...I'm so confused.She must not because I'dSeriously.Explicit sexual fantasy follows.I even talk about sex toys! Handcuffs!Gotcha, perv.
FORMATTING AWWWW YOU RUINED ME
...I'm so confused.
Yeah. I suck at spoiler tags apparently.If it had worked as planned, you should have had to open each spoiler, one by one, to get to the big reveal of... nothing.
Poor @Chad Sexington.
It's not just you. I've been getting a lot of 'em, too.Huh. My credit rating must be going up. All of a sudden I'm getting a bunch of random crap offers in the mail for unsecured loans of various amounts. Morons.
You're now keeping mongooses in your backyard?
Oooooh, send him my way. I know I can find a use for a fisher in my world conquest program.Send your doomweasles across the pass and they can expect the same treatment.
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It's actually a fisher at the local wildlife rescue park.
Say hello to my little friend.There's two types of people in this world. Weasels and weasel slappers. And we're weasel slappers.
You expected something else?This has gone to a weird place.
It puts theSeems kinda of Shego'ish, fashioning a coat out of male halforumites tiny members.
Hmmm, a halforums who meets that description just moved into the area....and I could use a new coat.
When I was a kid, "upcycling" was called "hey somebody threw away an entire houseful of stuff, let's go see what awesome things are in the pile."When I was a kid, "upcycling" was called "being a redneck".
You're responsible for your own inappropriate comments, young man.Jay! Come here and make an inappropriate comment so I don't have to.
The whole scenario would probably get even more dirty if I gave details - well, it would just seem more dirty.Jay! Come here and make an inappropriate comment so I don't have to.
Dear Penthouse...The whole scenario would probably get even more dirty if I gave details - well, it would just seem more dirty.