What are you thinking about right now?

@Squidleybits and I are locked in mortal combat over how to relax this afternoon. Beach, nude beach, infinity pool, spa or eat ice cream at the bar.
There is a nude beach very close to where I live. I avoid it like the plague. From what I hear (and what I remember seeing when we took a cruise that ran past it when I was a kid) it is a huge sausage fest for old/older men. Frankly, I saw enough nudity in and out of the classroom in college to last me a lifetime.

As for all the other options: "Yes." :D
 
I was driving on base just a little while ago and saw a sign that read:

DANGER
Explosive Dog
Training


In reality, I know it means they are doing ordnance training with canine bomb sniffers. However, I keep thinking of it as a Monty Python-esque skit with robotic spy dogs that blow up.
 
I was driving on base just a little while ago and saw a sign that read:

DANGER
Explosive Dog
Training


In reality, I know it means they are doing ordnance training with canine bomb sniffers. However, I keep thinking of it as a Monty Python-esque skit with robotic spy dogs that blow up.
As you can see, Fido has learned the first rule of not being seen - not to stand up.
 
I'm thinking that the science world will greatly benefit if my son decides to go that route when it's time to choose a career. We were watching a show about dinosaurs and I pointed out a plant that sort of looked like a pineapple. He told me it was probably a cycad which grew in the Cretaceous. How do you know this stuff?? I had to ask him how to spell cycad.
 
There is a nude beach very close to where I live. I avoid it like the plague. From what I hear (and what I remember seeing when we took a cruise that ran past it when I was a kid) it is a huge sausage fest for old/older men. Frankly, I saw enough nudity in and out of the classroom in college to last me a lifetime.

As for all the other options: "Yes." :D
The regular beach here is plenty bad...but older ladies mostly.
 
What is my cat's fascination with sitting on the desk in front of me, then trying to climb up onto my computer's screen while I'm trying to type...
 
I think I burned the roof of my mouth at lunch today and the blister came open at dinner. Vinegar does not feel pleasant on mouth wounds.
 
If my daughter is already a giant hormonal drama queen at 8, what the fuck is she going to be like as a teenager? My husband and son might have to move out before the nukes start dropping.
 
Is she precocious? There are medications for that, but they tend to have unintended side effects.

--Patrick
This is all attitude, no overtly physical changes. And believe me, my son is going through the beginning stages of puberty right now, and that is not hard to miss. ;)

She's very smart for her age, and more mature than her peers in a lot of ways, so emotionally she can be kind of a train wreck when we try to deal with each other. :p
 
If my daughter is already a giant hormonal drama queen at 8, what the fuck is she going to be like as a teenager? My husband and son might have to move out before the nukes start dropping.
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And it comes in a rainbow of colours so she can coordinate with her outfits.

Or just tape her to the wall until puberty is over.
 
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