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Still too much of a Catholicism angle and not enough mysticism/magical bent and he probably won't be allow to smoke on screen, but there's potential there.

The main problem is it's on major network which means 1) It'll never be done properly, most of John's best stories are definitely for one reason or the other R-rated 2) They'll water down things so as not to 'offend' some folks. 3) Suits will get involved and start mucking up storylines and showing the initial episodes out of order.

Constantine not on a cable or 'premiere' network is just doomed, and that's a shame.

I'll enjoy what few episodes they're able to put out, though. They're at least trying.
Not being familiar with the comic, I don't know what 'too much' of a Catholicism angle would be, but I didn't think there was a lot of Catholic symbolism in the trailer; what did you notice?

Also, although I tend to not enjoy many comics, is there a place where one would 'start' if I wanted to investigate Hellblazer?[DOUBLEPOST=1399916317,1399916286][/DOUBLEPOST]
I will watch Constantine..... because that guy looked and acted like the comic character and not Keanu Reeves.
Whoa.
 
Not being familiar with the comic, I don't know what 'too much' of a Catholicism angle would be, but I didn't think there was a lot of Catholic symbolism in the trailer; what did you notice?

Also, although I tend to not enjoy many comics, is there a place where one would 'start' if I wanted to investigate Hellblazer?[DOUBLEPOST=1399916317,1399916286][/DOUBLEPOST]
Whoa.
I think he meant specifically christian perspective dark/gothic horror elements. Hellblazer assumed that -all- religions had some reality behind them, with gods vying for psychic power from believers. So while one day John Constantine might find himself having to deal with classic Catholicism-styled demons from hell, the next he might be tracking down the spirit of a Mayan death-god.
 
I think he meant specifically christian perspective dark/gothic horror elements. Hellblazer assumed that -all- religions had some reality behind them, with gods vying for psychic power from believers. So while one day John Constantine might find himself having to deal with classic Catholicism-styled demons from hell, the next he might be tracking down the spirit of a Mayan death-god.
Ah, interesting way to go about it
 

Dave

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I, for one, will reserve judgement on this show. I just watched the movie last night and was struck again at how much I liked it. If the show is half as good I'll dig it.
 
I, for one, will reserve judgement on this show. I just watched the movie last night and was struck again at how much I liked it. If the show is half as good I'll dig it.
I like the movie, but I think people would accept it more if it was called something else, because it might as well not be based on the comic at all.
 

GasBandit

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I wish Black and White had been a little better on the simulation and a little less on the Molyneaux factor.

It was a great concept and quite an experience playing, but do you really need god to tell you where to build each individual house when you're overpopulated and have 25,000 units of wood?
 
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I wish Black and White had been a little better on the simulation and a little less on the Molyneaux factor.
I wish the game hadn't ended up being 80% about managing your pet. I don't have time to be flinging your poo out into the ocean, don't you see I have trees to rearrange? I got GOD business to attend to!
A bit more on topic, though, I am especially enamored of the idea that a god is only as powerful as his worshippers make Him.

--Patrick
 

GasBandit

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I wish the game hadn't ended up being 80% about managing your pet. I don't have time to be flinging your poo out into the ocean, don't you see I have trees to rearrange? I got GOD business to attend to!
A bit more on topic, though, I am especially enamored of the idea that a god is only as powerful as his worshippers make Him.

--Patrick
Yeah, that part of the game was very well done. I didn't much care for the pet, either, but I found that if you trained the pet well right at the start, you could pretty much leave him to his own devices (outside of those annoying levels where you were entirely dependent upon the pet, like the stupid eternal-meteor-shower-start-with-nothing level)
 
I played through the Black and White campaign once, then played nothing but single-player skirmishes. My pet spent 99% of his time leashed up in his pen, sleeping.

Later on I trained him to become pretty good at impressing villages though, so he had that going for him, which was nice.
 
Not being familiar with the comic, I don't know what 'too much' of a Catholicism angle would be, but I didn't think there was a lot of Catholic symbolism in the trailer; what did you notice?

