That wine makes any chocolate taste twice as good.Is wine carbonated? I thought it wasn't.
.. then why even identify where they are?Identity theft.
I have no idea why I posted that. Maybe they want you to work for an Indian radio station... then why even identify where they are?
That *is* a comfortable position. I feel momentarily weightless.I first read that as "with her boobs on his desk."
My husband will stand behind me and hold mine up like a super-lift, weightless bra. It's like I can suddenly breathe so much deeper.That *is* a comfortable position. I feel momentarily weightless.
AhhhhhhMy husband will stand behind me and hold mine up like a super-lift, weightless bra. It's like I can suddenly breathe so much deeper.
I know the feeling. I have my computer hooked up to my television, in another room, via a 15' HDMI cable; so I use my smartphone combined with apps in order to control my computer. Using a VLC remote app, I have most basic controls, and I can open any media file on my computer. If I need to do something that isn't VLC, I can use a trackpad app for my phone, but that's a lot more awkward because it's not very good, but it's still pretty awesome to be able to control my computer from the other room, without having had to buy any sort of extra devices.I just last night connected my PS3's Youtube channel to my Smartphone and I find it amazing.
I am aware that with REGULAR cable, I could manipulate the TV from my couch via a remote, but the abilitiy to manipulate the TV from my phone is still somehow mind blowing.
I go into a co-worker's office. He has an intern working for him this semester, she is kind of a shy girl that has not really fit in yet. But she is sitting across from his desk, laid back with her boots on his desk. I look down at her and said,
"I'm glad that you are finally comfortable in this position."
I read it correctly, and was immediately intrigued, because, boots.I first read that as "with her boobs on his desk."
Because, Texas.I read it correctly, and was immediately intrigued, because, boots.
I've dislocated my shoulder approximately 16 times. Yeah, a lot of weird things can happen to add complications. He'll probably be fine eventually. He's just going to have to learn to do things one-handed for a bit.Well, good news and bad news. Good news, he bounced back quickly and mentally recovered just fine. Bad news, they over-corrected that shoulder, which is a thing that can happen apparently. That arm's going to be in a sling a minimum of six weeks instead of two.
Nope. He's a lefty, and it's his right arm. His whole body is going to be in awful pain for a few days, though. It was the spasms from the seizure which popped the shoulder, not a fall or anything.I've dislocated my shoulder approximately 16 times. Yeah, a lot of weird things can happen to add complications. He'll probably be fine eventually. He's just going to have to learn to do things one-handed for a bit.
It wasn't his dominant hand, I hope?
A friend of mine once had a seizure while in the mall. She was with her sister but the sister is kinda soft spoken, you know? So seizures are nothing for my friend...she has one at least once a week and most people with her know how to handle em.Nope. He's a lefty, and it's his right arm. His whole body is going to be in awful pain for a few days, though. It was the spasms from the seizure which popped the shoulder, not a fall or anything.
"You can tell which seat is GasBandit's, it'll be the one with all the blankets hanging around it."What the shit is this hipster one-desk shit? Never have I been so glad to have my own office as I am at this moment.
Yeah, you could fully expect me to pull a Les Nessman special on my part of the room."You can tell which seat is GasBandit's, it'll be the one with all the blankets hanging around it."
I get the idea, they want all the staff to feel like they're part of one big team rather than a bunch of little departments, but I supposed that depends on the people involved, of course.
--Patrick
What are you doing with my weasels?Man I am so lazy. I should make a roux but no energy left. Maybe this unopened crate of weasels can cook.
I now imagine you screaming into an intercom, "BOOOGEERRRRRRRRRR!!!"Yeah, you could fully expect me to pull a Les Nessman special on my part of the room.
I'm just glad I work in a 1 story building, so the turkeys will probably survive.I now imagine you screaming into an intercom, "BOOOGEERRRRRRRRRR!!!"
--Patrick
Of course I got the reference. My counter-reference was another from WKRP. The turkey episode? Remember? God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly?Wait, GB didn't get the reference??? I am ashamed.