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What are you thinking about right now?

#1

Naiwen

Naiwen

Thinking about someone or something at the moment? Post it here. I'm thinking about watching a movie right now.


#2

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

I'm thinkin bout:
nsfw


#3

GasBandit

GasBandit

Well, now, thanks to you, I'm thinking about a song that has a lyric that goes "I'm thinking about thinking about the sort of thing that I thought that I'd never be thinking" but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called or who performed it. It had a sort of.. 311ish feel to it.


#4

Frank

Frank

Thinking that if the girlfriend is any later, I'm just going to order a pizza and call it a night.


#5

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I'm thinking about my current research project and the internship I'm supposed to do next spring and what I'm making for dinner and my son's fraction homework and parent-teacher conferences at the end of the week...and crap I forgot to refill my prescription! Why isn't my husband home from work yet, what is that bird singing the lovely song outside, and I need to email an RSVP for a birthday party.

More? Because my brain is constantly on the go.


#6

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Thinking that I'll probably be alone and working shit jobs the rest of my life.


#7

bhamv3

bhamv3

I'm worried about the student protestors who are occupying the Legislative Yuan building in Taipei, to express their dissatisfaction with the government's ham-fisted attempts to ram through a trade deal with China. Over the weekend, another group of protestors tried to storm the Executive Yuan building (basically the government HQ) and were beaten back by riot police. The students were entirely unarmed, and ended up bloodied by police wielding riot shields, batons, and water cannons.

It's all everyone in Taiwan can think about these days.

Oh, also, a politician who works in the Executive Yuan building complained on TV that the protestors had eaten a pack of cakes on his desk. In response, people have been sending him hundreds of boxes of cakes.


#8

Gusto

Gusto

Overthinking about my date tomorrow.


#9

phil

phil

Had to try to explain to a coworker just exactly why he shouldn't give himself a Hitler 'stache and do the Nazi salute while speaking German while in the workplace.


So now I'm thinking about

1) why didn't I finish my degree?
2) does his argument that Hitler killed people with mental disabilities too, so because he has autism that makes it Ok, hold any water?

But mostly the college stuff.


#10

Shawn

Shawn

Hate working so hard and all for nothing.


#11

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Had to try to explain to a coworker just exactly why he shouldn't give himself a Hitler 'stache and do the Nazi salute while speaking German while in the workplace.


So now I'm thinking about

1) why didn't I finish my degree?
2) does his argument that Hitler killed people with mental disabilities too, so because he has autism that makes it Ok, hold any water?

But mostly the college stuff.
Now I'm thinking that most people that claim to have autism are actually just self diagnosed as an excuse to act like a fool.

Please note that this is different from people who actually have it.


#12

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Now I'm thinking that most people that claim to have autism are actually just self diagnosed as an excuse to act like a fool.

Please note that this is different from people who actually have it.
I've heard people self-diagnose with Asperger's, but not general autism. Autism has a more severe level of impairment in many cases--you can't really "act like a fool" to fake autism.


#13

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I've heard people self-diagnose with Asperger's, but not general autism. Autism has a more severe level of impairment in many cases--you can't really "act like a fool" to fake autism.
Asperger's is under the umbrella of autism, and is what I was talking about. I know several people who have self diagnosed them as such, and refer to themselves as autistic.


#14

blotsfan

blotsfan

As a Jew, my philosophy on taking on attributes of a nazi comes down to two things:

1. Are you not seriously advocating the extermination of any number of a group of people?
2. Are you funny?

If you can answer yes to both questions, then go right ahead (see, South Park).
If not, then you look like an annoying idiot at best, and an anti-semetic asshole at worst


#15

phil

phil

This is the same kid who feels most comfortable communicating in memes and has to be told to clean up glass that he himself broke, and doesn't understand why he has trouble focusing and then crashes after having 10 shots of espresso. However he can also explain how something in the coffee brewer is acting as an electromagnet and leaves his sketches of circuit boards all over the back desk.

He's probably the smartest idiot I know.

I mean he's quite sincerely apologized for making me feel "butthurt" before. I just Don't know what to do about him.


#16

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

I'm thinking about how hopeless I feel, and isolated.

I'm thinking about how base I can be.

I'm thinking

Vanity of vanities
All is vanity.


#17

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I'm thinking about the shooting last night on board the USS Mahan and how the hell it could have happened.

A whole bunch of watchstanders are going to have to account for their actions, or lack thereof.

Since when does the POOW (Petty Officer of the Watch) carry a *loaded* weapon in the home port? How did the civilian manage to get the weapon?