Also, although I tend to not enjoy many comics, is there a place where one would 'start' if I wanted to investigate Hellblazer?[DOUBLEPOST=1399916317,1399916286][/DOUBLEPOST]
Whoa.
I think the best place to start would be with Hellblazer, Vol. 1: Original Sins.
They are currently republishing the collected comics which is helpful and they are currently up to Vol.7

Alternatively you could start by reading Alan Moore's Swamp Thing which is a fantastic series and introduces John Constantine.
 
I played through the Black and White campaign once, then played nothing but single-player skirmishes. My pet spent 99% of his time leashed up in his pen, sleeping.

Later on I trained him to become pretty good at impressing villages though, so he had that going for him, which was nice.
That's pretty much what I did with the pet; dance for the people, make them forget what a terrible god I am.

That was one of those "great idea, poor execution" games. Don't know if the sequel was any better.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I played through the Black and White campaign once, then played nothing but single-player skirmishes. My pet spent 99% of his time leashed up in his pen, sleeping.

Later on I trained him to become pretty good at impressing villages though, so he had that going for him, which was nice.
I trained mine to water crops and trees obsessively, and even though it was never really proven to help or not, to poop on farmland.

That was one of those "great idea, poor execution" games.
That's what I meant by the Molyneaux factor.
 
I didn't see the cigar, but I did note one of them had a beard. A robot. With a beard.
That's the one with the cigar

[DOUBLEPOST=1400177173,1400177129][/DOUBLEPOST]And if you think a robot with a beard is weird, why have you never wondered why Optimus Prime raises a metal shield to protect his metal mouth in combat.

... or why he has a mouth at all.
 
That's the one with the cigar

[DOUBLEPOST=1400177173,1400177129][/DOUBLEPOST]And if you think a robot with a beard is weird, why have you never wondered why Optimus Prime raises a metal shield to protect his metal mouth in combat.

... or why he has a mouth at all.
Oh God that's going to be Kup, I just know it. Don't do this to me, you son of a bitch.

Although, speaking of cigars, in the IDW run Kup has a "cigar." He doesn't know why he has it, though.[DOUBLEPOST=1400177625][/DOUBLEPOST]Just looked it up, that might be Hound.

Still, though. Stop it. :(
 

Dave

Staff member
That picture moved so fast I missed that. How fucking dumb.

Frankly I think that robots that are able to basically take any shape would not be bipedal humanoid in shape to begin with. I rather doubt it's the most efficient form. But you're right, their "brain" is spread out through the body so no one part would be a vulnerable portion to have to hide.

But it's Michael Bay. Things don't have to make sense, they just need to be quickly moving and have big explosions.
 
That picture moved so fast I missed that. How fucking dumb.

Frankly I think that robots that are able to basically take any shape would not be bipedal humanoid in shape to begin with. I rather doubt it's the most efficient form. But you're right, their "brain" is spread out through the body so no one part would be a vulnerable portion to have to hide.

But it's Michael Bay. Things don't have to make sense, they just need to be quickly moving and have big explosions.
You want to know the crazy thing? Michael Bay didn't even want to do these films at first. He only looked into it because Steven Spielberg called him and offered him the job and you don't say no to Spielberg. Once he met with Hasbro and actually learned some stuff about Transformers, then Bay got excited about making them.

That said, I'll probably catch a midnight screening of this and then never see it again. Here's hoping Grimlock is at least awesome on-screen.
 
I hope one day that a competent director gets a hold of the franchise and makes a good Transformers movie reboot. Then I can pretend these abominations don't exist.
 

Dave

Staff member
If it's time travel through the wormhole, I think I'm out.
That's exactly what it's going to be, otherwise there won't be a happy ending. With the crew going into some sort of cryogenic sleep and going presumably on an interstellar romp, the kids would be dead for a while by the time they got back.

I predict that the wormhole will allow them to leave and come back to precisely the same time so there's no lag at all, which is just stupid. But Hollywood just doesn't understand science or if they do they assume we're too dumb to know the difference.
 
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