Summary of episode by Jay
- Start of show, Robbbbbb's special sword gets recast and two swords come from it. Don't remember this from the books. Great addition. Excellent scene between Jamie and Tywin. WHO GETS THE OTHER SWORD??? SUSPENSE.
- Tyrion is now waiting on the road with his merc buddy and sex demon Pid, Pud or Pod. Whatever the fuck his name is. Anyone else pissed on how they absolutely ruined Tyrion in the show? Great actor chops, shitty writing. Martin fucked up a lot of shit in the books but Tyrion was amazing in Books 2-3.
- Prince Durin's actor looks damn solid. REALLY WEIRD START OF THE BROTHEL SCENE. I don't recall his fucking anything with a heartbeat. Why the fuck are they pushing the gay thing so much? Enough. Is that skank kissing him every 2 seconds the wife of the centurion from Rome? She got OLD-ish.... too much make-up... but I'd still... yeah. Season 4 tit count... 2.... 4. Solid start. Excellent end to scene with the Prince and Lannister soldiers.
- Great scene with the Prince and Tyrion. Did I already mention how annoyed I am with Tyrion's character on the show? They make him such a bitch. Now, this is how I wanted to see Prince Durin. I don't know WTF was happening before. Solid acting. Intense. YES.
- Dany is sitting there with her dragons. Great CGI. Is she wearing jeans? Nice walk past her huge army. WTF is this new Daario guy? The last guy didn't have the blue hair but this guy looks like Eric Bana. Couldn't they get that right on the 2nd try? Decent scene.
- Sansa is crying.
- Shea is begging for some half-man cock. Whining about the situation. Tyrion looks incredibly weak again. They ruined his character. Hated this scene. Shea's acting is limiting to "annoyed" and "annoyed by wanting cock".
- Crazy sister and Jamie scene. Jaime is funny. Nice metal hand. Does the crazy sister have any scene anymore without a drink in her hand? GLUG GLUG GLUG. Good scene.
- Wildling scene. Who the fuck are these new guys? I don't remember them. Eating crow? Is that like a pun or something? Weird scene.
- Jon Snow scene. Perfection. Great acting all around.
- Tyrell scenes are always solid. She's so hot it's ridiculous. And I ain't talking about the old bag nor the amazon woman.
- Jeoffry being Jeoffrey. Awesome. Jaime carries another scene.
- Dany is standing there watching the ocean. Is she wearing jeans? New Daario pretending to be Eric Bana. Got the slave part right though. Solid.
- Sansa is crying. Jaime tries to carry this scene enough to let me care about her situation. Godswood scene was solid.
- Hey there's Arya. They almost forgot her. Is this THAT scene finally? About time. Dog and Arya chemistry is perfect. Too bad they can't interpret Arya's thoughts of "let the rain wash the blood off her sword" into this show. Fight scene was awkward as fuck, too bad the dialogue was great. Arya gets her first kill.
All in all, a story building episode. Solid, nothing amazing. I still can't get over how useless they made Tyrion.