#18

LittleSin

LittleSin

I'm thinking about weather or not my my closing is happening tomorrow on my new house. Like, the house hit the records in 1958 but apparently the neighbors say it existed since the 1920 and I need to know this shit and find the last two residents but apparently they are ghosts or some shit.

I don't want to a delay in my closing. :s I have to move out by the first!


#19

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

I'm thinking about weather or not my my closing is happening tomorrow on my new house. Like, the house hit the records in 1958 but apparently the neighbors say it existed since the 1920 and I need to know this shit and find the last two residents but apparently they are ghosts or some shit.

I don't want to a delay in my closing. :s I have to move out by the first!
If it doesn't close, go with the ghost thing and make a fortune on haunted house tours and ghost hunters, mediums, reality TV mediums, really just charlatans as a whole.


#20

LordRendar

LordRendar

I am thinking that OP makes a buttload of new threads. Everytime I click New Threads it seems everyone seems to be hers.


#21

grub

grub

New ideas aren't bad. I'm thinking that the OP is posting an awful lot and will pass my post count soon. And I've been here from the start.


#22

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'm starting to suspect OP is a plant, honestly.


#23

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I'm starting to suspect OP is a plant, honestly.
What type, hibiscus?


#24

grub

grub

Most aren't this sneaky anymore.


#25

GasBandit

GasBandit

Most aren't this sneaky anymore.
Most, no. But I've read about some "long con" plant accounts that try to build up seeming "legit" posts and then suddenly turn to marketing/advertising. With our latest member's very noticeable tendency to start so many new threads almost on a daily basis, it smells like someone trying to build a posting history in a hurry. I expect maybe in a week or few, the new "random question" threads will start having links in them that go to products.

Or I could just be paranoid.


#26

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

... "random question" threads will start having links in them that go to viruses.

Or I could just be paranoid.
ftfy


#27

Shakey

Shakey

If she is, she's got a long way to live up to what was @Sexy Lexxxie


#28

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I miss Sexy Lexxxie


#29

GasBandit

GasBandit

If she is, she's got a long way to live up to what was @Sexy Lexxxie
Doh, I missed out on that thread. I didn't even know about it until now. Probably because the thread title didn't interest me. That sort of happens often.

Anyway, yes. So far no bubble butt pictures.


#30

Shakey

Shakey

I miss Sexy Lexxxie
Everyone misses Sexy Lexxxie.


#31

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Most, no. But I've read about some "long con" plant accounts that try to build up seeming "legit" posts and then suddenly turn to marketing/advertising. With our latest member's very noticeable tendency to start so many new threads almost on a daily basis, it smells like someone trying to build a posting history in a hurry. I expect maybe in a week or few, the new "random question" threads will start having links in them that go to products.

Or I could just be paranoid.
She's not a plant. I did a little digging because I thought the same thing, and found she came here after being banned from a site called Socially Uncensored. You can find her old blog here, with the same anti-america stuff and asian-racist stuff she posts here. http://www.sociallyuncensored.eu/forums/xfa-blogs/mscerez.10307/


#32

Tress

Tress

I'm thinking I can't do this, any of this. I'm thinking that I'm doing a shit job and I should be better, but if I actually tell anyone any of this that I will be a failure in their eyes. So I keep trudging along, trying not to explode or meltdown.


#33

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Usual thoughts, wondering who would win in a fight between Voltron and the base level Megazord, wondering if will I ever get super powers so I could take over the world for the betterment of man kind, scaredly thinking about when iss it all going to end,and annoyingly wanting to know when the hell the next freakin' episode of Ninja turtles is going to air.


#34

GasBandit

GasBandit

She's not a plant. I did a little digging because I thought the same thing, and found she came here after being banned from a site called Socially Uncensored. You can find her old blog here, with the same anti-america stuff and asian-racist stuff she posts here. http://www.sociallyuncensored.eu/forums/xfa-blogs/mscerez.10307/
Maybe she was running the same con there, but got banned before flipping. Or I could be wrong, as I said. It's just this is the exact sort of behavior I would expect out of a plant to try and "force" a presence on a site to try and establish themselves before starting to post a whole bunch of "sponsored links."


#35

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Right now I'm thinking that my lack of motivation is disappointing and concerning.


#36

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington



#37

GasBandit

GasBandit

That is the perspective of someone very young and locked in their room their entire life.


