Telling My Wife Not To Have Sex With The Neighbor

Just from the title of this thread alone? I'd say it went in a natural direction.

(Although I realize it's probably not very helpful. Sorry, Gilgamesh!)
 

figmentPez

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From another thread:
Confirmation:
@Shegokigo arrives on Monday! She just barely made it in under the March deadline she set.

Side note: Kind of funny she'll be here on April Fools. Preemptive information right now, this is not a joke/prank. She really will be here all week. :D :D :D
Are you going to have to tell her not to have sex with your neighbor, either?
 
She actually owns a Hanibal mask. Show of hands, who's surprised?

Side (funny) note: The neighbor is a young 20s Asian girl (omg it's Naiwen!)

Side side note: I don't think I ever saw my sister date/bring home an Asian girl so that'd be interesting.

Side side side note: Due to my sister's current situation, I don't think the neighbor has anything to worry about from her.
 
Side side side note: Due to my sister's current situation, I don't think the neighbor has anything to worry about from her.
From what I can recall, the only way this is true is if Shego's not breathing.

And even then, sleep with one eye open.
 
Side (funny) note: The neighbor is a young 20s Asian girl (omg it's Naiwen!)
Ahem.

There wouldn't, you know, I'm just wondering, but there wouldn't, by any chance, be any photographs of this girl available? I'm just wondering, I'm not really asking for them or anything, I just have a slight—very slight!—feeling of curiosity about this young twenty-something Asian neighbor of yours. It'd be cool, you know, if you have a picture of her. I'm just wondering.

That's not creepy is it?

Is it?

Crap.
 
Ahem.

There wouldn't, you know, I'm just wondering, but there wouldn't, by any chance, be any photographs of this girl available? I'm just wondering, I'm not really asking for them or anything, I just have a slight—very slight!—feeling of curiosity about this young twenty-something Asian neighbor of yours. It'd be cool, you know, if you have a picture of her. I'm just wondering.

That's not creepy is it?

Is it?

Crap.
Idunno, I'm kinda interested myself now.
 
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