Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

I'm shocked that some dude from Texas with the biggest truck a man can buy would dare to park like an asshole. Shocked.
 
Maybe that's what was actually going on here.
Maybe he accidentally took the "little" truck to the market and just parked how he was used to having to do with the big one.
Totally understandable mistake.

--Patrick
 
Or the truck could park normally and ding the door of the car next to him.

I never understood why Home Depot has the smallest parking spaces, since most customers drive big trucks. I can hardly park my HHR there.
 
I think I figured it out - they're little individual boob windows. So you know, you can have cleavage in your modest Easter dress. They're like egg cups! Each breast (each being a perfect sphere of course) sits pertly in a cup, so that just the top half (again, demure! modest!) jiggles out in the breeze.

For the record, I know of no woman whose breasts would actually behave as intended in that garment.
 
I think I figured it out - they're little individual boob windows. So you know, you can have cleavage in your modest Easter dress. They're like egg cups! Each breast (each being a perfect sphere of course) sits pertly in a cup, so that just the top half (again, demure! modest!) jiggles out in the breeze.

For the record, I know of no woman whose breasts would actually behave as intended in that garment.
If it's fairly expandy I could see it work as shapewear to correct while allowing you to still wear something with that specific boob look - one it's harder to achieve with a regular corset.

I have to say my mind went the same way MindDetective's went.
 
I would have guessed nursing dress as well, given I can't imagine why the cut-outs would be in that particular position. That might have been handy a year ago, except I look terrible in yellow.
 
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