I just had sex thread

[General Specific]

What's happening with the lightsaber? WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE LIGHTSABER?!

Well, first she takes out hers and ignites it. Then mine comes out and I ignite it. Then we have a duel with no double entendres at all. The end.

 

[dill616]

Well, first she takes out hers and ignites it. Then mine comes out and I ignite it. Then we have a duel with no double entendres at all. The end.

.....

If that's really what you want.

Can I use the blue one?

 

[Bubble181]

.....

If that's really what you want.

Can I use the blue one?

So he gets the double-ended one, huh?

 

[Jay]

At the last few posts.

 

[PatrThom]

Well, first she takes out hers and ignites it. Then mine comes out and I ignite it. Then we have a duel with no double entendres at all. The end.

I suddenly want to post a certain action-packed, effects-filled video.

...but I can't, because YouTube pulled it after a copyright claim from UMG.

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

I have sex on a regular basis when my girlfriend comes over. It is both exciting and satisfying. You may pretend this post is repeated at various intervals with various levels of discription.

 

[Officer_Charon]

... Somehow, it feels lacking without the THX special effects...

 

[LittleSin]

OW! My eye!

Mother fucker!

tee hee hee

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Frosty Susan?

 

[Bubble181]

Frosty Susan?

That, or a dumb blonde boyfriend who can't tell one hole from another

 

[Frank]

It's 4 am and I have a boner.

To pornography!

 

[Tress]

It's 4 am and I have a boner.

To pornography!

Hmmm, I'm not sure that follows the original spirit of this thread. But hey, more power to ya.

 

[Frank]

Oh it doesn't. At all. I don't care. Also, I just let my boner fade. So, I not only failed at sex, but also masturbation.

 

[Bowielee]

What has two thumbs and is finally able to legitimately post in this thread?

THIS GUY!

Happy Halloween indeed!

 

[Gilgamesh]

Very very nice Bowielee! Was it a Halloween party hookup?

 

[Bowielee]

No, actually, an old "buddy" was in town for the holiday and looked me up. I was fully expecting to just watch some horror movies, eat some peanutbutter cups and go to bed.

It was quite the pleasant surprise.

 

[Tress]

 

[Jay]

Last 5 days, 80% ratio.

Spoiler

 

[Frank]

What has two thumbs and is finally able to legitimately post in this thread?

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THIS GUY!

Happy Halloween indeed!

Well, considering how long you said that dry spell was, that is deserving of a high five, in words instead of brofist icons. Maybe, in addition to. Yeah, in addition to.

5 out of 5 Geoff Keighley heads filled with Mountain Dew.

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Last 5 days, 80% ratio.

Spoiler

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For failing once, you only get 4 out of 5 Geoff Keighley heads filled with Mountain Dew.

 

[Jay]

5 out of 6!

woot

 

[bhamv3]

I got married so I'm finally allowed to post here now.

 

[blotsfan]

But you never will

 

[Adam]

*cough *

 

[Gilgamesh]

*cough *

She wanted the D the whole time.

 

[Adam]

She got it plus interest. Wow.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I don't usually get invested in people's sex lives, but I was hoping you'd be the one boosting this thread.

 

[David]

*cough *

I like the juxtaposition of this with your current avatar.

 

[Cog]

Hi everyone!

 

[Adam]

A +1 with a caveat that I cannot get off to save my life right now. Really frustrating, it's like a year without sex or really any kind of intimacy has me shutdown. Not sure how to deal with that. :/

 

[Anonymous]

Only the mods know I'm bragging right here, right now.

 

[Cajungal]

You lucky dog... or bitch... depending on the gender, which I am not divulging.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Anonymous sex is the best kind.


"Well, good morning. What's your name again?"

 

[Bowielee]

Anonymous sex is the best kind.


"Well, good morning. What's your name again?"

I got enough of that in my early 20s. Now I'd prefer to have a name attached to the sex I'm having.

 

[Gusto]

The irony of bragging in a thread about having sex, but doing so anonymously, is entertaining to me.

 

[Anonymous]

Only the mods know I'm bragging right here, right now.

And now I'm pregnant and it's yours.