The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[bhamv3]

There's a rabies scare going around Taiwan.

This means I can't bite people any more. People might think I have rabies.

 

[bhamv3]

Better stop frothing at the mouth.

Just to be sure.

But... how else am I going to generate froth, just in case I need some? I can't exactly fart it out, you know.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

But... how else am I going to generate froth, just in case I need some? I can't exactly fart it out, you know.

Take pint of beer. Look like you're taking drink. Place excess froth on top of beer.

 

[PatrThom]

But... how else am I going to generate froth, just in case I need some? I can't exactly fart it out, you know.

Yes, you can.
Please don't.

--Patrick

 

[Cajungal]

There's a scarlet-bodied wasp moth in my house. I have it under a glass right now. I'm afraid to let it out because I keep getting attacked by a horrible, crunchy cicada.

 

[figmentPez]

Better stop frothing at the mouth.

Just to be sure.

 

[Cog]

There's a rabies scare going around Taiwan.

This means I can't bite people any more. People might think I have rabies.

You are the closest you'll ever be to a zombie apocalypse

 

[Emrys]

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There's a scarlet-bodied wasp moth in my house. I have it under a glass right now. I'm afraid to let it out because I keep getting attacked by a horrible, crunchy cicada.

Is it protecting you from the cicada? Maybe it's a superhero in disguise.

 

[Emrys]

Maybe it's a ferret snack.

Everything is a ferret snack.[DOUBLEPOST=1375208100][/DOUBLEPOST]Including you, Chad Sexington.

 

[Cheesy1]

Maybe it's a superhero in disguise.

Maybe it's a ferret snack.

"Maybe it's a way out."
"Maybe it's the Fratellis."
"Maybe Chunk found the police."
"Maybe it's another one of Willy's booby traps."

 

[Chad Sexington]

I guess there are... worse ways to go. Although I'm... struggling to think of one at the moment, as being eaten alive by ferrets seems quite bad.

 

[Emrys]

I guess there are... worse ways to go. Although I'm... struggling to think of one at the moment, as being eaten alive by ferrets seems quite bad.

Here, take this quiz so I know how many ferrets will need cutlery.
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/weasels

 

[Chad Sexington]

Here, take this quiz so I know how many ferrets will need cutlery.
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/weasels

36.

Wait, why am I helping you?

 

[Emrys]

Because you luurrrrrve me.

 

[Gusto]

I'm listening to old Power Hour podcasts and I forgot that it was the first exposure I had to GasBandit .

 

[GasBandit]

I'm listening to old Power Hour podcasts and I forgot that it was the first exposure I had to GasBandit .

Oh you mean that old podcast where I was super quiet for some bizarre reason?

 

[Gusto]

Oh you mean that old podcast where I was super quiet for some bizarre reason?

Specifically the one where you called in and asked Scott why he doesn't get the strip up on time, and asking about the manner by which he was gonna shut down the Image forums.

 

[GasBandit]

Specifically the one where you called in and asked Scott why he doesn't get the strip up on time, and asking about the manner by which he was gonna shut down the Image forums.

Ahhh the old talkshoe thing. I remember that. I waited for like 45 minutes to get a crack at that.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Okay, so I've been thinking about this poem, and posting about this poem, and writing about this poem a lot lately... And now it's in the trailer for the last season of Breaking Bad. Great coincidences.

 

[Gusto]

I gotta catch up on BB.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I gotta catch up on BB.

I've only ever seen the first episode. Somehow missed out on ever really trying it out.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I've seen the first two seasons, been meaning I'm to watch more.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Breaking Bad is the best goddamn thing on TV and you heathens need to watch it.

 

[PatrThom]

If they bring it to a legal medium I can watch for free, I'll consider it.

--Patrick

 

[Tiger Tsang]

Okay, so I've been thinking about this poem, and posting about this poem, and writing about this poem a lot lately... And now it's in the trailer for the last season of Breaking Bad. Great coincidences.

He IS the one who knocks!

p.s. Winter IS coming

 

[checkeredhat]

Potato.

--Patrick

you have taken it too far, man.

 

[Gusto]

It's one of those shows that I catch up on like every two years and then forget to stay current on.

 

[PatrThom]

you have taken it too far, man.

I stand on the shoulders of giants.

--Patrick

 

[checkeredhat]

wait, is everyone talking about Breaking Bad in here?! I love Breaking Bad. just finished my 5th watch of the series the other week; rewatching season 5 yet again right now.

 

[Frank]

Just waiting for the new shit baby.

NEED THE NEW SHIT.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Just waiting for the new shit baby.

NEED THE NEW SHIT.

Spoiler

Where's the shit coming from?

 

[Bubble181]

Huh. Apparently my body could feed 60 hungry weasels. Guess I'll have to keep the larder stocked in case of visitors.

 

[Emrys]

Huh. Apparently my body could feed 60 hungry weasels. Guess I'll have to keep the larder stocked in case of visitors.

I love you and the doomweasels love you. With extra spicy BBQ sauce.

 

[Sparhawk]

Can you at least make sure I'm unconscious before you apply spicy sauce to my open wounds?

Pretty please?

I think that the spicy sauce would be enough to snap you back to consciousness. That stuff packs a wallop when you get it in a paper cut, can only imagine what it would be like in an actual wound.

 

[Emrys]

Can you at least make sure I'm unconscious before you apply spicy sauce to my open wounds?

Pretty please?

You are going to get honey mustard.