Am I the only one concerned that he is too young to have his penis telling him what to do?The non-sequiturs of little kids are both puzzling and amazing.
I felt the same way about my TS1000. Just making an animated K.I.T.T. isn't enough to be considered really cool.We got TI81s in about 1991 or so and I immediately programmed a batman game complete with splash screen and collision detection (batman was a dot during play). I thought I was awesome until I found out about the internet and read about what people had done with the 85.
I've let someone intimidate me for years, and there was no point!
Nobody knows everything.Never be intimidated by someone's intelligence, even if they really are 'more intelligent' than you.
First day of a new hair color is always bright. Give it a day or two.For the first time in many years, I now sport a hair colour that could/should have gotten me suspended in grade school (there was a 'no unnatural hair colours' clause in the dress code). It is considerably brighter than I anticipated. The box lied!! Not sure if awesome or terrifying. Just in time for my last day at work tomorrow.
Oh, I expected somewhat vivid... this is a bit moreso than anticipated.First day of a new hair color is always bright. Give it a day or two.
Yeah, hair does that.Oh, I expected somewhat vivid... this is a bit moreso than anticipated.
It's growing on me.
Have we gotten pics yet? I may have missed itOh, I expected somewhat vivid... this is a bit moreso than anticipated.
It's growing on me.
Yeah, hair does that.
I blame that on Ash's rival in the "Pokemon Black and White" TV series. Calling things basic is his favorite insult.It is rather indicative of the state of our cultural corrosion that, in the phrase "basic bitch," the word "basic" is the part that is considered to be the insult.
Or how the rich racist is under social pressure for his racist rant, and not for having a mistress with multiple boyfriends.It is rather indicative of the state of our cultural corrosion that, in the phrase "basic bitch," the word "basic" is the part that is considered to be the insult.
You didn't mistake her for a hat, did you?Ever get the feeling that your spouse is a complete stranger? I don't know why, but I've been having that feeling lately. It's not a rant or a sad thing, just weird.
[Insert dirty joke here.]
Or there's the Capgras delusion, in which familiar people seem to be strangers.
That's kinda what I was getting at (though I admit I couldn't remember the name).Or there's the Capgras delusion, in which familiar people seem to be strangers.
I give it a 53. It's got some catchy lyrics but I'm not sure if I can dance to it.Making dirt, makin' diiiiiiiiiiiiiirt, while I wear a dirty dress shirt!
And then, he said in complete irony: "GO WARRIORS!"Or how the rich racist is under social pressure for his racist rant, and not for having a mistress with multiple boyfriends.
Or there's the Capgras delusion, in which familiar people seem to be strangers.
I'm telling you... the first guy to right sparkly gay vampire romance stuff with light BSDM like 50 Shades is going to make a CRAP TON of money.Wife: "Can you just suck it up and write a vampire manuscript so we can make some money off it? Then you can go back to writing your weird shit."
Some days, she's my muse; other days, she's my Lady MacBeth.
"Tess struggled against the pink fluffy handcuffs on her thin, sparkling wrists. She glared up at Steve, who was grinning down at her naked, prone form. 'Didja have to do this in broad daylight, Steve? You know all this sparkling makes me freckle.'I'm telling you... the first guy to right sparkly gay vampire romance stuff with light BSDM like 50 Shades is going to make a CRAP TON of money.
I forgot to post this earlier so forgive my copy and paste from the book of faces.
Jet: "My penis says I'm still a nugget!"
Me: "...what does that mean?!"
Jet: "It means I'm getting FRIED!"
I just...I guess? That sounds like something someone who is fried would say....
What the hell.
Kids sound like little hobos.
When I first read this I was super-pissed, then I realized it was missing the "r"."Tess struggled against the pink fluffy handcuffs on her thin, sparkling wrists. She glared up at Steve, who was grinning down at her naked, prone form. 'Didja have to do this in broad daylight, Steve? You know all this sparkling makes me freckle.'
Steve's grin widened. 'I like it when you sparkle, Tess. Reminds me of the glitter I used to put on my art projects, back in kindergarten.'
Tess could feel her pulse racing. I remind him of kindergarten? Oh god, he's so irresistible!"
I'm not gonna lie... first thing I thought of.Sometimes I imagine what I would be like as a twin. And then I imagine all the cool pictures we could take together. And then I always hear how being left-handed means there was a high possibility my Mum was pregnant with twins early on in the pregnancy, but I don't know if that's true. I do hear it a lot though and am always curious.
TWINS!!