[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

[Terrik]

Hey guys...

...

semen.

...

I'm bad at this.

I know you're bad, but if you don't mind, please stop shoving it down my throat.

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

It's packed with protein!

 

[filmfanatic]

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It's packed with protein!

You can have it plain or sweetened with pineapple.

 

[bhamv3]

Boy, someone dangles a bone, and you guys milk it for all it's worth. The main thrust of all your posts are the same too, it's hard to not think of you all as dorks.

Good thing I never make posts in this vein.

Penis.

 

[Tress]

 

[General Specific]

Boy, someone dangles a bone, and you guys milk it for all it's worth. The main thrust of all your posts are the same too, it's hard to not think of you all as dorks.

Good thing I never make posts in this vein.

Penis.

Now now, let's not all get testes

 

[PatrThom]

I'd post a picture, but we already have too men-y.

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

I think Dave's hosting can handle the load.

 

[GasBandit]

What chinese students say when presented with various typical american dishes (spoilered for length)

Spoiler

 

[blotsfan]

They have no taste when it comes to pizza.

 

[GasBandit]

They have no taste when it comes to pizza.

Chinese people apparently don't like cheese, by and large. Or so I hear. Our resident sleeper agents will have to verify.

 

[sixpackshaker]

They really need to try the biscuits and sawmill gravy again...

 

[Covar]

They have no taste when it comes to pizza.

No they have good taste.

 

[blotsfan]

Chinese people apparently don't like cheese, by and large. Or so I hear. Our resident sleeper agents will have to verify.

Then they have no taste in general.

 

[Covar]

I'm pretty sure that has to do with the culture being largely lactose intolerant.

 

[strawman]

I'm pretty sure that has to do with the culture being largely lactose intolerant.

Really? That would explain the "milk in soup? No!" Comment for the clam chowder.


Mmmm, clam chowder...

 

[Covar]

Really? That would explain the "milk in soup? No!" Comment for the clam chowder.

yup,

Spoiler: Milk Consumption per capita by Country

It's a really neat thing cultural thing to look at.

 

[drawn_inward]

Innanet says this is from the Indian state of Meghalaya. Apparently cum is a commonly used conjunction there, so "Sweets and Restaurant."

I don't know about that dialect, but in Hindi, 'Kum' means 'less'. See Bollywood film title:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheeni_Kum

Also, see one of the character names. You'll know when you see it.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't know about that dialect, but in Hindi, 'Kum' means 'less'. See Bollywood film title:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheeni_Kum

Also, see one of the character names. You'll know when you see it.

and his only friend and confidante is his 9-year old neighbour, Sexy

 

[Ravenpoe]

... That looks like The Big Show merged with Kevin James.

 

[GasBandit]

SURVEY SAYS?

 

[Covar]

Remember folks, kerning is important.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

As is the androgyny.

--Patrick

 

[Jay]

 

[GasBandit]

RUSSIANS.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

 

[GasBandit]

..but it gets a little awkward when the folks come to visit.

 

[Eriol]

I think we could have a pretty decent thread on "what do you say when your parents come over?" in response to specific images. That one could be the thread-starter.


And on that one, honestly it's fine except for the *cough* "headboard" there. The rest could just be a different design for under-bed storage for people who like a high mattress. As a 6'7" guy, I appreciate a high bed to get in/out of. But that one thing at the foot of the bed... ya.

 

[Chad Sexington]

The 'stocks' there are in place with butterfly screws: easy enough to ro remove it when people might be in. Get a bed skirt to lay around the base. Sure, it's made of metal, which is unusual but not exactly suggestive.

Man, I'm not even into that but concealing it seems pretty easy.

Fun fact: one time, after getting quite drunk at the house of a friend I'd never been to before, I woke up in her roommate's bed (he was out of town), where there were, uhm... various 'restraints' lying around and some still attached to bed. I was a little worried about my night for a bit.

 

[GasBandit]

And on that one, honestly it's fine except for the *cough* "headboard" there.

And the padlocked cage underneath.

 

[sixpackshaker]

And the padlocked cage underneath.

I've considered that for my dog before.... save the space of a crate.

 

[PatrThom]

As a 6'7" guy, I appreciate a high bed to get in/out of.

I haven't forgotten my earlier promise.

Also, if they were serious about this sort of thing, they'd have vibration-dampening inserts under the corners.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I haven't forgotten my earlier promise.

Also, if they were serious about this sort of thing, they'd have vibration-dampening inserts under the corners.

--Patrick

I'd be very disappointed if that frame isn't bolted directly to the floor in some manner.