following morning with matching ass tattoos. At the very least.

 

[Jay]

You both better wake up the following morning with matching ass tattoos. At the very least.

 

[Adam]

Wait, matching ass tattoos, or matching tattoos of asses? Because I thinking matching Gusto tattoos would be sweet

 

[Jay]

 

[Adam]

Just go to the bar, go up to each drunk girl there and tell them they remind you of your daughter. If they cry, buy them a drink.

Ok, well, Adam and Jay will both at one point say to a girl that she reminds us of a daughter. Considering our youthfulness, that will be a strange conversation HOWEVER, we will report on the outcome.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I demand a gif similar to this:

And a picture of you two attempting the absolute best face.[DOUBLEPOST=1373341791][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, this:



Or this:



OUTFITS AND ALL OR GTFO.

 

[North_Ranger]

Wait, matching ass tattoos, or matching tattoos of asses? Because I thinking matching Gusto tattoos would be sweet

Either or.

 

[strawman]

All three. Matching booty tattoos of Gusto's Glutes.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Jay]

8 more dodos

 

[PatrThom]

One of you gets to be Jackie Chan, the other one gets to be Sammo Hung.
Bonus points if there's rain food involved.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

One of you gets to be Jackie Chan, the other one gets to be Sammo Hung.
Bonus points if there's rain.

--Patrick

No no no, one of them is Jackie Chan, the other is Chris Tucker.

Adam can be sassy and street smart, and no one can tell what the hell Jay is saying.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

and no one can tell what the hell Jay is saying.

That's accurate. We already don't understand the words coming out of Jay's mouth.

 

[Jay]

Colisse de tabarnaque

 

[Adam]

So just to confirm, I have to say to Jay "Don't nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth.' Got it.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

So just to confirm, I have to say to Jay "Don't nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth.' Got it.

Just reenact some of the arguing scenes from Rush Hour.

 

[Jay]

Just reenact some of the arguing scenes from Rush Hour.

First thing I found on Google image search...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

First thing I found on Google image search...

The internet has spoken, Jay. It must be done. That image is now another request I have for you guys to mimic.

 

[Jay]

Not the type of adventure I had planned TBH.

 

[strawman]

Not the type of adventure I had planned TBH.

You're already getting matching booty tattoos of Gusto's glutes, is this really that out of bounds?

 

[Jay]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Not the type of adventure I had planned TBH.

I SAID...THE INTERNET. HAS. SPOKEN.

 

[Jay]

Tomorrow the adventure starts at 1 PM!

 

[Shawn]

Tomorrow the adventure starts at 1 PM!

That's a bit late in the day for church.

 

[Jay]

Church?