#38

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Sex and intimacy are not the same thing. *le sigh*


#39

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sex and intimacy are not the same thing. *le sigh*
You realize we are discussing someone who can't tell the difference between "freedom" and "free of charge." There's another blog post in there about how America isn't free because you have to pay for things.


#40

Dirona

Dirona

You realize we are discussing someone who can't tell the difference between "freedom" and "free of charge." There's another blog post in there about how America isn't free because you have to pay for things.
:confused:
Does not compute.


#41

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

You realize we are discussing someone who can't tell the difference between "freedom" and "free of charge." There's another blog post in there about how America isn't free because you have to pay for things.
Oh yeah I forgot about that one. Good times.


#42

phil

phil

I'm thinking I can't do this, any of this. I'm thinking that I'm doing a shit job and I should be better, but if I actually tell anyone any of this that I will be a failure in their eyes. So I keep trudging along, trying not to explode or meltdown.


#43

GasBandit

GasBandit

It's not the same when it isn't ended with "Nya ha ha ha ha HAAA!"


#44

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Dear lord, its like Joyce from Roomies before she was Semmed.


#45

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

You realize we are discussing someone who can't tell the difference between "freedom" and "free of charge." There's another blog post in there about how America isn't free because you have to pay for things.
I couldn't help myself. It's one of those things that irritates me since, in my experience, so many people lump it all together.


#46

Celt Z

Celt Z

I think that may have made Joyce look healthy by comparison. She was only iffy about "PRE-marital hanky-panky". Everything was cool once you put a ring on it.


#47

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I don't think humans were meant to live like this


#48

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

I think that may have made Joyce look healthy by comparison. She was only iffy about "PRE-marital hanky-panky". Everything was cool once you put a ring on it.
Indeed, and considering she erased her memory after seeing pron once thats saying something.

And now I'm thinking about "It's Walky" and how I wish David Willis would write a spy-fi action series again....for probably the fifth time this week.


#49

PatrThom

PatrThom

Hate working so hard and all for nothing others.
FTFY

Also, I can't get the theme from Diablo II, Act II out of my head.

--Patrick


#50

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

You realize we are discussing someone who can't tell the difference between "freedom" and "free of charge." There's another blog post in there about how America isn't free because you have to pay for things.
Yes, the more I read, the more I don't believe she's 26. That or... well, I did see she had posted on an autism forum, so...*


*Though she claimed it was for information for someone else.[DOUBLEPOST=1395815865,1395815642][/DOUBLEPOST]Another gem:

So yes, people will often say when they don't agree with people, that somebody is stupid, which makes them more stupid than the person they're disagreeing with. And which proves further my point, that people are hypocrites.
This is unintentionally profound.


#51

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

Is Naiwen really Jaden Smith?!


#52

phil

phil

Cashews are the best nut

Or maybe pistachio

Macadamia if you're like the king of England or something

But seriously. Amirite?[DOUBLEPOST=1395820366,1395820314][/DOUBLEPOST]
Is Naiwen really Jaden Smith?!
How can America be free, if our eyes aren't free?


#53

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

No, she's Willow Smith and all of this is a result of her whipping her hair back and forth.


#54

Celt Z

Celt Z

Yes, the more I read, the more I don't believe she's 26. That or... well, I did see she had posted on an autism forum, so...*
Not to play couch psychologist, but undiagnosed austim/Asperger's would fit a lot of the background information and habits we've been shown. I'd have to find the article again, but I remember reading Asians are the least likely group to seek psychological evaluation or help. There's still a huge stigma against it in the Asian community. And from what I know from my friends and their families, the only ones that would even consider it tend to be people that have embraced a good amount of Western culture.


#55

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Right now...

That anyone who would give me a copy of Frozen is no friend.

And that I'd be really resentful of anyone bragging about cosplaying Elsa anytime before June.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


#56

Fun Size

Fun Size

I'm thinking that I wish this puppy would do his business so I can go back to work. He's only paper training, so at least I'm inside, but come on man. I gots things to do.


#57

Dei

Dei

I am thinking that I have been sick for a week and I am so over it. Also wondering if I have crossed from sickness to seasonal allergies, but I have no good way to be sure, other than an educated guess.


#58

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Nothing. Its quite calming.


#59

PatrThom

PatrThom

I am thinking that I have been sick for a week and I am so over it. Also wondering if I have crossed from sickness to seasonal allergies, but I have no good way to be sure, other than an educated guess.
Sudafed will tell you.

--Patrick


#60

Dei

Dei

I have been taking DayQuil which at least clears them out in the morning. I might try taking some Claritin before bed tonight and seeing if that helps come morning.


