I just had sex thread

Well, first she takes out hers and ignites it. Then mine comes out and I ignite it. Then we have a duel with no double entendres at all. The end. :)
I suddenly want to post a certain action-packed, effects-filled video.

...but I can't, because YouTube pulled it after a copyright claim from UMG.

--Patrick
 
I have sex on a regular basis when my girlfriend comes over. It is both exciting and satisfying. You may pretend this post is repeated at various intervals with various levels of discription.
 
Oh it doesn't. At all. I don't care. Also, I just let my boner fade. So, I not only failed at sex, but also masturbation.
 
No, actually, an old "buddy" was in town for the holiday and looked me up. I was fully expecting to just watch some horror movies, eat some peanutbutter cups and go to bed.

It was quite the pleasant surprise.
 
What has two thumbs and is finally able to legitimately post in this thread?

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THIS GUY!

Happy Halloween indeed!
Well, considering how long you said that dry spell was, that is deserving of a high five, in words instead of brofist icons. Maybe, in addition to. Yeah, in addition to.

5 out of 5 Geoff Keighley heads filled with Mountain Dew.

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Last 5 days, 80% ratio.

For failing once, you only get 4 out of 5 Geoff Keighley heads filled with Mountain Dew.

 
A +1 with a caveat that I cannot get off to save my life right now. Really frustrating, it's like a year without sex or really any kind of intimacy has me shutdown. Not sure how to deal with that. :/
 
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