[Movies] The Upcoming Movies Trailer Thread
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wait I wasn't aware that I hate Revenge of the Nerds now, did I miss a copy of our newsletterHey, now. Revenge of the Nerds was funny. At least until the tumblr Charlies started tearing it apart the last year or so.
Apparently.
Tumblr folk (and others) consider the fun house sex scene with Betty to be a rape now. And that's all I've got to say about that. It's a matter for another thread.
Wolf Cop looks AWESOME!
I think you mean FUCK YEAH!
I was all like, "Wow, this movie looks dumb as hell, I'm gonna skip it..."
And then the woman started getting naked in the trailer.
And then I was all like, "Okay... maybe I'll watch it once."
"You're a wolf."
"Cop."
That's gonna get old fast ...
"Cop."
That's gonna get old fast ...
Psh! You're just jelly of that amazing, Shakespearean dialogue.
Or the song.
"Yeah, wolf cop, yeah, wolf cop."
Move over, Alan Menken. This is gonna be the best movie song since "the snail is fast, the snail is fast, the snail is fast".
NOW you're getting it!
(Sounds like my prom night.)
(Sounds like my prom night.)
And that fucking name for the main character. Although I know that will go over most movie-goers' heads.
New trailer for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I'm stoked. I loved the first one, so can't wait for this.
It's weird, I think the titles should be flipped. I think the first should have been dawn, and this one rise. But oh well. I love it.
Technically a TV trailer, but here's the preview for the NBC series Constantine.
Something's wrong with this. You say it's an upcoming TV series, but I saw no vampires nor werewolves. Not even any high school students.
--Patrick
Okay, I don't know if I'm just going crazy or something, but that looks pretty fucking awesome. I love the guy playing Constantine here. He FEELS like Constantine, accent and attitude and all.
But yeah, am I wrong in thinking this actually looks promising? Aside from the usual kinda shoddy TV special effects?
It looks like it has promise. The guy they have as Constantine looks like he'll deliver a good job. Let's just hope now that the writing of it is good and that our hopes aren't dashed by a bad show.
At the very least, it looks a hell of a lot better than Gotham does.
But let's be honest. That's not saying much.
I think the feeling you're looking for is guarded optimism.
It does look good! But we've all been burned before... we'll have to wait and see.
Still too much of a Catholicism angle and not enough mysticism/magical bent and he probably won't be allow to smoke on screen, but there's potential there.
The main problem is it's on major network which means 1) It'll never be done properly, most of John's best stories are definitely for one reason or the other R-rated 2) They'll water down things so as not to 'offend' some folks. 3) Suits will get involved and start mucking up storylines and showing the initial episodes out of order.
Constantine not on a cable or 'premiere' network is just doomed, and that's a shame.
I'll enjoy what few episodes they're able to put out, though. They're at least trying.
The main problem is it's on major network which means 1) It'll never be done properly, most of John's best stories are definitely for one reason or the other R-rated 2) They'll water down things so as not to 'offend' some folks. 3) Suits will get involved and start mucking up storylines and showing the initial episodes out of order.
Constantine not on a cable or 'premiere' network is just doomed, and that's a shame.
I'll enjoy what few episodes they're able to put out, though. They're at least trying.
That scares away all of the bible belt.
Because a commercial full of pentagrams, demons, ghosts and blood just screams conservative Christian programming to begin with.
This is on the same channel that renewed Hannibal for season 3. The stuff they do on that show outdoes a lot of R-rated movies.