#61

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Doh, I missed out on that thread. I didn't even know about it until now. Probably because the thread title didn't interest me. That sort of happens often.

Anyway, yes. So far no bubble butt pictures.
Hah, i skipped reading that thread after the first few posts. I just went in to catch up when something caught my eye:

She's obviously not a typical spammer per se, but man does she love that other site. Anyone up to sending her a penis shot? Tin?
When did I become the poster child of dick pics?


#62

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

When did I become the poster child of dick pics?
I know, right?

I mean...

I'm just sayin'

zzzzzip

LADIES...


#63

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Dancedancedance I love this song and Imma dan....OC just unzipped his pants....dancedancedance. Dance with no pants. WHEE!


#64

GasBandit

GasBandit

I am absolutely no good at guitar hero if I have to play it while wearing pants.


#65

Emrys

Emrys

I know, right?

I mean...

I'm just sayin'

zzzzzip

LADIES...
:popcorn:


#66

Dave

Dave

Maybe she was running the same con there, but got banned before flipping. Or I could be wrong, as I said. It's just this is the exact sort of behavior I would expect out of a plant to try and "force" a presence on a site to try and establish themselves before starting to post a whole bunch of "sponsored links."
Until this happens, she's perfectly welcome. If it does happen, then I flag her as spam and the system would remove everything she did. No problem.

But I don't think she's a plant. Remember, some said that about @Yoshimickster when he first started and I love the guy.


#67

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Remember, some said that about @Yoshimickster when he first started and I love the guy.
I remain unconvinced.


#68

Emrys

Emrys

He could be a ficus.

I like saying the word "ficus".


#69

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

@Squidleybits and I are locked in mortal combat over how to relax this afternoon. Beach, nude beach, infinity pool, spa or eat ice cream at the bar.


#70

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Wtf? Ice cream at the bar? As if. The others are all valid options.


#71

Celt Z

Celt Z

@Squidleybits and I are locked in mortal combat over how to relax this afternoon. Beach, nude beach, infinity pool, spa or eat ice cream at the bar.
There is a nude beach very close to where I live. I avoid it like the plague. From what I hear (and what I remember seeing when we took a cruise that ran past it when I was a kid) it is a huge sausage fest for old/older men. Frankly, I saw enough nudity in and out of the classroom in college to last me a lifetime.

As for all the other options: "Yes." :D


#72

PatrThom

PatrThom

I am absolutely no good at guitar hero if I have to play it while wearing pants.
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Thank you for putting that image of you in my head, Gas.

So...very much.

--Patrick


#73

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

He could be a ficus.

I like saying the word "ficus".
Or a fungus! Cos I love the dark, and its almost impossible to get rid of me.

Thinking about getting the Achie Ninja Turtles comics from the 80s. Yay? Nay?


#74

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I was driving on base just a little while ago and saw a sign that read:

DANGER
Explosive Dog
Training


In reality, I know it means they are doing ordnance training with canine bomb sniffers. However, I keep thinking of it as a Monty Python-esque skit with robotic spy dogs that blow up.


#75

Celt Z

Celt Z

It's all in HOW you say it.[DOUBLEPOST=1395864460,1395864381][/DOUBLEPOST]
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Thank you for putting that image of you in my head, Gas.

So...very much.

--Patrick
What? That's how I picture everyone at Halforums. :troll:


#76

Dave

Dave

It's all in HOW you say it.[DOUBLEPOST=1395864460,1395864381][/DOUBLEPOST]

What? That's how I picture everyone at Halforums. :troll:
Not me.

I'm on the right.



#77

Celt Z

Celt Z

I was referring to the outfit and the dance moves, but I will update my mental image for you, Dave. :unibrow:


#78

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I was referring to the outfit and the dance moves, but I will update my mental image for you, Dave. :unibrow:
Me too.

*updates*

....

OH DEAR GOD, NO! NOOOOO! THE HORROR! MY GOD, THE HORROR!


#79

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Bootsandpantsandbootsandpantsandbootsandpants...


#80

PatrThom

PatrThom

a Monty Python-esque skit with robotic spy dogs that blow up.
This

would be

AWESOME!!!

--Patrick


#81

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

My scalp is itchy.


#82

Emrys

Emrys

I was driving on base just a little while ago and saw a sign that read:

DANGER
Explosive Dog
Training


In reality, I know it means they are doing ordnance training with canine bomb sniffers. However, I keep thinking of it as a Monty Python-esque skit with robotic spy dogs that blow up.
As you can see, Fido has learned the first rule of not being seen - not to stand up.


