It looked okay in the trailer I'll admit, and props for making fun of the butt canons. I remember seeing commercials from the old show with that as a kid, never stopped looking weird.
[Movies] The Upcoming Movies Trailer Thread
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I was pretty impressed with the Astroboy movie. Great adaptation.[DOUBLEPOST=1382765543,1382765422][/DOUBLEPOST]
Did the original cartoons feature a narrator like Rocky and Bullwinkle? If so, I'm glad they ditched it for the film.
GasBandit
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No, if memory serves, Peabody did all the exposition himself, no narrator.
Still looks like crap.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Why does he have to look like his mom was schtoinking KITT?
I have three or four movies left to see this year, which is more than I've already been to the theaters to see this year, but I'm already looking forward more to 2014 than 2013. New X-Men, Captain America 2, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, which I hadn't even realized was a thing until this week and I'm psyched for it, and of course Godzilla ... next is going to be a fun year.
Oh yeah, that one too.
300: Rise of an Empire
HAAAAHAHAHAHA it looks so terrible.
HAAAAHAHAHAHA it looks so terrible.
I feel bad that movies like this never make any money. People just don't care about history these days.
Dave
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History is one thing, stylized Hollywood crap under the guise of history is another. A good movie with historical undertones - Lincoln, Twelve Years a Slave, etc. - do well. This one won't because it's going to suck.
I'm pretty sure Chad's post was dripping with sarcasm. Look, it got all over the floor.
Dave
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My detector is broken. I've been in meetings all morning.
It happens to the best of us.
That costume's movement does not translate well to live action.
Angelina Jolie doesn't translate well to live action.
If Beowulf is any indication, she doesn't translate well to animation either.
Not a trailer, but a poster again.
If this movie doesn't have a grinding anachronistic guitar soundtrack ala 300 or Spartacus, it fails. All I can hear when I look at this poster is:
FUCKIN' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! BWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOORRRR DUH DUUUUUUUUH DUH DUHH DDDDDDDAAAAUUUUHHHHHH
This kind of shit!
If this movie doesn't have a grinding anachronistic guitar soundtrack ala 300 or Spartacus, it fails. All I can hear when I look at this poster is:
FUCKIN' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! BWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOORRRR DUH DUUUUUUUUH DUH DUHH DDDDDDDAAAAUUUUHHHHHH
This kind of shit!
Look on the bright side. If this were the 90s, he would've totally gone surfing on those waves because it'd be, like, totally righteous, dude!
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Oh who am I kidding. That would be vastly better than this dreck.
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Oh who am I kidding. That would be vastly better than this dreck.