How Oppressed are you?

Tinwhistler · Mar 7, 2014

Because CDS evidently felt left out in the Check Your Privilege thread, here is another quiz

http://www.gotoquiz.com/your_oppression_percentage

You are 0% oppressed

You are almost entirely an agent of oppression. You have the most social power to combat oppression. You have the highest level of social responsibility to use your power to become an ally for the oppressed.

fade · Mar 7, 2014

sixpackshaker · Mar 7, 2014

As resident Shitlord I can not condone taking this quiz.

Ravenpoe · Mar 7, 2014

I may be a shitlord, but I am apparently 6% oppressed. I assume because I'm poor.

sixpackshaker · Mar 7, 2014

0% oppressed, I thought being obese would earn me some rancor.

Dei · Mar 7, 2014

8%, probably because I have a vagina.

Ravenpoe · Mar 7, 2014

Dei said:
8%, probably because I have a vagina.

YOU DO?

SOMEONE OPPRESS THIS WOMAN!

GasBandit · Mar 7, 2014

4%, presumably because I'm agnostic?

WasabiPoptart · Mar 7, 2014

37% because I'm a middle class, old, fat woman.

27% if I change it to adult instead of middle-aged. Depends on your definition there.

Just Me · Mar 7, 2014

At least 95 % because all is bad and and I want to leave office and can't stand my colleagues...

... oh,not depress..

I'll show myself out, thanks...

But in honesty, it's 7 % oppressed, and a Shitlord of lvl110.

Frank · Mar 7, 2014

0% bitches. I am the oppressor.

Hailey Knight · Mar 7, 2014

12%. I have the power to be an ally for the oppressed.

... which I already do for my oppressed family, so thanks Obama.

CrimsonSoul · Mar 7, 2014

Yes! 0%!
You're getting oppressed, you're getting oppressed! Oppression for everyone!

DarkAudit · Mar 7, 2014

13% oppressed? Horseshit.

fade · Mar 7, 2014

0% which was surprising considering I answered atheist for religious preference.

DarkAudit · Mar 8, 2014

I think recent events here proved that if you're not a major player in the extraction industries, you could be Stan Smith white and still be majorly oppressed.

Bubble181 · Mar 8, 2014

23%.

I'm all in favour of separating sex from gender and all that, but if the two questions are identical, you're making a mistake in your definitions.

PatrThom · Mar 8, 2014

31% oppressed.

--Patrick

Mathias · Mar 9, 2014

GasBandit said:
4%, presumably because I'm agnostic?

I too am 4%, fellow shitlord.

Let's go oppress some people!

ThatNickGuy · Mar 9, 2014

Dei said:
8%, probably because I have a vagina.

Celt Z · Mar 9, 2014

It informed me that at 14%, I am an agent of oppression. I was not aware that I had a right, nay, a REQUIREMENT to oppress others.

If you all will excuse me, it seems I have some catching up to do...

Tinwhistler · Mar 9, 2014

This has been up since Friday and Charlie hasn't posted yet. I'm afraid he might've broken the quiz...

jwhouk · Mar 10, 2014

8% Oppressed. YMMV.

Emrys · Mar 10, 2014

Hi, my name is Emrys, Queen of the Doomweasels, and I'll be your oppressor for tonight.

We have a full schedule for you. First, we'll start off with discrimination based on things that I won't share with you. After that will be the savage beatings. Following tea will be the assault by the doomweasels.

Is everyone ready?

Hylian · Mar 10, 2014

I got 12% which surprised me a bit.

But I am not one for oppressing other people so I shall endeavor to do my best to help the oppressed.

Charlie Don't Surf · Mar 10, 2014

Tinwhistler said:
This has been up since Friday and Charlie hasn't posted yet. I'm afraid he might've broken the quiz...

i'm trying to follow the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything nice at all" rule with your dumb shit threads

Ravenpoe · Mar 10, 2014

Charlie Don't Surf said:
i'm trying to follow the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything nice at all" rule with your dumb shit threads

Just for the record, this isn't a passive aggressive Gilgamesh funny rating. I actually laughed.

Tinwhistler · Mar 10, 2014

Charlie Don't Surf said:
i'm trying to follow the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything nice at all" rule with your dumb shit threads

So sweet...thank you

Bubble181 · Mar 11, 2014

Emrys said:
Hi, my name is Emrys, Queen of the Doomweasels, and I'll be your oppressor for tonight.

We have a full schedule for you. First, we'll start off with discrimination based on things that I won't share with you. After that will be the savage beatings. Following tea will be the assault by the doomweasels.

Is everyone ready?

Can I have a choice of mint or camomille tea?

Emrys · Mar 11, 2014

Bubble181 said:
Can I have a choice of mint or camomille tea?

Of course. With or without sugar and lemon?

Bubble181 · Mar 11, 2014

Emrys said:
Of course. With or without sugar and lemon?

....sugar and lemon? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Emrys · Mar 11, 2014

Bubble181 said:
....sugar and lemon? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Probably not. I am Southern and we tend to drink our tea differently

Bubble181 · Mar 11, 2014

Emrys said:
Probably not. I am Southern and we tend to drink our tea differently

With Rum and Lemon, hold the hot water, hold the teabag?

Mathias · Mar 12, 2014

Tinwhistler said:
So sweet...thank you

Charlie Don't Surf said:
i'm trying to follow the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything nice at all" rule with your dumb shit threads

Cool. Tin broke Charlie's brain.