#83

PatrThom

PatrThom

I now have this song stuck in my head.



And now so do you.

--Patrick


#84

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I'm thinking that the science world will greatly benefit if my son decides to go that route when it's time to choose a career. We were watching a show about dinosaurs and I pointed out a plant that sort of looked like a pineapple. He told me it was probably a cycad which grew in the Cretaceous. How do you know this stuff?? I had to ask him how to spell cycad.


#85

PatrThom

PatrThom

How do you know this stuff??
Do NOT underestimate the compelling power of the Dinosaur Train.

--Patrick


#86

bhamv3

bhamv3

I was driving on base just a little while ago and saw a sign that read:

DANGER
Explosive Dog
Training


In reality, I know it means they are doing ordnance training with canine bomb sniffers. However, I keep thinking of it as a Monty Python-esque skit with robotic spy dogs that blow up.
Was it a Russian base? Cause the Russians did something like that in WW2. It didn't end well.

(Warning, animal cruelty)


#87

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

There is a nude beach very close to where I live. I avoid it like the plague. From what I hear (and what I remember seeing when we took a cruise that ran past it when I was a kid) it is a huge sausage fest for old/older men. Frankly, I saw enough nudity in and out of the classroom in college to last me a lifetime.

As for all the other options: "Yes." :D
The regular beach here is plenty bad...but older ladies mostly.


#88

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

A girl. Not sure if we're dating. For like 8months.


#89

blotsfan

blotsfan

This thread doesn't seem to add anything that the random crap thread doesnt.


#90

GasBandit

GasBandit

This thread doesn't seem to add anything that the random crap thread doesnt.
Less links to funny stuff.


#91

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

How'd I let myself be hurt in a relationship so badly again.


#92

jwhouk

jwhouk

What is my cat's fascination with sitting on the desk in front of me, then trying to climb up onto my computer's screen while I'm trying to type...


#93

Emrys

Emrys

Cats are insane. I know. I own four.


#94

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I think I burned the roof of my mouth at lunch today and the blister came open at dinner. Vinegar does not feel pleasant on mouth wounds.


#95

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

At least you weren't eating something salty...


#96

Dei

Dei

If my daughter is already a giant hormonal drama queen at 8, what the fuck is she going to be like as a teenager? My husband and son might have to move out before the nukes start dropping.


#97

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

At least you weren't eating something salty...
True. Plus the good thing with minor oral injuries is that they heal fast. It's better already.


#98

PatrThom

PatrThom

Is she precocious? There are medications for that, but they tend to have unintended side effects.

--Patrick


#99

Dei

Dei

Is she precocious? There are medications for that, but they tend to have unintended side effects.

--Patrick
This is all attitude, no overtly physical changes. And believe me, my son is going through the beginning stages of puberty right now, and that is not hard to miss. ;)

She's very smart for her age, and more mature than her peers in a lot of ways, so emotionally she can be kind of a train wreck when we try to deal with each other. :p


#100

GasBandit

GasBandit

If my daughter is already a giant hormonal drama queen at 8, what the fuck is she going to be like as a teenager? My husband and son might have to move out before the nukes start dropping.


#101

Dei

Dei

No, that's her now. ;)


#102

Emrys

Emrys

If my daughter is already a giant hormonal drama queen at 8, what the fuck is she going to be like as a teenager? My husband and son might have to move out before the nukes start dropping.
duct tape.png

And it comes in a rainbow of colours so she can coordinate with her outfits.

Or just tape her to the wall until puberty is over.


#103

GasBandit

GasBandit

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And it comes in a rainbow of colours so she can coordinate with her outfits.

Or just tape her to the wall until puberty is over.
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#104

Emrys

Emrys

:popcorn:


#105

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

At least you weren't eating something salty...
:unibrow:


#106

Cajungal

Cajungal

How much I hate this overcomplicated underwear I have to use when wearing my more formal clothes.


#107

GasBandit

GasBandit

How much I hate this overcomplicated underwear I have to use when wearing my more formal clothes.
The first result when doing a google image search for "overcomplicated underwear" is:

overcomplicated underwear.jpg


#108

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's difficult finding underwear to match the drapes.

--Patrick


#109

Celt Z

Celt Z

Scarlet O'Hara cosplay fail?


#110

GasBandit

GasBandit

Scarlet O'Hara cosplay fail?
Bondage Princess Duvet von Eiderdown out for a stroll.


#111

Cajungal

Cajungal

I wish my life were that interesting. I'm more in the Spanx territory.


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