there's this girl I like on a forum

[Anonymous]

so there's this forum I post at. Nobody really seems to like me that much, but I'm too stubborn to go. A little bit ago, this girl started posting. She seemed to say the things that already had formed in my head. It was magic. I don't know what to say to her, though..... tell me what to put in a private message? She's just the only person that GETS me.

 

[Celt Z]

Ask her if she wants to watch America burn. Campfires can be very romantic.

 

[Terrik]

Oh, Charles.

 

[MindDetective]

A smilie.

 

[Gilgamesh]

She's already getting married. Sorry.

 

[Ravenpoe]

She's already getting married. Sorry.

Yeah, but it's to one of those dirty whites. You know it won't last.

 

[Celt Z]

She's already getting married. Sorry.

I thought it was just a boyfriend?

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah, but it's to one of those dirty whites. You know it won't last.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

 

[Ravenpoe]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

Then go oppress some people and prove it.

 

[Bubble181]

As a serious answer, it's hard to give any useful advice since we don't know anything about either you or the girl. What kind of forum? What sort of common interests? There's no magical golden bullet to make girls like you or be interested (that I know of).

Less seriously, I really can't come up with anything better than what Terrik said.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I thought it was just a boyfriend?

That's what I thought.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

STICK IT IN HER POOPER!

 

[bhamv3]

It's me, isn't it. You have a crush on me.

 

[Jay]

I thought it was just a boyfriend?

Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

[DOUBLEPOST=1395377698,1395377174][/DOUBLEPOST]Maybe this one will get her attention instead.

 

[phil]

Tasteful dick pics.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

And now I'm done.

 

[Just Me]

Tasteful dick pics.

Be my guest, whatever floats your boat.

 

[Chad Sexington]

 

[phil]

Be my guest, whatever floats your boat.

Papa like

 

[Just Me]

STICK IT IN HER POOPER!

And if that doesnt work out: Therapy!

 

[sixpackshaker]

Man up, ask her out, stick it in her pooper, go to therapy when it falls apart.

 

[Emrys]

Ahhhh, here's the Halforums I know and love.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Ahhhh, here's the Halforums I know and love.

 

[GasBandit]

Aw man, I missed out on this thread. Fortunately you guys picked up my slack.

 

[Squidleybits]

Buy her Twilight?

 

[Bubble181]

Man up, ask her out, stick it in her pooper, go to therapy when it falls apart.

First figure out how she likes her steak, though. You don't want to stick anything anywhere in the crazy of well-done steak.

 

[Emrys]

Fuck the man up!

wait, is that right...

 

[Espy]

wat

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Fuck the man up!

wait, is that right...

Up the fuck, man!

 

[Emrys]

Absolutely, @ThatNickGuy. Up the fuck.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[Emrys]

 

[GasBandit]

"Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat."

 

[ThatNickGuy]